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A little bit on my raya

Its 0605 hrs.Sea is calm after a punishing session yesterday.According to the weather forecast weather is going to pick up yet again.Calm before the storm~Its misty outside.Low visibility.I'm on 24 hrs duty.1200 hrs 28/09/09 to 1200 hrs 29/09/09.Just me and my mate on survey duties.A few lads from Geocean(marine crew) and a few lads from Alam Hydro(diving crew).Others?Belah balik malam semlm.Arahan Offshore Construction Superintendent(OCS) no thanks to the weather.Furthermore,word has it that we're on standby for at least another week.We have to wait for an AR winch from Singapore.This is stupid because the winch was in place a few weeks back.Some bugger decided to change the installation method (which failed miserably) instead of using a winch they've decided to use black hoe to pull the pipes from offshore to onshore.Tarik gune trakter!Wadefak.Baik gune kerbau!?.

Another night spent sleeping on a bunch of well stacked survey boxes.Usually I have the life jacket as the pillow.Not last night.Fell asleep after an incomplete chat session with Rocksta.*Bugger*Bugger*Frustrated ok.Suddenly Facebook chat went kapish...F***!2 middle fingers up in the air.I don't have YM installed on this PC though I'm authorize to do so since I'm the one controlling the equipments.Kang salah gune kose plak.hahahaaa.Maleh kang isu

I've never set foot home since the beginning of puasa.*Weather starts picking up yet again*.At least last year I got to fast at home.Last year singleton so I couldn't care less.I think I worked like a madman.This year,Rocksta was "agak terkilan" in her Bebelan Raya post.Poor thing.Cian dia.Oh I still tak dapat merasa Rendang the Rendang whisperer

How was my raya.I woke up a bit late for Subuh prayers and went back to bed.Showered and zipped up my coveralls @0930hrs.Pi galley makan.Then of to the barge @1100hrs only to hear takbir time malam raya pertama.

Thanks to technology,bolehla call rumah,kengkawan,awek,tgk gamba org seronok2 time raya which put a smile on my face.Sronok tgk org hepi-hepi nih.Tgk gamba makanan yg aku sure time balik nanti dah takde sebb musim beraya dah tamat.Nampaknye aku kena join christmas celebration kot?Deepavali ke?.Ini sume cobaan.Chill...

So kehidupan aku kat sini hanyala keje.Balik keje penat.Dahla 1st time turun naik kapal*dah byk kali aku stres kat fesbuk* MAKAN TAK SEDAP.Food is always a big issue keje offshore nih.Ok not big...HUGE.Walaupon org ckp kena bersyukur sebab ada makanan but aku rasa bukan soal tak bersyukur the thing is masakla dgn ikhlas dan sedap2.Penat woo keje*or tak bekeje...hihihihiii*.Besides thats the only thing we can really demand.Mintak nak balik would be as good as resigning.

I'm still clueless on when I'm heading home.I do hope when that happens gf aku masih tak bosan dgn aku.Maklumla dok kena tinggal.Adik aku pon aku tuka nada sikit dah tak cam sore aku.Anak buah aku sure kena adjust and sure tekebil-kebil tgk aku nanti.Sapa plak mamat nih?*Cip aku ni pasang lagu Selamat Pengantin Baru~dia tgh kemaruk nak kawin~*...Memang enroute nak jadi pendekar laut nih.hahahaa

Dah aku dah lapar...aku nak pi cari makan.

Aku dalam bloglist Bai.So aku kena sep!

Di sep oleh bai!*ok fine aku akui hakikat kebosanan tahap cipan.Pastu "Ctrl" aku dah longgar.Nampak sgt selalu digunakan.Hoyeh

1. Apakah yang sedang anda lakukan sekarang?
Menjawap soklan sep-sep tag bai ni hah.

2. Kalau boleh, apa yang anda ingin lakukan sekarang?
Kemas barang,amik pasport aku kat agent.pi epot beli teket balik kl.sampai kl kol anies pastu ajak pi Bali terus.*gile wishful thingking.

3. Apakah nama neighbour anda yang anda tahu?
Kalau neighbour belah kiri*ngadap gate* is uncle Lai and aunty Jenny.Belah kanan aku lupa nama aunty tu.tapi aku kenal.2-2 tak garang mcm Ahso jiran bai

4. Bilakah kali terakhir anda bercuti dengan rakan-rakan/ahli keluarga/perempuan simpanan/lelaki simpanan/ seorang diri?
lama dah tu.tak ingat.

