Tahun baru.

Tahun baru kalendar Romawi bakal menjelma.

Aku tiada resolusi*.Hanya misi.

Semoga anda semua berjaya dengan resolusi kalian.

*Resolusi ini tidak merujuk pada resolusi kamera anda.Harap maklum!

Rock The World~Terima kasih!

*time monoloque perform.hujan lebat beb.tapi gua saspek la fan diorg.sanggup....pic kredit sini http://www.facebook.com/pages/monoloQue/80130485615?v=wall#/photo.php?pid=4694089&id=80130485615

Semalam hari Sabtu 26 Disember 2009 aku gi rock the world dgn rocksetarr.Rocksetarr dapat supply VIP passes.Dapat 3 woo.Time kasih kepada PA selaku kawan kepada RS sebab dia keje kat Maju Holding yg merupakan sponsor event juge.Dahla dapat VIP pass,parking pon parking VIP woo.Dapat setiker keta.WPN pon tumpang glamer.

Selain dapat eksen macam bagus sebab dapat masuk ke khemah-khemah rockstars sebenar utk besiap dan betapa utk mendapatkan mojo sblm show,dpat makan makanan free juge.Nak masuk kawasan pon tak mainla beratur-ratur*chewah riak sungguh*,masuk kot gate spesel*macam spesel bebenor*

Aku takmo elaborate pelbagai,itu aku kasi serah ke sini je *kalau dia nak tulis la*

Gua jumpa Fadhil aka Tamin.Rupenya dia jadi Emcee la.Dia punya pass lagi best.All Access.Kalah beb kalah.You da man!*aksi sembah berhala~lawak je jgn pikir bukan2!*

Ujan agak lebat di siang hari.Memang agak tergendalala.Nasib baik gua siap bawak rain jacket,tuala kecil,t shirt spare pon ada.Kain pulikat oso got and air sebotol.hauhauhauauaa.Bagus jugak hujan.More things so wonder and frown upon.ehem.

Papepon Terima kasih daun keladi kepada sponsor pass saya.Kalau ada rezeki tahun depan nak lagi!

Lineup konserto ada kat sini http://www.junkonline.net/articles/2542-Festival-Watch-Rock-The-World-9-Malaysia

Pantun nasihat

Pulau Pandan jauh ke tengah,

Gunung Daik bercabang tiga,

Hancur badan di kandung tanah,

Budi yang baik di kenang juga. *pantun zaman sekolah sekolah

Tingkap papan kayu bersegi,
Sampan sakat di Pulau Angsa,
Indah tampan kerana budi,
Tinggi darjat kerana bahasa. *amik kat sini http://halaqah.net/v10/index.php?topic=2059.0

Pergi berburu sampai ke sempadan,
Dapat Kancil badan berjalur,

Biar carik baju di badan,
Asalkan hati bersih dan jujur. *amik kat sini http://halaqah.net/v10/index.php?topic=2059.0

Pinang muda dibelah dua,
Anak burung mati diranggah,
Dari muda sampai ke tua,
Ajaran baik jangan diubah. *klik link kat atas tu haa.amik situ

Cuaca gelap semakin redup,
Masakan boleh kembali terang,
Budi bahasa amalan hidup,
Barulah kekal dihormati orang. *amik situ gak

Tidakla gunanya hidung mancung,kulit putih berseri-seri,badan solid lagilah mantap,tinggi lampai,aset tebaik,duit banyak,hensem,balak, kalau hati busuk dan suka memburuk-burukkan orang lain.

Baik rupa tak hensem,tak cantik,tidak kaya tapi hati kaya dengan budi pekerti.

Amatla bonus kalau cantiknya di luar dan amatlah cantik di dalam.Cantik luar tak kekal.Nanti kulit kedut,yang tegang pasti kendur,boleh naik tak boleh naik dan sebagainya.Kesan-kesan penuaan.Biasala tu.

Inner beauty will shine outwards!Ada aura beb.

Beauty & Sexiness lies in the eyes of the beholder la...

Okay, here is my sexy list.Numero Uno*drum roll*

pic credit http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/michelle-rodriguez-1024x768-21901.jpg

I think she is so so so so *you get the picture* hot!*sizzles*.Its the you wanna piece of me attitude kot?.Such a turn on.

