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tetiba aku teringat rancangan jangan lupa lirik

time darjah 1 kita sering dihidangkan dgn lagu-lagu yg mcm cool.sebb ni bulan pose ayuh kite nyanyi lagu ais kacang....yukkk!

bla.....bla....bla....
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(tak silap aku rangkap pertama cerita pasal hari yg panas...kalau dpt ais kacang mcm best!)

ais ais kacang
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kacang dan jagung,
something something dan lenkong,
air gula berwarna....,

dah aku tak ingat...sapa ingat lirik...
taruk kat comment box!

terpikir

ok kalau kite tgk cite omputeh yg banyak perkataan kesat dan mencarut kirenya tak lain tak bukan perkataan f**k yg menjadi pilihan atau f**koff

kalau dr segi diversity bahasa malaysia lebih byk dn bunyinya lebih vulgar.tak perlu amik perkataan mencarut...contoh tetek...korang tak rasa ke bunyinya yg agak liar dan very descriptive?julung2 kalila org sembang ckp payu dara,buah dada

(AWAS: kaum jantan ini bulan pose...jgn bayang pulak!)

ok lagi satu....berak!aku nak berak....tak sweet langsung?tak gitu

kalau mencarut tu toksah katala...*&%^mak = your mother's *toot*
babi! = pig (okla jugak)
pan...*tun* = apa ha omputeh cakap?
dan segala mala binatang....

dah tamat entry

Selamat Hari Raya

Gua petik dr blog peah www.berbuih.blogspot.com

Four jobs I have had in my life:

Jadi cashier kat BP jln templer sbb bapak aku suruh.aku juga merangkap pap attendent seblm sistem self service

Pasang tv plasma dgn electronic memo board kat perbadanan putarjaya

Servis aircond

Wat wiring simple simple,tukar RCCB,CB,MCB


Four movies I would watch over and over:

Starwars 6,5,4,3,2,1

Bigdaddy

Transformers

little nicky


Four places I have lived:
Gombak

Jitra

Subang Jaya

Ukay Perdana




Four TV Shows that I watch:

That 70's show

Fifth Gear

Restaurant Makeover

Mythbusters



Four places I have been:

Mekah

Sekitar Great Britain

Amsterdam

Malaysia ku



Four people who email me most:

Biggest Boss

Bigger Boss

Big Boss

Oilandgascareer.com



Four favourite things to eat:

Ketam!

Nasi Lemak Ayam Mali's<--giler hooked,mungkin diorg letak sumthing kat dalam tu!

Koayteow kerang Nan kat Jitra

nasik ganja kat market perlis!

gua jadikan 5 sebb nasik kandar line clear penang tk boleh dilupakan!




Four places I would rather be right now:

Kat pantai

Kat atas katil kt umah

Kat Kinokuniya

Tepi bukit



Four Things I am looking forward to this year (2008):

Hari Raya

Pi wat pojek submarine cable lay lepas raya InsyaAllah

Kumpul duit

Tunggu tahun ni abih sebb duit yg dikumpul nak wat license scuba utk next year!hehe

Everybody.SELAMAT HARI RAYA AND MAAF ZAHIR AND BATHINNNnnnnn........!!!

keinginan

Sekarang aku tgh galak membaca buku bertajuk "Why men don't listen and Women can't read maps".Menarik.

Semalam aku tak boleh tido.Mungkin kerna tido siang aku telah menggangu sleep cycle gua. Aku berangan and jugak teringat kisah-kisah percintaan lampau.Tkpe aku telah buat seleksi memori gumbira sahaja.Dahla tak boleh tido and the last thing i need is bad shit.Tak perlu.Tapi...

"You deserve someone better",itulah kata-kata cliche yg bermain di benak pikiranku. Kiranya salah satu dari pasangan nak "mintak cerai" baik laki mahupon wanita.Aku dah kena 2 kali.Anda pula bagaimana?

Kini...
Tunggu gaji dan claim...
2 perkara yg aku akan belanjakan...ini obsesi gua

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Features:

• Dimensions: 50 x 28 x 16 cm
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• 2 mesh outer pockets
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• Side compression cords
• Material composition: 210 D Dobby Polyamid PU coated

Apa barang deuter?karrimor?terlalu byk cetakan rampok!

Beli ini untuk lakukan ini.

