Thursday, May 05, 2011

Nasehat

Ahhh let us admit at time we behave like buffoons

One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others. ~Moliere


dictionary.com defines a Hypocrite as

  1. a person who pretends to have virtues,moral or religious beliefs,principles,etc. that he/she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
  2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one who private life, opinions or statements belis his/her public statements.
And if you happen to find a person who thinks no other but him/her self well basically the whole wide world revolves around them we call them self centred = engrossed in self,selfish and egotistical.

So let us all stay planted and try our very best to be humble and in the right mind frame.



All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance. ~Theodore M. Hesburgh

Go put your creed into your deed. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

shake your bon bon

Wahlauweih wahlauweih wahhhlauweihhhh!

Hampir sebulan aku dah keje kat sarekat baru.Alhamdulillah things are picking up.Aku dah rasa macam best.Aku hanya menunggu duit gaji sebab aku pokai miskin hina.So bolehla aku baya hutang puitang.Maka tak boleh joli katak.Tapi kalau korang byk duit lepas dpt gaji jgn lupa klik sini la.....promo promo. http://www.shawlsfabs.blogspot.com/.

Ok dlm minggu ini jugak....beberapa hari lepas dan juga minggu lepas.Mood adalah tahi.Macam pompuan PMS.Aku easily annoyed.Paling aku annoyed gile adalah tweet pasal anak 24-7 mcm org lain takde anak.Fakkkkk.Nasib baik takde cucu cicit.Sure nak tweet jugk.

Disamping itu aku rasa mood macam tahi sebab sexually deprived.Tapi hal rumah tangga tak boleh nak elaborate.Saje nak kasi saspen.Muahahaaaa.

Ok next adalah aku takde idea......*melopong*

oklah babai.Aku nak coba tulis topik lain.Sekian keep on rocking!pfffttttt



Thursday, April 21, 2011

Bukan Kimoro Lee Simmons aje yg Fabulous

pffftttt.....

Assalamualaikum!!!!wahh long time x update.

Recent updates....other half blom lagi mengandung.Tembak tak kena sebab ada force field :P tp keteruskan jua.hahaa

Haaaa.....jgn lupa klik http://www.shawlsfabs.blogspot.com/ !!!!klik la klik.best wooooo.Sangat sesuai utk mereka yg mengikuti trend pemakaian tudung/muslimah fesennnn haaaa jgn sia-siakan peluang ini.

Saya dah berpindah tempat keje.Puchong.Effing jam wooo but takpe janji bayo lebey.Biasala cari makan.Agak-agak nak cari barang-barang GPS,Oceanographic,Seismic,bla bla bla baca sendiri klik sini....klik je la http://www.hydronav.com/.Soo sila sila jgn segan segan silu.

Hurmmm....aitu masuk larian energizer.11km 1 hr 40 min.Lari sesama dgn bini.The run was awesome but the organizers were a major major letdown and TOTAL DISASTER.So kalau next year ada run utk energizer SILA BOIKOTTTT!!!!dasar pffttttt

So up next kalau nak lari utk SCB run and Adidas king of the road(kompom tak king)..klik this link.Not official but it helps...nah http://2009tonton.blogspot.com/2011/03/adidas-king-of-road-2011-vest-design.html

Ok selamat klik klik and klik link2 ini.Sila klik and test power esp link http://www.shawlsfabs.blogspot.com/

Ingat bukan Kimora Lee Simmons aje yg fabulous.Shawls Fab pon Fabulous fabulous.....BOLOS ajaaa.....

Friday, March 25, 2011

Surarumah bernama Sapik

Kebelakangan ini aku rasa macam things agak slow down.Kurang adventure nya tapi but wait wait...ok anyway mmg agak slow.