Secondly,its Vicky Butler!

picture credit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicki_Butler-Henderson

Its the husky voice.I loike.Hahaa.If you're a car nut,you can find her in The Fifth Gear with Tiff Needel.

hurmm?*grins*this is a plus point ke?

And for the same reason I think why kawan Aida,Mariam is sexy...the husky voice.

Thirdy,jeng jeng jeng is Nigella.Though many say she is fat.I beg to differ.Pernah tgk tak "Never trust a skinny cook"?Guys just watch her cook and you'll understand why.*ok get ready to pengsan!*

Matjo do you still think Anuar Zain and Ashraf Sinclair sexy?LOLS LOLROTFL!Think again!

Road tripping

It was not exactly a road trip.I'd spent most of my time sleeping due to lack of sleep.Many thanks to the Christmas after party*party la sangat~READ POYO*.

Karak stretch up to Bukit Tinggi was freakishly slow.Long weekend,money to gamble and rain. After that it was a breeze~I guess.I was too busy sleeping.

Last time I reached Kuantan was way back in the 90's!Jalan Dato' Lim Ho Lek did rang a bell and that's about it.

I had to accompany my sister and I got back to KL by bus and got home via WPN 5856.Thank you dear!

Tomorrow(Today) is RTW pulak and come Monday/Tuesday(not Sunday as posted earlier) is off to Rep Singa.Rrraaauuuwwww....

Ok I'm done.Off to the kitchen now

Dari Republik Jerung ke Repubik Singa!

Dari Republik Jerung ke Repubik Singa!

*dulu gua hapal lagu repubik nih*

Aku kena pi sana,sat je.Hari Ahad gerak..Senin or Selasa balik!Tgk wayar,tgk tempat nak port letak barang survey.Adala jugak teknik2 soldering mana yg patut.ahahhaaaa

Bila nak pasang barang survey,lama sikit la tp menurut spy,lewat lagi sebb barge lom inspect.Pastu aku pon ckp jgn cecepat sebb bebudak survey ni sume mmg xde mood lagi.hahahhaa

ok sekian updet ringkas.

Tahniah kat Asam sebb dapat 9A ha'ah sama dgn awak!

Just me being sentimental

Ahh....this was way back when I was dating someone else.Hahaa.I was still in UM.This event was held at OU outdoor carpark.I remembered it rained heavily prior to the event. Hanj treat us for coffee at coffee bean,Ubik's car couldn't start after the gig because I had accidentally left the lights on.Fortunately, help was around(Way to go Hanj!Thank you =D ....talk about irony) but Hanj doesn't look nice with just the t-shirt off and black bra on(God must have been pissed off with me and I have been subjected to His capital punishment of having to see Hanj in just that!*am weeping as I'm typing this~air mata darah).I am really looking forward for this year's RTW actually before *drum roll* ... next year's laa .I'm really keeping my fingers crossed and I hope we won't be leaving for the Republic anytime soon.I got people & things to take care off. Its the end of the year and new year is coming....like come on?So how was your trip to the Republic Senor Buih?

Today was Wak's wedding.Excellent food and dessert.No tummy upset!Thank you for inviting us. That may well be my 1st non solo presence *chewah* circa bmi kenduri circle~selalu pi sorang je tau.

Then back at HQ after the amik barkat session...
Someone got a "Killer Q" lalu terus *bunyi cengkerik* *bunyi cengkerik* *bunyi cengkerik*utk beberapa saat~Seskema-skema I, pandai jugak menjawap kan?.You didn't see that one coming right?(Should have recorded it.Facial expression~PRICELESS)

My mom,sis and aunt made me poorer for a good cause *Tabik hormat* *Respect~In the words of Ali G*~seriyes gua rasa nak buat teaser je weih

Anyways,be nice and please remember me in your prayers.Damn its already Monday.Good night people.May we all be blessed.Ameen.

Haa machola sangat

mother faster sungguh!

ada chan miss christmas dan juga pesta muda mudi Rock the World.Itu penting.Tapi aku ada misi yg lagi penting...

"Sapik,Ding,Kirul....ehh Hasrol mane?",Tuan sudah panggil.

Kami saling memandang.Sorang dok pi jerit panggil Hasrol.

Kami melangkah masuk...

"Ok dengar ni barge,tug 2 bijik,pontoon trencher.Aku nak korang pasang pastu seting ......"