Lepas projek gua nak sambar kacamata Rudy Project.Yaa...aku obses!

mirror

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/09/18/magical-weave-mirror.jpg

a teacher once told me that your friends are a reflection of you because humans will associate themselves with people who are similar in a way of two.so how true is this?

does these friends or so called friends are the really tight kamceng giler types?the just friends type?or friend-friend type...confused and dazed

i do have friend but if you are the indie type how ah?i mean i'm not necessarily inclined or associated with groups or sorts because i have the terdercy to wonder off easily which is both a blessing and a curse.

hey no one's perfect?

due to the free spirited nature and wondering off you tend to be doing things alone most of the times so chances are you're gonna be left behind.i've learnt to live with it.

so where am i getting to with this entry?i have no idea.just penning my thoughts.

cuti balik perlis

heh maybe balik raya perlis 2nd day raya.gerak!!!menurut arahan ibu

tapi kalau aku ditakdirkan ke sana ke mari.....urm??

shaza dgn team debatenye

Cousin aku dok kt tgh.tp article ni member dia yg tulih.belah kiri tu. Ni la cousin yg plg tight dgn aku.Dia la jgk yg plg selalu tanya pasal irina kalau aku jmpa dia.

cousin gua punya article kuar star~RAGE

click to enlarge daa

My cousin Shaza got her article published in The STAR newspaper. RAGE column. So here is the article. I'm proud of her.She also got the another article on her debate team published. Nanti aku scan and publish kt blog gua.Aku harap aku tak langgar mana2 copyright law.

pujangga

http://zawanbaba.wordpress.com/

aku rekemen baca sekadar melayan kepala...heheh.blog member gua.aku panggil dia si pujangga.

kisah buka puasa

yesterday, i went out with irina after getting my hands on a pair of shoes and a ropebag/backpack/my new travelling mate.

we head off to sunway pyramid.irina wanted to get herself a pair of good and comfy shoes(which she did) and we decided to have carl's jr. for breakfasting.so we head off.

we were fortunate enought to grab a seat.

some were unlucky.we decided to share our seat since it is for berbuka.we invited a few(mostly couples to join us)

hmphh....i think most of their reaction was like huh?puzzled and puzzled.siap ada sorg minah tu ckp kt bf dia(i assumetu bf dia)...u mamat tu ajak kite duduk sekalila.....pastu buat muka donno jek.sukeatilolah.....a chinese couple jek yg bagi reaction ckp its ok.kami berdiri dulula dgn gaya yg sopan.ada juga yg sekadar senyum and ckp xpe.

ala...tak salah bukak pose sekali.tak gitu?

selamat berposa and selamat beramal.hari ni aku makan nasik beriani yg Are beli....yum yum.mulia betul hati adik ipor aku nih!hehehhee......

campur campur

Kat sini aku jmpa macam2 jenih org.Disamping PM and PE (Pojek Mgr and Pojek Engr) yg otai-otai belaka antaranya is Janah semorang refer as Janah,Abg Janah and Pakcik Janah sebb dia suruh.kalau sapa panggil dia boss dia ckp "Kalau nak panggil aku boss gi keje kat opis,jgn panggil aku boss" pesan beliau yg dah 16 thn berkecimpung dlm bidang oil and gas.kalau tak paham jugk aku gerenti dia halau dr site dgn ayat yg lebih direct to the face.

Dukacite dimaklumkan juge ada field engr yg benti lepas br 1 week keje.aku tak tau apsal.mungkun ada offer yg lg best atau dia tak tahan (pastu ckpla ada offer yg lagi best!)...

sebenarnya ni kesinambungan draf awal aku.aku sebenarnye nak cite pesan Janah kat aku kat airport.dia ckp ko kalau nak kawin atau cr calon bini cr org yg kuat amalannya sebb ko sebagai laki akan selalu merantau dan bini ko akan run the show.tanggungjawab ko sebagai suami akan terjatuh kat dia.and once in a blue moon tu kalau ko balik umah,jgn buat-buat nak rilek.ko kena jd bini plak.dia pon citela kat umah dia jiran2 tetangga tak terkujat tgk dia dok kemas rumah,kemas laman,potong rumput,sidai kain,memasak and anta sekolah anak2.itula antara sinopsis pesanan beliau....urmmm.....amatlah ia membuat aku terpikir.

