weird

pelik tapi benar.busy la tu.suria tak blog!awek cun an ini adalah kawan saya yang bakal berkahwin.suria ni putih macam casper sebab dia ala~ala putih glow in the dark!tapi waktu kat sekolah rendah dulu dia...

adalah seorang prefect di bawah kekuasaan telunjuk Tengku Erina.waktu itu aku nampak tengku erina tu macam diktatorlah bukan la macam Adolf Hitler dan gerakan Nazicism atau Mussolini dengan Fasicm tetapi dia memang gila kuasa.Ramai jugak yang menunjukkan interest yang tinggi terhadap Tengku Erina(aku tak faham?bingung sih!) tapi aku tetap syiok kat Irina.sekarang dia awek aku.Irina pernah berkata Suria tu lawa.Dia berpendapat sedemikian semenjak sekolah rendah lagi.Sewaktu Suria kanak-kanak lagi.Razman pulak ada skandal sandal rahsia dengan Tengku Erina.Sekian sahaja cerpen BM saya.

God I think my former BM teachers would shed blood tears upon knowing my state of BM has deteriorated immensely!hahaa.My English is a way of pace compared to my SPM years!

I had a dream last night.I met Jumy.He showed me his new phone.Urm,not exactly the W800i but its funny.We used to have VCR tape covers for our pencil cases.I'm my dream ,Jumy had the cover as a pencil case,a walkman discman and yes as a phone!hahaaa.It was yellow in colour.
There is a small slide open compartment to all the play stop skip etc button.hahaaa.the usual gizmos.I didn't see an infrared or USB port or other ports.The phone speaker is on the side.Macam N-gage tu!hahaaaa....macam-macam.Not exactly a wired world Shafik but hey....oklah tu.

So till lain kali.Teruskan kehidupan anda dgn ceria.Tata

waiting

wohooo today marks a new day!well,we've just finished our mid sem yesterday.from the looks of things its like we've finished finals!hahahahaaa.last night we had loads of fun playing futsal!slept at 2:30 morning,wake up for subuh(thank you dad for the all new nescafe alarm clock...petrol dealers got loads of freebies.they used to get more)then to Z~Z land again only to be awaken by a strong knock on my door.what the f~!2 of my mates dropped by asking me to fill in the JPP candidate form yet again.I told them I did that but my name was not short listed!Refusing to bug and saying loads of stuff,cut short I comply.There was supposed to be a photo taking session for the candidates but since everything looked unorganise well here I am.In the PC lab.Actually I 'm going to attend a PSpice Workshop!Woohoooo.My first workshop here!PSpice is a simulation tools to simulate our circuit design via the PC!We'll gonna gat certs as well!hihiiiii.

So on my sci-fi flick again....we was I.I touched the topic on birds protesting and stuff.So what about an underwater colony.I mean like people.Do you think it might be possible for people to live in the water like we do on land!If do we might turn ont to be like Namor or Aquaman!hahahahaaaaaaa.SOunds interesting aye?Dope worshops gonna start.LAters!

Sedikit Jenaka

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. *Erma Bombeck*

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
test. The test is positive Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks
up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You f*ck her again."

contributed by Zapatistas via www.smsaholics.com

Mirror mirror on the wall

It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, than to be always right by having no ideas at all. *Edward D Bono*

Fusheh it was a busy week.In fact,tomorrow(more like today already!) there is a gotong-royong at my "beloved" college.Freaks!First it it Sunday....2nd.People just don't wake up early on Sunday mornings(except when I was in school because we have classes on Sundays)...they truly don't get the concept of Sunday mornings.Like I said I had a busy week.Mid-sem + assignments.These days I don't have much this to yap about apart from studies and things related to study.I bore myself.Furthermore,I think I'm starting to bore my working class friends!hahahaa...Plus someone "kindly" calonkan me for JPP!hahahaaaa....I had my fair share of such things way way way wayyyyyy back then just to be exiled in the hands of Mehat!And yes Jumy shared the same fate.....kuang kuang kuang

So I had a session with my cousin.I teach(sometimes preach!) more like tutoring my couz.He asked me "Along,what is pantulan?"...."Hah pantulan tak tau!Pantulan tu reflectionla.Kalau you tengok cermin kan nampak yourself.Itulah pantulan"...Suddenly I wondered what if there is another parallel world within the mirror.An exact opposite instead of our image reflection!Cool.Probably no chaos.Maybe I'm good at other things other than numbers.Maybe I'm a poet or a short novelist(I went to Zurinah Hassan's house tadi...that just popped out) Maybe its fill with wizards as well,sorcerer ke?Then what about the mirror within the mirror?Another world perhaps?Serupa tapi tak sama?Hhhmmppp interesting.Probably inside Siti Norhaliza is famous for being the lousiest singer!Hahaaaa you wish!Mawi tu drag queen ke?!hahaaaa....jangan marah ye Mawi World!

Oh!I wanted to type something wait wait I'll go get that piece of information(Shafik left the PC and walks to the room...)