5. Jika tiada orang di sekeliling anda akan..?
korek idong sedalam mungkin dgn penuh nikmat.wadefak

6. Warna langsir kegemaran anda adalah..?
saya suke blinds.tak gemar langsir

7. Apakah perangai rakan anda yang anda paling menyampah?
yg perangai macam sampah.hahahaa....rakan ke tu?

8. Siapakah rakan anda yang paling kelakar?
Susah soklan ni sebb rakan2 aku ramai gak yg kelaka
*in no particular order sebb aku tkmo korang terasa..hahahaa
Riched
Hadri
Matjo
Noorismawati Ishak(sama mcm jawapan rumet and bai)
Epol

9. Yang paling tak kelakar pulak?
entoooh

10. Anggota badan anda yang paling hot?
Leher, time demam sangat panas(curik jawapan bai)

11. Anggota badan pasangan anda yang paling hot? (*feedback pembaca blog anda kepada jawapan anda adalah tanggungjawab sendiri heheh!)
Bulu kaki mcm gorila!wakakakakaa

12. Siapakah celebrity yang anda paling suka tengok kat red carpet?
soklan ni tak releven.next

13. Apakah perkara yang anda wajibkan kepada semua pasangan anda lakukan kepada anda?
Skip skip skip!!!!

14. Adakah mereka suka melakukannya?
skip skip skip skip.....

15. Perangai anda yang anda paling tak suka?
Kadang-kadang laju jek nak potong ckp org.heheheee...buruk perangai buruk.tp aku rasa ada improvement

16. Perangai anda yang anda paling suka?
Tahap kesabaran yg agak tinggi

17. Kalau anda boleh belasah sesiapa sahaja pada masa sekarang, siapakah orang yang anda nak belasah itu?
Aku rasa nak C4.tebabooooooo

18. Kalau anda boleh pilih apa-apa kerja, apakah kerja yang anda mahukan sekarang?
Fabricator pastu masuk monster's garage

19. Jika anda seorang yang sangat kaya dan dibenarkan memelihara anak-anak ikan, siapakah yang anda akan pilih untuk menjadi anak-anak ikan anda?
Ikan koi!aku takmo bela anak-anak ikan.baik bela anak yatim ke.anak org susah ke.

20. Adakah anda bahagia?
Alhamdulillah....

Dengan ini aku tag buih,sasha,roksta,mamaholic,amad,hadri...sapa2 yg lain nak buat oso digalakkan.boleh aku mengisi masa lapang membacanya.lalalalaaa

Koleksi baju raya?

Hijau Kuning tanahku,darulaman negeriku........ok fine sile kutuk.hahahhaaa



Macam sarung ketupat tak?dahla baju tu besa ala hiphop!yo yo yo yo
Ni time aku nak pi pasang transducer head kat tepi kapal.tu yg pakai safety harness tu.kalau jatuh x bertali....salamat pokcik!basah kena air laut percikan air laut.melekit!

haa..ini gamba senyum kambing..mmmbeeekkkkkkkk mmmmmmmmbbbbbeeeekkkkk...time nih dah panjat naik.



Sekian dulu.Beach pull belum start.kalau dah setat.lega sikit

sasha pi sep aku.since aku sangap.go ajek!

1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules in your blog.
2. Share Raya facts about yourself.
3. Tag random people at the end of their post and include links to their blog.
4. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment in their blog.
*tak mahu...lantak sapa sangap buat!wakakakaaa!*


a) Favourite Hari Raya SongNamed the singer and title of the song.. Find the song in in youtube and post it here. Sing along to the song as you answer the rest of the questions...

fakkk malas gile.aku suke lagu raya klasik.yg baru tak bleh blah sangat.sekarang aku mood dendang perantau.amacam?


b) Happiest Memory of Hari Raya
pergh...ronda kampung pi kutip duit raya!hahaha...best.kampung mana?kampung "Paris".ok fine......perlis indera kayangan.skang dah tukar darul sunnah kot?*wadefakkkkkk

c) Saddest Hari Raya
........tak dapat beraya?hahahaa.....go figure.beraya dalam coveral kaler oren.since aku dapat kaverol kaler hijau kuning aku consider baju raya aku.

d) Worst Hari Raya
ulang soklan nampak

e) Favourite Kuih Raya
JEM TART!hahahaa

f) Favourite Thing to Eat during Raya
lontong and lodeh lam.and her laksa johor.balik perlis suke makan ketupat palas dgn rendang manis tok ngah!hehe.