Perlajanan idop ala adventure aku byk berkisar tang lautan biru so sebb lama tak jumpa laut maka aku rasa agak restless jugak.Nak pi holiday tapi sucks sebab dah 2-3 bulan ni asik dok pokai je.Maklumla pekerja buruh ada cert tahap macai mcm aku ni kena selalu pi kelaut barula kaching mcm nelayan.Lagi kerap turun lagi world.Kengkadang bini aku terpaksa hulor.Walaupon aku rasa sad and pathethic tapi lumrah idop mcm tu.Kengkadang dok atas kengkadang dok bawah.Syukur itu perlu sebb kat luor sana bersepah lagi org yg lagi susah.I heart u!*sambil menepuk dada dgn gaya hiphop yg tak keterlaluan*

Ok tapi adventur aku beralih ke arah dapor 823.Pergh mmg best.Sebab aku pemalas dan rebel aku jarang pi opis lately.So aku jadila "Mr. Mama".Masak,kemaih rumah bla bla(kecuali lipat baju,seterika itu plg pantang).So adventure aku samada masak kurang masak,termasin,tertawar dan yg sewaktu dgnnya.Tapi syiok woo bila tgk bini dan anak angkat *rupa dia mcm singa sikit,rambut kembang*makan.Kenkadang ada rakan2 243 singgah jugak.

Ok next up,aku dah tak sabo2 nak tuka keje ni.April ni start.Aku turut berangan nak beli moto lepas amik lesen full aku.tapi tu utk episod tahun depan.Bab sukan permotoron ni wife aku lagi power.Aku like I said lesen pon xde.Tak merempit berzaman tp what the heck belasah jela.Minat laa wei.Dulu time kecik2 mak aku tak bagi.Ni dah besau takpela.So kalau aku menggelabah memula tu,biasala.

So dapur sapik FTW and moto power wifey FTW.so okla.Kalau ayy ok sume,aku nak beli 2 bijik moto so kami boleh pi ride memana macam ala motocycle diaries.pffttt.Wife saya suke moto honda cb400 berengine VTEC.kawan aku yg dok s'pore ckp kat sana moto ni glamer pastu nickname dia super 4.ni gamboran kasar


Aku dpt yg ni dulu jadila harga dia 20k katanya.Next year mai mesia.Kat sini depa buat yg besar 690 and 690R

Tghari ni aku stuck at home.Aku nak makan "foul moudammas"...basically its humus la cicah roti sure WIN ni.Actually ni canned punya but I've actually studied the recipe kat tv yg channel makan2 tu....AFC*lama tak tgk astro sebb xde*....senang jo.its basically mashed chick peas with olive oil and some put in cream.

okla aku nak jemor baju.Cuaca panas ni.

Friday, March 04, 2011

Update?

Ok it has been a while.News flash

Tendered resignation.....yipppppieeeeeee!!!!

I fucking hate doing this "find the price of the cable and I don't really have a clue what I'm doing" *grrrrrrrr*

And updates of our VietNam-Cambodia-Thailand trip can be accessed at wifey's blog!

Saigon,Vietnam
http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com/2011/02/indochina-saigon-city-part-ii.html

Off to Cambodia nickname Scambodia *watchout*
http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com/2011/02/indochina-trip-phnom-penh-part-i.html

http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com/2011/03/indochina-trip-phnom-penh-part-ii.html

off to Seam Reap,Cambodia!
http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com/2011/03/indochina-trip-siam-reap-part-i.html

More to come.So stay tuned!

*yup me is a lazy assssssss!!!!*

I love you wifey *muahhhhhhsss*

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Indochina : Welcome to Saigon,Vietnam

Salute! blakang tu Notre Dame
Welcome to
Ho Chi Minh aka Saigon,PR Vietnam 28th - 31st Jan 2011

Sumpah negara paling bingit dengan bunyi hon.

Ringkasannya kisah ada disini juga. Click me pinch me!

So anyways,ini kisah kami juga.

We stayed at Saigon Mini Hotel 5.Not exactly a budget hotel but lengkap amenities and for USD33 per night it was money well spent.Bed and breakfast.Kalau takde bacon with the omelette mmg gua sesar,tapi sebab periuk balanga depa bantai goreng bacon so aku geli.Roti standed ada baguette maklumla penah kena "franchise"

Our hotel is located at Bui Vien st, yang sangat dekat dgn Pham Ngu Lao st and De Tham st. Ni streets yang happening kat Saigon sebb area backpackers.So actually the street foods are cheap and kat sini is where most of the tours are.Mat and minah salleh byk giler.Arak kat sini murah USD 1 so mmg tak heranla kalau depa flock this are.Rooms as low as 10USD boleh dapat actually.Kena rajin sikit.