Otak aku dah melilau agak merata.Mata tgk,kepala hangguk bagaikan power,ohhh ahhh.... pon kuar,shite what the toot sungguh.Aku ingatkan nak super duper rilek.Ini apa cerita pulak nih!

Kami kaget.Hati masing-masing komfem bersepah walaupon di luar masing-masing menggayakan aksi muka hebat macho ala Padayapa.

Takpe ini tahun baru.Cobaan....Nanti kami jadi ahli Republik sementara.

Be Merry

Alhamdulillah.....






NOW JUMP!*Van Halen tolong bekap!*






Doa banyak-banyak! = )

Golek-golek di hari Ahad

Waking up at dawn with a stomach ache is not how I want to spend my Sunday.Up the ante,I vomited.It was colourful!I had fruits for breakfast so in and out it goes.I pretty much helped myself with an excellent gamat balm.I did some self reflexology on my foot and pretty much massaging my tummy.It was after vomiting I felt much better.No wonder the site recommended a self induced vomiting after massaging the right spot.

http://www.ofesite.com/health/reflex/chart/
http://www.ofesite.com/health/reflex/remedy/index.htm

Practically bed ridden and many thanks to an unsecured internet connection I kept myself occupied as I try to get some sleep.I ended doing a Graphology!The science of handwriting and character analyzing in short.Here is the link should you have some spare time at office.LOL

http://www.ofesite.com/graphology/index.htm

So here is my "analysis"

Dear shafik,

Here is your personal handwriting analysis! This will be a general reading of your handwriting, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

By analyzing how you cross your 't's, one can determine if you have problems controlling your temper. Your t-bars join with their stems quite even and accurately. This indicates that you do not have a bad temper.

How you dot your 'i's indicates your attentiveness to details. You dot the 'i' carefully every time directly over the stem. This shows that you have a strong attention for detail. You could be a nitpicker or a perfectionist, and you will likely have a good memory.

Determination is your ability to keep moving continuously toward a goal. Analyzing your 'g's and 'y's will show if your determination is strong or weak. You make your letter 'g's and 'y's with a straight stem., from this it's obvious that you finish what you start! You expect to get things done right away.

Intuition is the ability to understanding things without reasoning. How intuitive are you? To answer this we must examine the letter-spacing of your words. Because your letters are printed and not cursive we are not able to evaluate your intuitive ability.

The lack of loops on your 't's and 'd's indicate that your feelings aren't going to be hurt easily. In fact, you are not sensitive to criticism at all. You can be objective about the opinions of other people and accept or reject these opinions without getting emotional about them.

The analysis of your slant is always more accurate answer if you've used unlined paper. The lack of a slant in your handwriting indicates that you are rigid. You could put an imaginary ruler beneath your handwriting. You are obsessed with structure and have a fear of being proved wrong. You are imposing stress on yourself and others around you.

In your 't's, the relatively even weight of your 't-bar' to the stem indicates that you have moderate willpower. Your goals are a little clearer in your mind. You can decide what action to take.

The lack of loops you have at the bottom of your 'm's and 'n's indicates that you don't worry about things. You're confident in yourself and your decisions.

We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and your handwriting. Thanks for visiting us.

Your friend,

The OFE Graphologist

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OOOooooo............macam tu ek?Menarik jugak analisis mereka.Lepas ni aku baca horrorscope plak.

MEMANG TAK PRODUKTIF hari Ahadku.Plannya pelbagai ye dok!!Kita merancang,Tuhan menentukan.

Malam ni arSENGAL vs LFC.Siapa akan menangis selepas wisel penamat?

Toys for boys

I'm not of a speed demon but the latest acquisition by our police force EVO 10 sure sends the right message.It has been reviewed here http://totalrebiu.blogspot.com/2009/10/kereta-mitsubishi-evolusi-sepuluh-polis.html Pssssttt...........Unfortunately that blog has not been updated.Maybe just maybe everyone is "SO BUSY" *bunyi cengkerik*

Besides we can show a thing or two at the Singapore Police Force kot?