g) A must have during Hari Raya
makananla!?kamon

h) Normal First Hari Raya activities
mandi and besiap ke masjid.time tak leh drive aku ikut mak bapak.now dah boleh drive pi masjid bawak mak and tok and sisters.bapak pi awal.dia ada clan masjid dia.selalu tak gi kubur pas solat raya sebb pi a day earlier.sometimes much earlier sebb pi wat cleanup and bersihkan.alahhh tak raya pon aku pegi jek.mak suruh pi cuci kubo.

i) Mail or emails raya cards
kad raya snail mail is the shit.time aku study aku bagi kat sume lecturer aku.

j) Favourite Raya Movies
entah.tak layan tv time raya.pi bejalan

k) When do you start shopping for Hari Raya
tak releven.next......

l)Duit Raya...a must have or not?
keje is a must give to me.bertuah ye korang?hahaha......

m) Friends I'd like to know about their Hari Raya experiences
sume yg reti sambut raya.yg dah tulih tak perlu.

sinbad bersuara selamat hari raya and maap zahir batin

dam dam dum bunyi mercun?wadefakkkkkk!!!!

nampaknya 2nd year runnning aku beraya kat longitud and latitud manahala ntah.ba alifh ba ya.....vavis

anyway.semalam aku telah menggumbirakan mak aku.aku bg duit raya utk kuarge.mak aku tekujat~aku suke =).dulu aku selalu pow mak aku.bapak aku susah sikit.aku anak mak.sebagai balasan mak aku text aku doa yg berguna sebb aku share kisah cite aku asik kena belasahan mental.

darling aku dapat ipod sentuh.dia menjadi happy sakan~aku suke.tapi dia tak rebiu pon alat itu kt total rebiu.dia rebiu kat aku jek.

puasa itu best namum momentum ibadat aku terganggu kat miri sebb byk keje.pastu sistem baru aku kena kuasai.sebb tak cukup air,cuaca panas terik,kaverol asik masam dgn peluh*namum aku masih pose ok!* aku menjadi slow giler pikap.so aku asik kena bambu pada kadar yg tinggi.*sakit hotak tapi aku telan jela*.....aku jugk yg x pikap

pastu aku disuruh wat byk keja yg aku tak tau dan tak sure sebb aku ni tahap masih phase saya budak baru belajar kalau salah jgn suruh jolok!so aku layan jela...so kena kung pow jugak.telan jela.

pastu main con kami is vudus.maka keje lembap.keje yg lembap membuatkan perasaan "baik aje start lepas raya* sebb nampak gaya mcm nak kikof lepas raya jek.

sebagai pelengkap pojek ni durationnya siap akhir bln 10.

sekian hapdet aku.korang jgn lupa beraya sakan.hati2 kat jln raya.jgn gopoh and gelojoh nak balik kpg.

Gua nak ucap selamat hari raya

Pergh sedar tak sedar lagi seminggu nak raya*sapa yg layak bayar zakat tu pi bayar.jgn lupa plak!*...seriyes aku tak sedar diri dah nak raya.layan jek berpose.

Aku menetap kat marine apartment kat pulau melayu*hampeh bukan pulau pon,mungkin 1 ketika dulu* kat miri,s'wak

ini tahun ke-2 aku kat mesia tapi tak beraya kat rumah and atau kampung aku kat Paris...ehh silap perlis.aku baru jek bajet nak balik kpg "collect point"...azan sudi menjadi sidekick.sesilap sure boleh jek ajak xul skali u olls.boleh aku pakai ensem2,wangi2,sikat rambut sume la.bak kata org indo...ganteng gitew!

tahun lepas aku kat bintulu.tahun ni kat miri.hurmm....harap2 koman2 tahun depan kat denmark ke,europe ke dgn kekasih hati idaman kalbu.wakakakakaa*wishful thinking giler vavis,vavis pon tak mcm nih!*

anyway,last year gua mmg tak kisah pon.semangat bagaikan kena rasuk jin.maklumla waktu tu aku gersang,awek pon xde...cabut.aku kat bintulu.kalau korang penah bace entri zaman lalu.ada timeline tuuu....yg membawa ke perkenalan dgn ehem ehem*drum role* rocksta la.tp rocksta tu dia tak suke.....~lalalaa~ so aku tolak markah rocksta.*aku maseh berdoa sebb bulan mulia ni kena byk berdoa*

so cengginilah...kapal tu tak sampai sampai lagi.time org nak raya time tu la pojek nak jalan.delay delay delay.time nak raya x reti nak delay.vavis kuasa 2 kan?

so anyway selamt hari raya and maaf zahir batin hamba lurutkan*chewah* dari hujung rambut aku yg kusut menyusuri badan aku yg tough sikit dari saipol apek,turun ke kaki berbulu lebat tapi kurang dari gorila hingga ke hujung tapaj kaki yg muat kasut red wing size 8*tapi still x dpt!order x sampai lagi*

berhati-hati kat jalan raya.ops sikap dah go!jgn potong queue sebb org lain pon nak balik kpg gak.diorg pon baya road tax and bayar tol.

akhir kata...meh layan lagu dendang perantau

**mak aku sedih aku tak balik 2nd year running.nanti i give u duit raya for sure you dont want me to come bek for raya.wait ahhh!

sekian wassalam

Bai sep aku.