Ohh kalau korang baca Anies punya blog haaa ni la gamba kerbau tu

Besaq gedabak.Spesel tempat ni sebab ada rooftop barbecue.Maap tak halal so tgk dari bawah je la.(idung kerbau tu boleh keluaq asap neon!)

So anyways,tanpa berlengah malam pertama kat situ,berjalan la kami ke the fame Benh Tahn market,haa AWAS tempat ni mmg heaven utk Wanita.Laki hahaaa nurakka beb!Tapi berkorbanla utk org tersayang.Malam tu tak masuk sebb dah tutup.Keliling dia ada night market.So sama jela dugaan dia.Along the way,ada taman yg depenuhi bunga bungaan.Ni sempena what the local cal "Tet"....org malaya panggil chinese new year.Haa...bunga dia mmg cantik2...siap ada pertandingan pelbagai utk bonsai,orchid dll.Ni gambar sikit je.Banyak giler woii!!Nanti tgk kat Facebook la.

So teruskan berjalan melintasi traffic(tip melintas....follow the locals,kali ke-3 dah boleh master)...pssstttt kalau agak2 tak konfiden,baca bismillah and ngucap 2-3 round ok?

So jalan2 kat Saigon mmg macam ni.I mean the main roads.So brace yourself.So setelah selamat melintas dan sopping sikit dan makan makanan halal kami pon balik ke bilik.Nanti aku updet lagi serba serbi.Jangan risau wifey pon ada kisah trip kami.Kalau takde kat sini ada kat sini ado.

So lepas sopping sikit *pemanas badan*,makan so we went hunting for next day tour.Banyak company offer so look around for the best price.We got our half days tour for USD4.Mainly tour groups starts at USD5 so look around.Yang lagi mahal mmg ada jugak(smaller tour groups).The next day we went to Cu Chi tunnel,and as expected shopping part 2 for the ladies.Kita pi tgk what those VC did to put those yanks to shame

Day 3 is Museum day!*me likey* so stay tuned.InsyaAllah aku update.


War Remnant Museum*America adalah kejammmm!!!*

Lepaih pi museum,mmg angpa boleh teka what happened next.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Blog updated finally sejak kawin

Salam byk Malaysia

It has been awhile aiye?


(kredit to yon photog)

I am living the life of a house husband for the past 3 days.Excellent shit.Lets face it.I'm broke but not broken.Ameen to that yo!

I feel blessed now that I'm married with a lovely wife.

Thank you to dear Father for the space!Bapak though you don't rock you rock in my book.

I hate my job.What turned out to be an excellent career option turned sour and looks like me leaving is imminent.*Boo*

Can't help but have this feeling the Kampunger people are the more over the top diva attitude they have once masuk bando.Hey where is that good old kampung hospitalily?Kasut nak extra tinggi,skirt nak paling pendek,attitude is gua paling bagus sebab gua boss lu sape!Gua ada duit lu apa ada maaaa...Dey lu sama macam gua,pederaih sambal belacan jugak atau budu atau cencalok atau tempoyak!This need not apply to the non diva.Just the Devils

Ok aku nak lipat baju!Selamat berweekends you all.Make love not war.Peace out!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Masa dah almost time

Anies dah balik kampung.So boleh la aku berfoya-foya!hahahaa.Tulah sapa suruh you balik kampung!Sapa! *EEEMMMOooo*

Sebenarnya En Kamardin suruh anak beliau pulang.Takkan nak fight kot.Ayah suruh anak kesayangan pulang.Urusan kat sana kena kasi setel maaa.....kang tak ngam pulok!Majlis dah dekat ni *Dag Dig Dupp*

Wah wah wah.Ok dah nak kawin dah ni.Baru jugak nk sink in.Persiapan kitorg standed mcm org lain kawin.documentations,baju,khemah,kad bla bla bla....skala dan bajet jela tak sama.So mmg kompem la masuk Nona atau majalah Pengantin.