beg aku mcm yg ni tapi besar lagi dgn kaler dia biru bkn oren.oren is smaller

fast forward ke hari ini 7/9/08.aku dah beli kasut raya courtesy of timberland warehouse sale.aku yg pada mulanya nk pi beli safety boot....sekali tak jual.sales rep ckp tu special order aja.cis cissdale no chioice aku beli kasut lain.berlubang tapi tak bertali.kasut sarung gitu.pastu aku jmpa ateng beli beg pulak.beg utk travel aku.insyaAllah nanti aku beli lagi satu ala2 beg hiking pulak sebb beg yg aku beli kat ateng tu rope beg jenama beal.beg petzl kecik sgt.ye tapi cantek dan juga mahal(tkpa aku beli ngan ateng so dpt staff price.itula guna kawan juga!hehehe)


lama sungguh aku tak blogging.aku pon dah tak taok gambar dgn posting aku.hmpp...jap aku cr gambar....alamak gambar menarik xde.ada gamba konvo sikit2,celebrate dgn irina dgn gambar software EIVA yg aku kena study lagi dan lagi dan juga gambar dr kapal terbang nampak shore line bintulu yg tak bape cantik sebb diorg nye jenis pantai berlumpur.bukan sumela tapi.pantai berlumpur agak menyukarkan utk keje2 pipe laying sebb seabed yg lembut.

so apa lagi?urm...aku rasa lagi fun cerita adventur aku sebb kejarangan mengupdate telah menterbaykkan cite perjalanan singkat aku dan kesan perjalanan tu ke atas kehidupan aku....aku nak berkongsi gamabr makanan sedap(dessert sedap!).aku mkn dgn irina ber2-2an.lazat dan enak sekali.gambar pizza sume tu aku tak tarok.maap.korang pegila makan.sedap.

sekian dulu utk edisi hari ini.blogging dr rumah pada hari ahad dikala bulan ramadhan yg penuh berkat.selamat beramal!

in bintulu

Assalamualaikum, I'm currently blogging in bintulu.riverfront hotel smack in the middle of town facing the murky river.i spent the whole day on board the barge settling contracts....man...manning peeps sure is pretty darn tiring....so I missed the closed circuit paintball tourney with the zanshin crew saturday 23rd.so InsyaAllah lusa I'll be heading home.Then possible Terengganu plak!hahaa....so I'm missing little Hani,home esp Tok....Irina as well(very much too!kami berkawan baik tau!)...banyak jugakla basically.But its good!hahaa....travel and work and work and work and travel....so aku harap aku selamat pergi dan pulang!so heads up for raya!hahahah

kembali

hello kengkawan,i'm back in and blogging from my home sweet home subang jaya...how was work?hectic really hectic but fun and definitely an eye opening experience.i don't know when i'm going off.

managed to main futsal with the guys on friday night.tomorrow(today) i'm heading to summit subang usj to spectate the climbing competition since most of my buddies will be around marshalling the event.

pasir gudang was hot.i was there for pre-mob.basically it is an exercise to prepare the vessel for its voyage to bintulu.do systems check for the survey equipment prior to mobilisation to the job site.

so as for now aku tak tau bila aku kena antaq "overseas"

adik aku bersalin semalam 080808!woohooo.....total.kengkawan aku yg dah kawin tak beranak pon lagi!!!woi tolongla beromen pada kadar yg kerap!hahahaa.....maaf keterlanjuran kata.hahaha.....

ok aku malas nak type dah.selamat!

my adventure begins

i shall set sail

i'm off to jb in a few hours time

i might head to bintulu on the 10th

maybe just maybe

once i get my safety passport

i might miss my graduation but hey...

nothing is for certain yet

heh...wish me luck and doakan kejayaan saya

sekian dulu...hingga ketemuan

ONE DECADE 98-08

welcome welcome delegates

sesudah dinner picture session tema putih

mari bersukaneka tema hitam

aku di balut menjadi mummy...tempat ke-2

sesi main main plak~bola tampau

kengkawan~amai dgn anaknya aka apek jr

mari tolak pihak lawan sampai jatuh

Last weekends was a blast.I attended my jenan 10 year re-u@agrotek,batu 14 1/2 hulu langat.oh for the record sasha sek men sultan abdul halim is not sekolah sains.tak sempat meng correct statement beliau kat nita tomyam SS 19. we were the first co ed boarding school in malaya.(shafik101~sebab tu hahap peghakkan berjumpa wanita atau lelaki adalah rendah.tidak sebagaimana sekolah sejantina.hahahahaaa....terimalah kenyataan....hahahaa)