Dam dam dam dun bunyi mercun....aku dgr bunyi grinding and welding

1. Nama timangan anda di rumah...
You the man...wadefak?along sudeh

2. Anda seorang yang...
agak membosankan

3. Lagu favourite
temple of the king~rainbow versi dio

4. Makanan kegemaran
Nasik!

5. Soalan telah daku abaikan....
soalan inilah

6. Warna kesukaan
OREN dan Putih

7. Benda yg mesti ada dalam beg
Aku tak bawak beg..apa kes?

8. Kali terakhir anda menangis
Entoh

9. Sikap orang yang buat anda stress
org yg annoying kot?kot jela

10. tag 6 rakan anda
.........erm...hadri,erm....sesapa lagi?dah malas...sapa nak buat.buat jela.ikhlas

Social Media Revolution

Taraaa blog berterusan.konon nak tutup!ahahahhaaaaa

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Taraa...macam cibai je.konon2 nak tutup blog tapi inilah dia!poyo bukan.iyeee mmg poyo.mari teruskan memoyo!yukkkkk

30 secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what..
*fakk tak secret la nih*

[One] Who was your last text from?
izudin party chief

[ Two ] Where was your default picture taken?
default picture hape?fesbuk kat anfield...silap kat kalang stadium,s'pore

[ Three ] Are you bored with life at times?
of course...kalau nak mati tak sure masuk syurga pon.so leave with it la.org gile jek hepi 24/7

[ Four ] Your current status?
bosan ada,happy pon ada.keje memenatkan sebb dok jauh..kalau relationship status happy happy dok ngak rockstar yg poyo bukan rockstar sebenar.hahahahaa

[ Five ] What is your current mood?
upbeat!

[ Six ] Where do you stay?
subang jaya.tapi skang kang labuan.taman wong wo lo fasa 2.sila jgn bom.aku belum kawin.lepas ni aku nak pi miri dok kat apartment kat pulau melayu!

[ Seven ] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
kalau boleh nak.since tak boleh.so shaddap and dance!weeehooooo

[ Eight ] What's your favorite color/s?
putih and orange.sometimes i like red!

[ Nine ] Ever had a near death experience?
A few....takut!padan muke

[ Ten ] Something you do a lot?
Keje and dok temenung

[ Eleven ] Who can you tell ANYTHING to?
God

[ Twelve ] Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Setau aku Fendi Joe jek

[ Thirteen ] If you could have one super power what would it be?
power boleh Tukar tukar tukar!

[ Fourteen ] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Smile and eyes<--Time baik
Boobs?*boley ke?*<--Time nakal

[ Fifteen ] Favorite season?
Football seasonla.

[ Sixteen ] Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Mesti!

[ Seventeen ] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
None

[ Eighteen ] Do you speak any other language?
Cakap Mandarin sikit,Iban sikit,jepun sikit....wadefakkk????

[ Nineteen ] Describe your life in one word.
Surprises

[ Twenty ] Do you have any tattoos?
Kat atas sket dari pinggul. Bentuk bintang*ni jawapan poyo sape nih?*
Takde la....kalau ada kan best!

[ Twenty-one ] Who was the last person you hung out with?
Balik-balik org sama

[ Twenty-two ] What are you thinking about right now?
Nak buka apa, dengan sapa, nak buat apa malam nie?

[ Twenty- three ] What should you be doing?
"Lepak" kat miri....ahahhaa

[ Twenty-four ] Who was the last person that made you sad/angry?
Org kedai tadi

[ Twenty-five ] What are you listening to?
entahhh

[ Twenty-six ] Do you like working in the yard?
I like

[ Twenty-seven ] Who is with you?
Colleague.

[ Twenty-eight ] Do you act different around the person you like?
Sama jek kot

[ Twenty-nine ] What is your natural hair colour?
Hijau pastu dia tuka jadi macm skang.

[ Thirty ] Last time you were really happy.
Balik dari konsert search aitu

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