(Shafik is back!) I got this from a textbook actually.The history of the world "bug" synonimous with the wired world folks.Alkisah...

A program stopped running on the Mark 1 at Harvard Uni on Sept 1945,Grace Hopper traced the malfunction to a dead insect that had gotten into the electrical circuits.She recorded the incident in her log book at 15:45 hours as "Relay #70...[moth] in relay.First actual case of bug being found"

Hence the word "bug"!Itu je.We often use it in programming without thinking about it.In fact as we type using this keyboard pon data being transfered and we don't really think how things work.For starters here is a good link.Tetan aje.Menarik!I shall not elaborate on that.Can read.Tanya aja Pakcik Google utk maklumat +++.

Till next time.....

Wait wait suddenly idea comes.Remember the movie "Back to the Future 2" where car flies and all?I noticed birds weren't around.Maybe since we have to share the skies these birds decided not to fly.Takut accident!Similarly like stray dogs and cats!Perhaps they evolved at can fly much higher!If human take their domain what is the fun being a bird!They can't bombard us with their shit if we piss them off!(Even if we don't piss them off chances are kena BOMB!esp kat 15 haahaaaaa....poor Zano.Kisah-kisah silam) or maybe the had enough of flying they decided to walk on land instead or maybe they decided to share the seas and be like ducks instead main air pulak!Maybe nanti we have birds hitchin a ride in our flying cars,trucks and such that birds have a high rate of death due to obesity!Sebab dah malas terbang!hahhahaaaaa.Lemak pon bertambah!Then animal activies will protest on the effects of flying cars.Then all hell broke lose....hhhmmmmpp

Fell free to contribute to my sci-fi flick!hahahahaaa.Till next time.

Love is all around
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love *Albert Einstein*

x marks the spot!dum dee dum

At the start page of Jumy's blog you will be entertained with either some songs or when you hit the mark you'll just skip the introduction.He took some nice pics using his new phone.Btw,here is the link.Check it out.

Irina safely,cheerfully and gleefully went through her interview yesterday at Leo B.Again she took the honours of being the longest interviewed.I just hope she gets the job!

I'm done with my CAD assignment and M&I lab stuff.Btw,M&I stands for Measurement and Instrumentation.Yup belajar mengukur nope not kukur kelapa. Met Rafiqa and Nujuii last weekend.Complained of my kekurusan.Well some thing grow into fat some just powers mind and drains any existing fat!hahahaaa.Like I got any?lol

Hmmpph,I watched a clip of a women being exorcised.Haunts me still!I'm not new to these things.Sorry I forget the link!I watched the downloaded version on my friends PC.Some should made thesis on this.Well,I think memang dah ada!I once followed dad to an Ustaz because I got problem with my temper.Astonishing and what an awfully painful experience indeed(well for me!).We all have these things inside us.Trust me on this.WE ALL DO!We're even born with a Qa'rin.Our evil twin.I knew some stories on these "X-FILES".Shivers.....

I had some interesting thoughts that I wanted to pen down my blog but biasala dah lupa sebab tak jot down my ideas!ish ish...laters I'm gonna run away to my other parallel land!hahahahahahaaa and comeout with something more interesting an productive!muahahahahhaahaahahhahaa...hahhahahahahaa.
hahahahahaahahaa.....kahkahakhahaaaaa...... screw lose

curiosity killed the cat

curiosity killed the cat.worth it?i believed so.i often asked why? and how? to my lecturers.yep,i(and my classmates) do get bashed (literally) quite often but its all worth it especially during lab hours!finally some sense.i loved the fact that my silly q's are often answered and they all make sense.mosy of the time its you who answered the q's yourself.you ask the lecturer and they ask you back?well,if you are wrong they correct you and if you are right,you get the thumbs up(and with the usual,tahu pon!).its all within, just need some digging and we all do need the confidence boost.do't ya think?most of us are just so used to things in theory and we just don't know how things really do work the feel and such.famous words of Madam"Kalau nak senang,takut nak make mistakes in studying engineering pergi amik business.Tak payah jadi engineer!"not to undermind those who did business studies or in that field just if your hearts not there buzz of.no point!i'm saying this in my perspective and my point of view.

on a lighter note,i'm off for the whole week!no water due to the oil spill.mid-sem postponed.kerja tertangguh.sucks actually,i'm looking forward for math(my strong subject)...so when things aren't done as planned well that's fate!planned but things just happen.

thank God irina is safe.apparently,someone broke into her rented home(she was alone and asleep) in shah alam.that indian hitam keling paria was at the penjuru katil!dia terjaga and screamed like nobodys business.he panicked and ran(alhamdulillah dia lari!)she is SAFE(alhamdulillah!) and VERY pissed and i'm pissed because it was due to the ignorant of her house mates of not locking up the grill(as usual!).she always reminded them to do so(in fact she bought them them the LOCK and duplicated keys for them all!) guess what?after all that,they have the guts just to ask on safety of their belongings and only that!these people are so miopic minded and bloody ignorant.GERAM!i hope irina scores in her upcoming interview.so she can move on and get a live elsewhere.insyaAllah

art?gimme a break

i don't know why people of yester years have an obsession with nude art!i think those painters are some bunch of perverts.how can a nude women be an art?they claim its art but actually i think they are taking advantage.okay they are nude paintings of men,still mostly women.hhmmpp i think men are mostly made up into sculptures instead.these artist sure knows how to enjoy a free panoramic view!art yeah right...phleah

still they do score free views.brilliant!