anyway back to our escapade, its good to see some who have gone missing for the past 10 years.Though not all of us were there.Nevertheless,50 peeps is a decent number.We had a white dinner theme, black themed sukaneka and blue theme closing ceremony.Pictures galore(shafik101~walaupon aku tkde dig cam sendiri.gua dh angkut gambar dr cam si ben!heheh...tq Ben.Benis adikrafiqamerangkapjurukamera)

mcm biasa,teman terapat aku udin,fisha and jumy.hahaaa.inila rakan seAVA.no gossiping just recalling old skool stuff and laughing our hearts out....semorang dilibatkan dlm aktiviti.laki ke,bini ke,gf ke,bf ke sume join the festivities and activities....malaih nak type pepanjang.tempek gamba jela...

gambar closing xde...sume kat ben.takdan amik....heh =)
aku seronok...kami gembira

nombor...i like

www.mightywombat.com/toons/numbers.gif

Ini gua tempek dari friendster....wa suka nombor...apa boleh buat!hahaha....

Give some time to look at these (below) wonders of Mathematics.

Look at the beauty, symmetry and revelation of Maths.

Beauty of Maths!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11

12 x 9 + 3 = 111

123 x 9 + 4 = 1111

1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111

12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111

123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111

1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111

12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111

123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88

98 x 9 + 6 = 888

987 x 9 + 5 = 8888

9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888

98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888

987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888

9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888

98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1

11 x 11 = 121

111 x 111 = 12321

1111 x 1111 = 1234321

11111 x 11111 = 123454321

111111 x 111111 = 12345654321

1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321

11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321

111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K is equal to

8+1+18+4+23 + 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E is equal to

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E is equal to

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E- O-F-G-O-D is equal to

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Have a nice day & God bless!!!

kisah hari isnin

Dikala menanti masuknya waktu azan maghrib,aku membaca seleksi blog aku.nak baca MT macam hidup segan mati tak mau.source berita aku yg paling aku suka disamping malaysiakini.takkan kena serangan cybersquad UMNO...aku harap tidak.lumrah dunia akhir zaman...yg betul dan benar yg itulah yg salah.masyaAllah...terasa pulak dekatnya kiamat.byk sangat petanda nya.kita je manusia yg alpa dan buat donno.ish ish....aku bertazkirah sikit utk ingatkan diri dan kengkawan.

Tadi jugak ku terbaca blog si sasha.rajin plak dia update setelah aku mengcanon beliau.oh!rafiqa yg membaca blog irina sungguh tersentuh dgn tulisan beliau.dia btau time hari sabtu aritu.takpe aku gumbira dan juga pasrah.kerna aku faham.
(shafik101~bos ni bijak orgnya!tak gitu?)
(shafik~amin....tidakla bijak.kiranya bijak semoga aku tak lupa diri dgn kurniaan Ilahi)

I can't never write like irin(i like!)i think she is an excellent writer.Anyway,back to my tale after reading sasha's blog i have this sort of sinking feeling...like like ala sedihnya kisah hidup.hehe.relax she might finish last from her class...hey i just finished.still in search of a secure sound and challenging career.

I have friends asking about me and my obsession with my extreme career choices(shafik says~not extreme just minat) esp in the oil and gas,nak sgt pi negara padang pasir,tu nak pi duduk jauh jauh kt merata dunia tu buat pe?aku takla rasa extreme sgt.ramai jek org yg wat camtu dgn sebab musabab masing masing.ada kerna wang ringgit,ada yg suka challengenya,ada jugak sebb nak memoyo.bg aku challenge tu yg penting.ilmu yg nak aku dapatkan.i've wasted a lot of my years.kalau aku tak bekerja keras dan bekorban....how am i to play catch up?no i don't want a big fat car,or a big mansion,aku nak ilmu dan pengalaman yg mencabar.sebab melalui jalan yg sukar ia akan buat kita appreciate whateva yg kite kecapi itu...bagi aku jugak kalau tak berkorban abihla...and i have tales to share with others hoping that i could inspire them.kalau ada jodoh and ada anak i can tell them.kalau xde tkpela...adik aku nak dpt anak.gurl pon gurl la.kalau dia nak belaja kenjutsu uncle shaq can ajar!so i can pass my sword!hehee...and my bokken...

moga2 apa jua pilihan hidup aku ia adalah yg terbaik yg dtg dariNya...kerna sapalah aku?

maaf kali ni tkde gambo!

