Sunday, September 25, 2005

Sedikit Jenaka

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. *Erma Bombeck*

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
test. The test is positive Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks
up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You f*ck her again."

contributed by Zapatistas via www.smsaholics.com

1 comment:

sharkpitt said...

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