Semlm aku dah tulis tapi tak publish.Mmg karangan hanjeng habis.Tapi sebab hanjeng sgt so aku tak post la.Aku "SAVE NOW" aje.

Ankle kiri aku agak berdenyut sebb kena tackle.Sakit woo.Membe gua pesan janji lutut tak goyang takpe.*Errr*,aku tak paham.Maklumla naive dan innocent.

*Pfftttt*...kena lagi sebijik *PROFANITIES*...ohh (Newcastle boh lagi satu laa!)

Berbalik pada karangan,haa where was I,ok anyway so my readers which is mainly made up of my friends mehla makan kenduri.Aku tak plan nak kawin lagi.Lagipon kalau kawin lagi selalunya org mmg tak buat kenduri sebb x dpt authorization dari pelbagai pihak.

So harap-harap kawan-kawan doakan kami bahagia dan majlis kami berjalan lancar.Kalau nak bagi hadiah barang sejuta dua takpe turut diterima.RM,US atau EURO.Rupiah,baht tak mainla.Saya juga berharap dpt menjadi somi yg baik dan mampu membimbing isteri *cuak wooo*...InsyaAllah


So saya akan berkahwin dgn Yuhainis Kamardin pada 17/12/2010 lepaih Isya' .Kena tulih because I sucked at dates(and also direction).Gambar di atas saya rompak kat blog anak buah dia.Sangat hallah hallaaahhh halllaaaah kan?

Pfftttt kalah 3-1.Tahniah Newcastle.Boo Liverpool.Tapi I still support you

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Directions,peta,map

Jemputan mai makan kenduri.So marilah kalian memeriahkan majlis.Kot-kot tak dpt kad,kad tak sampai.



Jumpa di sana uolls!

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Teacher teacher

Aku jumpa blog adik aku.Isinya bukan sampah macam blog aku.Maklumla cikgu English.Ini link nya




Sunday, December 05, 2010

This dude is good

Facebook,Twitter,Blogs and youtube.These are some of the things we're mostly doing.I came accross this dude on youtube.Sound Frankenstein but meet Igor Presnyakov.Wicked skills.Enjoy!

some old skool flava


baru pulak


rock on!

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Dasar mangkuk!

Agak-agak sangap lu org kasi layan ini strip.Memang dia ni mangkuk tp gaji lagi beso dari aku.

Lepas ni gua jadi engineer pinggan la sebab title mangkuk dah kena sapu.



http://engineermangkuk.blogspot.com/



Selamat berhibur!

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Masa is running out

According to timeanddate.com aku ada lagi 16 hari utk membujang (tidak termasuk end date) dan kalau di convert
  • 1,382,400 seconds
  • 23,040 minutes
  • 384 hours
  • 2 weeks (rounded down)
Perasaan?Macam-macam ada

Cuak?Agak

Happy?Of course mestila

So wish us luck.Mai makan kenduri noo.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Aura +ve itu penting

In less than a month I will be getting married.Now that calls for a celebration!So sooner or later we shall start the usual FB and manual invites card handing out process.

Anyway apart from the big day my mind kind of spins in this vortex.Blimey but it ain't fun.Sometimes I feel like I do have some Doppler Effect rummaging in my mind....*Nenong* *Nenong* *Nenong*.

So if you got some shit going on don't dwell because it gonna be a lot messier aight. So I'll keep on trying and InsyaAllah something will work out. Hey I got a mouth to feed kelak.Sedih tau kengkadang nak manjakan kesayangan tapi sebab $ you just hit another brick it the wall.



Life ain't about $ but hell yeah they really do come in handy!Really handy

Balik Perelih was a much needed breather.Rumah Anies and my father's kpg was spared from the flood. It felt really refreshing balik kpg and when I got back to KL and thento the office, the energy was sucked dry.Don't get me wrong I love my career but once it turned into just another job,its time to move on.Hell yeah!