hakikat

http://www.dcc.uchile.cl/~etanter/reality.jpg

aight,peah said i'm going nuts and bonkers!ok guys too have hormonal imbalance(shafik says~yeah right!alasan...)

my 1st session of interview with SONY went pretty well(shafik101~alhamdulillah!).whatever comes along just go grab it and give it a shot.insyaAllah its gonna be worth it!haha...i'm still praying and hoping i score the dubai prospect and my long list of other applications in the oil & gas,construction,power plant.i feel i'm more suited in these field probably due to my adventurous nature but bonda said chill dude...God knows best(shafik123~dia takdela ckp mcm tu,but she means that way!Tuhan tahu apa yg terbaik untuk hamba-hambanya)(shafik678~beb lu dah apply kat 50 company tau!hahaha....)(shafik~ye saya amat bangga dgn pencapaian itu!)

a recent ceramah by dr hasan ali enlightened me on love.iye kasih sayang.haaa....ok hari tu aku komplen pasal percubaan menyangi org tapi ala-ala cinta kasih sayang tak terbalas....orait sebenarnya aku dah paham konsep sayang org tapi mcm tak sayang...sebab itu yg sebaiknya..so bila org tu sayang org lain and dia avoid doing such things yg skarang mcm normal love birds buat(mcm not being affectionate,pegang situ sini,peluk sakan ke dll etc bla bla yadda yadda bing bang....still i'm no angel!)(shafiknakal~tau takpe!) and decide to keep it for the time...itu tanda kasih sebenarnya.itu yg sebaiknya dan sebetulnya.so aku pon rasa happy dgn jayanya(shafik101~boss ni slow la!)

so kepada sidang ridaksi para pembaca, mcm biasa aku akan terus mencari keje dan membanyakkan lagi peluang.so i do hope i can land and build a steady and suitable career.kalau dapat fly...lagi sronok.so i can build a base and i can have people visiting me and i can take them jalan-jalan where ever i am la.if possible la....(shafik101~angan-angan bos dikala bulan mengambang!)boleh banje ramai org.kengkawan and lagi-lagi familia aku!ish best best.

debat

http://www.drooker.com/graphics/images/Skeletal-Debate.jpg

debat anwar vs shabery chik....

shabery chik should counter anwar with facts and figures and not glorifying past achievements daa...deal with the issues.counter with facts and he was so defensive. to those yelling hidup pak lah.go get a life!he is ruining us by the day...aiyah!who am i kidding.those goons couldn't care less ever with son in law selling off johor to s'pore

anwar delivered.satisfied.

gundah gulana

http://blogs.targetx.com/slu/MadisonStarinieri/lonely.jpg

Wahaha...dgn tiba2 aja aku rasa teruja walaupon elina choli telah melabel karya penulisanku yg tak agung itu(kerna keAgungan itu sesungguhnya milikmu Ilahi) sebagai poyo aku pasrah dan tetap gumbira setelah berduka lara bagaikan kacha yang terhempas ke batu...serpihannya berserpih-serpih merata-rata ke seantario dunia.kalau mamat number tu kira ku rasa dia tentu dpt memastikan point of origin.apakah benar?maaf sidang ridaksi...kibijakankan dalam arena ilmu hisab adalah terbatas anda boleh rujuk sahabat karib ku si rafiqa yg mempunyai ijazah sarjana buah kanna dlm arena matematik.

menjawap komentar saudari anies yg bertanyakan bagaimanakah aku tahu dia gemarkan Ella dan bukannya Abu Bakar Ellah?laa....dia jugak yg tulis dia suka Ella.sebab tu la aku tau.

sebenarnya hari ini pada kadar terbitnya mentari di ufuk timur,ku gagahi menaiki kudaku aka Sang Wira Aerobek 1.6Gli utk ke sek universitas utk ambil cek bersama wanita yg ku cuba ku tambat hatinya kembali tp pendek kata tak dapat2 setelah kucuba.akhirnya,elok saja ku mengaku tewas...barangkali perasaan gundah gulana dalam meneruskan adventur aku dalm kehidupan terhenti sebab adventur itu terbatas dlm menjadi runner ibu...kadangkala bigboss...kadangkala makcik...kadangkala adik...kadangkala nenda...kadangkala rakan taulan yg juga pelbagai bentuk benjolan hadapan belakang sisi panjang pendek besar dan kechil.....kerja yg kucari masih belum memanggil.kata ibu sabarla nak!setibanya mungkin berderet-deret....itula.dalam ku membantu rakan taulan timbul juga rasa hollow dan dark abyss dalam hati ini.jiwa tidakla kosong kerja ubat bagi jiwa kosong mudah!solat dan mengaji....