Kitorang ada EVO 10 la woih.Korang Subaru Impreza WRX STI jee....*sebab Evo lagi banyak menang WRC*

We're no London police~They got Lambo maa (So does the Italians!)

here only latok2,tun,tan only have maa

or the mad Germans

kalau dah highway takde speed limit?Brabus CLS Rocket!I saw a documentary,manyak lagi keta power wooo....

but the Pak Arab's GTR wow.Menarik juga!Read here

This is not a car.Its a mechanical wizardry!If you watch the documentary you'll know why.

I have an email of some cars other police forces have.I don't mind sharing it.Drop you email!What did happen to our Satria GTI petrol cars?hurmmm.....

My posting filled with S***.LOL

It Friday Night!I'm stuck at home*sheesh*No Futsal action tonight though.I had to bar myself 2nd week running.Its a self imposed exile sitting at home like a duck just to take care of my left knee. I had both of my legs messaged on Wednesday.It felt good.Really good.Really really good.*You get the picture*

Oh!No Nur Kasih as well.Sad but true I was soaked into the Nur Kasih Warpville.The ending couldn't be more cliche but yup I was there enduring 1 whole hour of it.Hahaa,so sue me.That was like 2-3 weeks ago right?

The Little rascal China doll aka my niece is not at home either,so no one to tease.

Hurm,what else?Its the Sultan's of Selangor Birthday,since I don't have and I don't get invites(same goes to you suckas out there!thihihi) so I finally get to install the new lightings I bought from Ikea last Sunday.Some effect I tell you.Sadly, its just my room and not some bachelor pad.Please refrain from capitalizing me with a big "L" on my forehead.Do it on my butt.At least I can cover it up!

So far I still feel shitty.So far I have people owning me money.So far dear mom have been terrorising me with Q's which is not answerable in this shitty mood/shitty period.~Sorry momsy.So far Sis Aida,have tonnes of Eng SPM script to go through and to take off the shitty feeling,I went on reading those answer script which in the end leaves me laughing*Yes I know it sounds cruel!*."You'll just be amazed!"....Hahahahaaa*keji woih*

Finally I found an excellent blog (in my view) to kill my time at office and home and also kill the shitty feeling.Here http://obefiend.blogspot.com/ .Worth checking out.

I really think this post is filled with "shit?".Erk.ROTFLOL =)

Have a nice day people!Peace no war and don't forget to make love and spread love.

picture from my last adventure : PEACE BE-RADER...SISTE!

Selamat Hari Jadian Azan

Entri mula --->*masuk password!*

Ini entri khas utk *password* lagi seraun...... Azan Aminnudin Mahmat Nor.

Hari ini dia dah 28 thn!Bukan 18 ok?

Dia banje makan kat William.Kami kenyang dan akupon turut kenyang.Makaseeehh...

Semoga ko sihat 100% kembali.Aku tawu kesakitan itu sebab aku penah sakit tu jugak.Makan ubat minum air kosong banyak2 la bro!Org tua je degil....hahahahah

Maka dengan ini entri tamat!

Hepi b'day bro!

...

sometimes you just feel irrelevant


ahh...just another spot of bother


go now...move along

Menulis tanpa arah tuju yg konkrit

its official.its monday.nothing big as such to look forward to.i had a good day though.it was not as brilliant or vibrant as i wanted it to be but i'm just thankful as it is.

i bought myself a set of new drill since i grab hold of a new set of lighting for my room.its 0100 hrs in the morning and i simply cant sleep.more like i'm refusing myself to sleep.its pretty cold and chilly so mandi pon amatla malas.

i haven't continue on my reading today.i was supposed to head for kuantan but suddenly bapak had his own idea.Therefore,i had to go to some kenduri.distant relative.so pi lah dating dgn 3 wanita veteren dan adik aku.Hanis Zalikha pon ada woo.Tapi aku takde pi lompat ckp "Hi!" kang tekejut hinggap garpu kat tekak aku....susah beb.Hilang seri aku...NOT!

So esok aku tau canne nak isi masa lapang aku kat opis.Aku nak test alat lagi utk menyerikan hidup buat masa esok.Ehh aini.Dalam beberapa jam lagi.Ini plan aje.Kite merancang Allah menentukan.Ntah tetiba kena pi mana-mana ada je kebarangkalian.Tika waktu ini aku ON jek.Bergantung pada mood.Mood adalah variable mudah alih.