rear view mirror

i often see the view of the outside world apart from the usual suspects,i sometimes just love seing things via the rear view mirror.you'd be surprised!the most often things i saw was people picking their nose!yup.i did saw a wife(assuming she is) massaging the husband's head.how sweet.never saw people quarreling via my rear view mirror.usually i do this when traffic is at the red stop.besides mostly its during the rush hours.so traffic is pretty slow.preeeeetty slow.you you our jams!most of them well just watchout their windows and i don't know dreaming perhaps?i think i caught a couple exchanging a few quick kisses!hahaaa.love is in the air.

suria is in catsville.no wonder her blog accidentally stop!I think i just got so stuck and stuck in the mambo jumbo mid sem!argh!ideas don't run wild these days.result! boresville.so to my friends yg tgh exam or goin to...semoga score!ok.as for the others may your days be filled with happiness,joy and more laughter.salute!

reinventing

when one gets less interesting,i do think people will just run away and seems to forget ya!some labelled as freaks just because he gets less interesting or changes the way he or she thinks.as human we are all freaks.constantly reinventing ourselves.of course we have too.now that is what i call evolution.We all do don't we?

i hated the fact once brought by a former collegue saying that i just have to stick to being me.yup,plain old me."stay the same".there is a song titled stay the same.nah!just ain't for me.people do change.some reallize it and most don't.maybe just a little bit,some drastic and some drastic and frantic!why?there is just so much factor.time,environment etc etc.Allah wants us to change Be a better person day in and day out.A better person tomorrow.Even better the day after!InsyaAllah.Ultimately,that should be back in the minds of Muslims.

i love seeing this process of evolution friends and foes,family,collegues alike!i'm proud that one of me mates got the honorary royal scholarship,jumy stamped his mark in the papers.i have hope and dreams of making it big.i'm setting my sights already.we all should don't we?i shall enter miss sunshine.penat dia and rakan2 tour campus.in the near future.i've been collecting ideas for the past year.ilmu je tak cukup lagi!no worries...insyaAllah my time will come.

i'm done penning down my thought for today.and i can't make my words go bigger since i'm using MAC and most of the buttons are missing!wishing all happiness and joy.tataaa

nak exam

so next week is my bloody mid sem.ok fine but someone should give a knock-knock to some of our lecturers gleefully and happily passing more assignments prior to the exam.yaeh yeah blimey me,so blame it on the tight schedule.duh!

so yet again i managed to shed some light upon myself the the electronics world and realm!kahkhakah.come to think of it sometimes it mimics chemistry.we used to call it "sihir" back then.ok,i was not the subject,we regularly blame our "excellent" result on the teacher.yup,easier that way.in life most of us,yup humanly us tend to blame things on others.similarly,usually couples do and usually the man has to decide.if it turns out so~so or bad,gee...the guy has "to take credit" and vice-versa.i'm not biased.no worries.

on the other hand sometimes,you just have to do things your way just to get things done.it might not please others but go figure?!

till i babble some more.i wish you all happiness and more happiness in life!chiows

MEMANG AKU PROF. X!

"Say hi 2 me in case i dont c u.So easy 2 spot me. D gorgeous babe in kurung.Haha!"~suria

muahahahaaaa....here i am again in front of the pc!blabbering on anything and
everything.pedulik.its my space.hahahahaaaaaa.so this morning i met suria.not suria klcc.cik suria kite tuh!she was with her pr friends accompanying the phillips folks!she sms~ed.they stole my lecture hours.hahahaaa..."tak best nye!".hahahaaa.from a far we lambai-lambai.seronok tgk kengkawan jeles.main lambai-lambai pulak dgn awek cun.anyway,so,ummph umpphh...ok so we managed to chat for a while after the talk ended.

actually,what amazes me is that my friendS sibukla bebenar nak konon-konon mengorat cik kak kite tuh.maklumlah cun.i just said sorry la geng,she ain't available no more.dah nak kawin dah pon!hampa merana jiwa mereka.hahahaaa.Padan muka.

suddenly,after reading her entry entitled "merdeka!merdeka!" by suria huyoo memang terasa macam prof X!so what i said seems almost true(patutla dia suruh baca.it was part of the morning talk you know!).mula-mula risik dulu then jeng...jeng...jeng la.Kawin la beb!so i was right.suria is going to cater McD dulu!CONGATULATIONS MISS SUNSHINE & AN!

'Jika benarlah dewa itu wujud, maka akulah dewa itu'...wakakkakaaa.petikan komik honky yg ku petik dr jumy

so never understimate your mindpower.for that is my cakura!heh