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

artis yg saya kenali

i know this person.i can't quite understand art or artist.kalau org biasa org ckp giler.kalau artist or org kaya ayat dipersedap menjadi eccentric.saya kenal sebab yg dulu adalah species artis.

klik link beliau

http://sarvenazdezvareh.com/?p=714

hurmm....interesting?

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Berlari-lari adalah memenatkan

*harusla posing sblm mulakan larian*
Jeng jeng jeng.......

Wah berjaya menghabiskan larian 5km besama tersyg,anak pinjam dan ada bibik hot selaku jurufoto yg tak lari.Dia tak lari sebab keberatan.Berat apa silalah go figure.waka waka...so kami pi dapat glow stick woooo!!


*jurufoto berwibawa kami..HOT..kalau gelek HOTTER*


Ehemm...kembali pada topik.Larian ini bertajuk UM Fun Night Run.Program amal utk tabung ex national athletes.Bagus tu.Ehh

Jangan lupa kengkawan lain....

Ok...cukup cukup....mari mulakan larian


*kekasih melambai ayang,ayang bukan aku*

Ok so lepas organiser tekan hon maka berlepasla pelari.Wanita lari dulu *ladies first* bak kata omputih.So berlarilah mereka....

Pastu lelaki plak berlepas.About 15 min kemudian.

*sempat posing sebelum hon dibunyikan*

Ok hon dibunyikan.Aku berlari-lari anak aje.Pacing bak kata omputih.Bapak ramai jugak yg pantas berlari.Aku lari rilek2....start dari pusat sukan UM...kona kanan menghala ke pusat asasi sebelum berlari ke main road....aku masih maintain,hahaaa....ramai jugak yg aku potong temasuk kaum hawa yg lepas dulu.Aku paham....penat.Sambil sedut udara kat idong,aku meneruskan larian.....fuhh.....dari situ lari lepas fac engine,hala ke fac sains.....hala ke 7

pastu...alamak!mendaki.Urgh...ok masih gagah sampai fac it.turun bukit sikit,seronok...pastu...babi melanda......naik pulak!pendek kata,aku berjaya meligan kekasih dan singa.betul ada singa!Nanti aku tunjuk....

*berpeluh sakan,baju besaq ala hiphop,lenkali supply baju kecik sikit utk insan kerdil dan leper*

*bikjah dan tunang*

*sapik,bikjah,anies*

*teka rambut sapa sama dgn saya?*

Ok kesimpulannya it was a fun run!Lepas lari kami pi makan kan 223.So jomla lepas ni kita join ramai-ramai!

It ain't about winning but finishing what you start bak kata Dato' VIP tu.

*so kami dah sesama berpenat.this is a sweet and sour picture!*

Anyway tak lupa diucapkan selamat hepi harijadi ke mummy to be sarah.Sori kami tak dapat pi.Nak lari kesana tapi tak larat.Lgpon tak masuk route.Bikjah....jgn marah eh?hehehee

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Hari ini,Paramore dan esok

Fuuhhh lega amat.Siang I did settled my want to nikah thing.I've rechecked my check list.Bonkers,pretty much needs to be done.No biggy doable InsyaAllah*Aida balik cepat!*

My parent are leaving for Mecca.No biggie since this is their 3rd time.Nevertheless, its going to be just us me,alia and asma at home.So no merewang that much I guess.Tok Teh will be staying with either Lam or Chik or my aunt at Seremban.We don't mind having her around,we can take care of her but since we have the anaks asking for her,so we obliged lagipon Mama suh send her.

Paramore was awesome.I think the crowd here was much bigger than the one in Singapore circa March 2010.The sound system was a bit of a let down.Not bad just not good enough.The crowd at the so called Rock Zone is pretty lame for my standard.These kids are in serious need of moshing lesson. As for the pyro,hey pretty good shit.Kudos!I was pretty darn close in tearing my ticket and walking off.Thanked God I managed to shut my mouth and keep the devil within at bay.I could have ruined everything bigtime *pheeww*

At the concerto,maka anies pon dikenalkan kat brenda.Yup peah dia chomel.Kami sepakat mengatakan dia chomel.hahahaa...oso adlina jg turut di introduced.Maklumla selalu main taram je type kat twitter.