barangkali kitaran kosmos...moodku terumbang ambing bagaikan kapal tidak bernakhoda....aduss aduss...merepek kerepek pepek sungguh entry ku kali ini.bukan apa sekadar utk menghibur hatiku yg gundah!

hooray horay bergumbiraa....sama sama....lalalalalalala lala*ini adalah petikan lirik lagu yg aku pon tak tau tajuknya*

cek project ku berjumlah rm500 nampaknya harus dipulang ke sekola kerna namaku dieja bunyinya begini....huruf kaf sudah hilang!jadila SHAIK....masyaAllah...sudah hampir sikit dgn sheik tp lazimnya lebih menjurus pada SHIT!najis najis....erm alahai....cobaan

keterujaan aku kini lenyap kembali dan aku ditemani bunyi sang kipas, kedinginan malam...now aku feel lonely....

udara,darat,laut

http://www.paintball-command.com/Images/wall04_800.jpg

huyoo...aku dah bertemu hobi baru yg menarik cukup untuk dimasukkan kedalam senarai hobi-hobi aku.aku klasifikasikan udara,darat and laut.

aku suka climb mcm monyet tapi aku bukan monyet.cuma kaum-kaum stone monkeys,ada jugak yg eja stone munckys.ni aku kira hobi udara aku sebad dok tergantung.aku bukannya ada lesen terbang
(shafik101~iye sesungguhnya kau tak boleh terbang!hahahaaa)
(shafik2~no he can't fly!)

ni pulak hoby daratan.well,i do practice kenjutsu.kenjutsu?
(shafik101~kenjutsu is art of the sword aka samurai..paham?older than kendo!i am a brown belt level and subject to a 2nd stage test for black belt level.no we don't have a coloured belting system.nak gb org mudah paham sikit....)
oso jeng jeng jeng tadi gua sudah kena racun main paintball....hullamak tak tipu baik punyaaa....jungle war fare kat bukit cerakah!huyoooo byk cilaka punya wooooo!!!hahahha.....so maka tak jadila aku nak menggalak dlm arena mointain biking sebb min tembak2 lagi best!hahahaha

laut~gua suka pantai dan sungai.oleh itu...alamak
(shafik1234~boss lu silap tajuk la patut kasi taruk....batu,darat and air!)
(shafik~lu tak paham beb...itu mcm nilai nilai estetikla....artsy fartsy ala-ala artis gitu)
(shafik 3456~alah boss...lu lukis ikan serupa itik...apa artisnya...)
(shafik~bikin panas.....!gua head....SOT!ops...)
(shafik101~sah bawak mimpi mcm waktu dia climb kat overhang tak lepas...ngigau beb!)
semlm cousin aku pi diving kat tioman laki bini....;ergh jelesnye aku....hai saba jela mencari keje....dapt keje baru korang tau....hahahaaa

but back to reality,guess what romi said(romi is my kenjutsu sensei who happens to be a paintballer as well)actually quote"korang ni main paintball ni sebb loser ni.....gersang...!"(shafik~hahaha....hit the nail to the coffin nih!)..aiyaa.....ahahhaa..there is some truth though.me and my buds mcmdlm cite Failure to Launch....hahahaaa

hullamak i oso got to know anies is also a fan of ella.yg aku tau aku ngan irina mmg hantu sikit dgn ella.ELLA RAWKS!ARE YOU ENJOY!!hahahhaa....maaf ella.we love you still ...so aku juga akan bakal melinkkan anies dlm blogroller jam aku.so sekian aje blogsikasi ku yg terkini utk tatapan umum.aku harap korang akan terus mensupport kehendak aku utk bekerjaya mcm korang....

bak kata zifi "BAIK PUNYAaaa.........!!"
satu lagi kenyataan yg aku nak bgtau...aku takla hensem mcm pelakon filem tu....tapi manis tu ada....hahahaha
(shafik12345~amboih!nak upcret jugak!)

Asik cerita liwat jek....nah ko

http://www.590klbj.com/EI/T/Pics/Channels/KLBJ-AM/sex.jpg

Although we don't recommend comparing your sex life to what others consider to be normal, it can be interesting to see how often other couples have intercourse.