Pastu tadi aku tepon Matjo kat Abu Dhabi.Saje nak ckp Hi!Si Azan Amin bagi number aku pon test jek.Alaa ckap sat jek.Pastu aku cek time aku tepon si Rafiqa kat Brussels pulak.Kalau ada number tepon Rumet aku tepon jugak kot.Cakap Hi...ataupon cube communicate dgn kucing dia dgn bahasa kucing.Gel aku dah tepon last week.Saje tanya kabau jugak.

Lutut kiri aku agak goyah.Nak pi climbing aku tak konpiden.Tapi kalau nak belay org enitime.Aku sebenanye semangat nak test belay device baru.Kak Za tolong belikan kat Leeds aitu.Aku pesan.Murah banding harge kat sini.Aku turut pesan boots keje baru utk gantikan yg rabak.Nak beli Red Wings aitu,asik takde stok jek.Aku pon fedap.

Sebenanya ini adalah kes menulis tanpa arah tuju.Dah aku nak tido.Aku dah jumpa arah tuju ke katil.

Sekian wassalam.

Malam ini gersang.Jom layan lagu gersang!Hidup rock kapak...(Sila kapak aku!)



Pasni pakat tempek lagu Ekamatra,Damasutra,Spring,BPR dan yg sewaktu dgnnya..hahhaa

It sunday

Semlm kuar makan dgn Raqi.Kami pi william.Dia makin gemok!Dia ngidam nasik goreng.Dia kata naik kapal dgn pelbagai makanan halal is dangerous.Sebelom ni kapal mat salleh.Dia terpaksa jadi vegan,choosy and picky.Dia baru balik wat exploration kat uganda.Dia mob via South Africa.Best!

Lepas pi william,kami pi uptown pulak.Nak minum pulak!Tapi utama sekali pi cr VCD/DVD....jumpa CD Van Halen~Ini klasik case malas nak download.So kami layan.Susah nak cari band masakini yg nak satisfy our need for good music,rock and roll hall of fame punya material.

Mybe utk this gen Tom Morello bagi pendapat akula.Kalau yg lain tu mmg dr gen 60's,70's dan 80's.Walaupon aku ni tau petik selang beberapa chords jek but I enjoy good music dan juge rock kapak tempatan.hehehhee

Dah aku nak pi makan kenduri.Pastu aku nak pi jumpa Cleopatra aku.Muahahahaaa

Kakiku masih berdenyut.

hari ini rambut dia berubah wajah

Kembali ke Republik Jerung.Minggu ini adalah mundane aje. Ada satu dua insiden.Paling fakap adalah kecederaan lutut kiri akibat brek mengejut time futsal bersama ahli opis.Sebenanya since last week pastu gatal main lagi maka akibatnya hari Jumaat pi opis berjalan gaya siri si capik arahan Datuk Yusof Haslam kat TV2!Macam mana aku tau?Sebab waktu aku kat site labuan TV kat rumah sewa boleh main TV2 aje!Sangap bukan?

Takde insiden menarik yg berlaku(kalau adapon watpe aku nak cite!,P&C kate omputih)kang kot-kot aku jadi org glamer sume nak bank in mcm kes tiger woods.Sume nak amik bahgian.Ishhh....susah susah.Tak sanggup

Bebalik pada insiden lutut.aku tempet koyok merah(mcm perisa cili) konon2 efek ala heat rub.huyooo mmg pedih berdenyut-denyut tp impak dia adalah bila bukak kelak you can feel the difference woo.Kurang byk sktnya tp time apply tu.Harap bertahan.Rasa mcm kena cucuk2 dgn bbyk jarum.Berdenyut-denyut.Pastu nak bukak pon satu hal sebab kaki aku byk bulu kalau main Zaassss jek...pergh....mau gua jerit.Mcm cite model kat TV aitu yg kena wax sebadan.

Org kata Beauty is Pain.Painful la kot.

Haa....apa lagi.Oh gf saya ada style rambut baru.Tak cukup kat blog empunya blog aku pon enteframe!hahahahahaaamboih.Mestila

Haaa...nenek aku sambut bday dia yg ke 85 aini!Ada celebration uolls kat umah Chik.Semorang actually awaiting Sapik dtg dgn pasangan tapi kami ada komplot!shhhh.....

Ok sekian dulu updet dan bingkisan ringkas blog saya utk minggu ini.Time kasih kpd raqi yg banje saya makan td.