As for my mom and dad,things are settled.I think its inappropriate to write down family stuff here but dah setel so Alhamdulillah.Nasib baik parent aku level headed.*phewwww again*

Since they are leaving I told my mom to pray that things will be fine for me and anies.maklumla nak kahwin.I also told my mom to pray so I can get my Audi 2.0T*heheh*~melawak.I told her that hopefully,I'll be blessed with more rezeki(tak semestinya kaya yg penting berkat kan?).I have asked her to pray that I'll be a good man,good son,good hubby and also a good father(like me dad!though he is cold as ice,well most of the time).In short,the very best for us.

So that would be all from me.It Aida's birthday.20-10-2010....wahh oso nice date!Happy birthday teacher!

Ok kena pederaih report.Adios!






Sunday, October 10, 2010

lennon,bai,aled dan kawin

Sempena birthday john lennon 9-10-1940(sumber wiki) google keluarkan google bar yg menarik.

Anyway sempena 10.10.10 ini gerenti ramai yg amik kesempatan utk kawin.kawan aku yg bakal kawin adalah aled dan juga bubba.

Sapa bubba?Haa bubba ni suga mami tunang aku.Punyala spesel sampai aku kena bekongsi kasih syg(siap main geli-geli~ni aku tambah).Tapi aku tak jeles,sebb time2 aku xde,bubba ni tukang pengganti.So you guys get the picture how tight they are.wahh baca sini.(awat boh gambaq time tak grr....?err bila zaman grr?)

Anyway,all the best to bubba.hangpa yg lain tunggu nanti sure masuk melodi woo!

As for Aled!All the very best.Aku tau hang tekejut tp benda baik no worries la.

10.10.10 pergh mmg digital.high low high low high low,6 bit kalau tuka decimal 2+8+32=42!...ok wateva.

All the best to you guys!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Angan-angan gua

Dulu aku peminat setia kereta dari bavaria terutama E36 M3 EVO 1996.Aku ingat lagi Miss Nina alah yg nyayi2 tu.Dia minat M3 cabriolet.Kuasa kuda kereta ini adalah 321bhp,enjin inline 6 OBD II double VANOS.Mmg yummy.

Pastu kuar pulak E46....tahun 2000.okla dah kurang kotak2 tp aku minat yg versi kotak lagi tp 2003 kuar E46 M3 CSL....pergh...mmg yummy.

So dulu kuat berangan,pastu bila dah got hit by realiti hahaaa....mimpi la aku nak beli kereta.Kereta not Ferrari Red pon aku pinjam je.Bawak kete tunang aku tau.Tapi aku tetap nak berangan dptkan A4 2.0T ini suatu ketika kelak sebab BMW skang dah tak appealing kat aku.Harusla AUDI itu berkahwim dgn Oettinger.ohhh....


Lepas tu utk stay true harusla ada sound system rumah(rumah pon xde lagi tau)

nampak tak vacuum tube amps?!pergh....amacam angan2 aku?turn table harusla ini

Rega P3....bunyi mmg world la sebb pakcik aku pakai tapi kaler dia tak meriah mcm ini la.Tone arm dia pon dah mahal....monostage lagi....pffttt.Tkpe dpt ini pon jadi la kan....lojik sikit.ipod tu kompem bukan aku punyala...teman sebelah yg punya.

Sekian dulu angan2 aku...semoga satu hari nanti termakbul.kalau tak takpe nama pon angan2.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Si Nomad

Actually ni aku draft time aku pi Kemaman aitu.I wanted to publish it but something tak kena.So anyway...just for the sake of updating

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I'm in Chukai,Terengganu.Hell,I'm bored.Here is something for my darling.Kesian kipas radiator tak pusing,hence middle of the road breakdown and jam sampai all the way to shah alam ;P



Esok maybe balik KL and mai sini balik on Monday?!Just maybe

Bai,aku malas nak buat menatang tu.Takde mood,internet lembaps.

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Anyway,aku balik ke kl on monday sebb some logistikal arrangement yg suck from the agent.

Aini aku tak sihat and dapat MC.makan ubat and basically collapse.