Durex Survey (2003) Highlights:

People have sex an average of 127 times a year.

Three quarters of those polled are happy with their sex lives.

Eastern Europeans (Hungarians, Bulgarians, and Russians) are the most sexually active (150).

David Beckham was chosen as the sexiest man. George Clooney and Ben Affleck round out the top three.

Jennifer Lopez was chosen as the sexiest woman. Catherine Zeta Jones came in second. Halle Berry and Britney Spears tied for third place.

45% of those taking the survey reported having a one night stand.

Those in Thailand, China, and Vietnam were the most contented with their sex life.

Fins and Russians were the least happy.

Americans were low on the frequency list in 2003 at 118 times per year.

The three countries with the lowest sexual frequency were Sweden (102), Maylasia (100), and Singapore (96).

48% of women admitted to faking an orgasm.

According to the Durex Survey (2001):

Americans appear to have the most sex at 132 times a year, with the Russians close behind at 122 times a year, the French at 121, and the Greeks at 115.

The countries with the lowest frequency of sex are Japan (37 times per), Malaysia (62) and China (69).

Couples living together report having sex 146 times per year.

Married couples make love 98 times per year.

Single folks are having sex the least at 49 times a year.

Four percent of the respondents to the survey claim to have sex daily.

57% say they have sex at least once per week.

"People around the world would rather go out with their friends than have sex. More than a fifth (22%) choose their peers rather than having sex with a partner (19%), while a further 10% prefer to either play sport or go shopping."

ni stats lama gua maik tempek jek!link article asal mana gua dah trtutup....ish ish...asik dgr cerita batang sama dubur aja dalam surat kabar....haah pg tadi aku gi PROTES....

Top 10: Horniest Countries?Huyoo...

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Sidang pembaca, rupa-rupanya rakyat malaya ni horny!kenapa tak percaya?My dearest readers, we are among the horniest nation in the world!Time to celebrate!!!hahaa....I got the link from our very own local car enthusiast forum.link asal dia korg click kat atas tu!
http://www.zerotohundred.com/2008/auto-news/malaysia-ranks-7th-in-top-10-horniest-countries/ hahaha.....kite number 7..sebenarnya askmen.com yg buat menatang nih!bila zaman la diorg wat survey gamaknya?

10:Mexico
9:Swiss
8:Spain
7:Malaya

In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not — not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we’ll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia’s Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.

Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she’ll be worth every penny.

6:Italy
5:Polska
4:China
3:Russia
2:Brasil
1:Greece

Gee...that explains why...personally I think it has a lot to do with taboo and stigma...it just drives people of the wall,craving for more lust i guess!hahaha...dah aku dah bagi link.bacala sendiri kt askmen.com...diorg ni yg bikin article.

no wonderla aku ni species horny gak?!hahahahaaa.....

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Nik Aziz~cannot tell a lie

Mahathir~cannot tell the truth

Pak Lah~cannot tell anything!

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Sedang aku melayan cerita politik tanpa sebarang keduburan,kebontotan satu lagi episod liwat main bontot dihidangkan ke pangkuan rakyat malaya.ni yg buat aku lagi menyampah.dulu dia tak liwat pon sebb aku taula doktor yg check bontot sukma tu pakcik aku!!!mahathir mamak kutty tula yg buat cerita...dia pon dah mengaku yg dia setup anwar

aku masih mencari career permulaan hidop....bilala nak laku ni...sabar ini sume dugaan...

berbalik kepada fiasco politik tanahair yg aku dok ikut sebb benda ni yg menetukan halatuju masadepan negara and nasib anak cucu,keturunan,peluang pekerjaan and keselesaan hidup...aku rasa time AMNO punya election biarla KuLi yg menang sebb dia ni pandai but terlalu gentleman plak.pak tido plak adalah pemimpin yg bobrok, buduh dan huduh dan dan suke tido.dia juge sering flipflop.aku juga tak minat kepada menteri yg suke bermain C4 and main letup2 org disamping excess baggage berambut ala sarang tebuan/sarang lebah itu....

aku juga tak setuju dgn polisi pendididikan yg mana menteri yg bermain keris itu sendiri anta anak belaja kat sek internasional.nampk sgt dia pon tak yakin dgn sistem cancangan nya sendiri.alahai.......

kalaula ATM and polis kite buat coup de tat mcm kat siam tu kang baguih....pastu org tak gune kite tembak aje mcm revolusi iran.hahaaa....oh wishful thinking nya