back to the sea

bonkers, it has been a while since i last blogged *ayat kena cliche sikit*

currently i'm in kemaman fondly known locally as kemamang from the mouth of locals.it is raining heavily outside and how the Eff nak pi soq?restaurant is quite scarce in this part of town because i'm not in the "heart of the action" so to speak.*macam byk actionla sgt kat sini?*

i've been away since 8th july 2011.i won't lie being afar from wifey is mentally challenging and squirt....i mean spiritually challenging.

being back at sea brings back memories.ok let's start.i'm currently employed by a singapore company.i'm based in s'pore when the need arises.basically if there is no job i'll be at home.the basic pay is decent and so is the allowances that comes with it.after a lengthy discussion with mrs sapik i jumped back into the blue yonder.

the job is well supposed to be completed in 2 weeks but now its 4 weeks and i think i'm doing a full 6 week full rotation.staying positive because i'll need that dough for my hornymoon and raya!

ok how do i end up in kemaman.well some snags and change of plans.not to worry sempat puasa and balik raya insyaAllah.

orait lads i'm signing off and bloody i miss my wife so much.kalau TDA tu pepaham la.har har har.

work is work lohh.no need to story.bosan.yg penting no incident.bak kata org petronas yg cliche..."ok bekeje dgn selamat"

Selamat berpose dan berpasar ramadhan!

Lari jgn tak lari

Alhamdulillah today 26th June me and wifey completed our 10km Standard Chartered KL marathon. Ramai giler pelari macam langau menerjah sampah,macam kelompok piranha menyerang mangsa.

I was quite a sight!Sea of green people.

Kami keluaq rumah sebelum subuh.Kami park kat Brickfields pastu naik bas dari KL sentral sesudah bersolat Subuh kat situ.Bas drop kat Dataran so pastu kami menapak ke padang merbok.Jumpa dgn Nannor dan kakak and abg ipo dia.Aku,wifey,nannor and bikjah lari segrup.Kakak Nannor and Abg Ipo dia pelari laju so kami tak ajak lari sekali la.

InsyaAllah Mekdi run 5km aku tak masuk sebab rasanya dah bertugas kat laut biru *yayy*.Untuk maklumat aku dah decide utk berkhidmat kat laut balik sebab I love being at sea and we need the extra cash.heheh.Sebab tak laku kat Mesia so I was recruited by and Indo Company based in Singapore.So finally gaji dah tak RM.Jadi saya berharap matawang asing kukuh di pasaran donia.hahaaa.Senang sikit nak pi bejalan kat Universal Studios dgn bini.Senang nak kira.heheh.

Anyway I find its quite an irony being recruited by non Malaysia companies. And the manner of respect and professionalism shown by my current and future employee is really commendable.Alhamdulillah.

I do feel abit rusty here and there but wifey kept on giving me words and encouragement.Its no rocket science but InsyaAllah I hope I can manage.

That is basically from me.I wanted to blog pasal a lecturer yg aku rasa racist tapi sebab tak tak meluap so tak feel.Nevertheless, I can't help but feel homaigod when are these the quality of our lecturer?Though not all tapi I do feel saddened.Aku akan ingat kata-kata dia "Nasib baik awak Melayu!" sampai bila-bila just because I wanted to explain on a GPS receiver and on accuracy.Ohh sungguh fuck!

So kalau anda baca blog ni silalah panjatkan doa mintak saya selamat bekeja and pulang ke rumah!

Surarumah bernama Sapik

Kebelakangan ini aku rasa macam things agak slow down.Kurang adventure nya tapi but wait wait...ok anyway mmg agak slow.

Perlajanan idop ala adventure aku byk berkisar tang lautan biru so sebb lama tak jumpa laut maka aku rasa agak restless jugak.Nak pi holiday tapi sucks sebab dah 2-3 bulan ni asik dok pokai je.Maklumla pekerja buruh ada cert tahap macai mcm aku ni kena selalu pi kelaut barula kaching mcm nelayan.Lagi kerap turun lagi world.Kengkadang bini aku terpaksa hulor.Walaupon aku rasa sad and pathethic tapi lumrah idop mcm tu.Kengkadang dok atas kengkadang dok bawah.Syukur itu perlu sebb kat luor sana bersepah lagi org yg lagi susah.I heart u!*sambil menepuk dada dgn gaya hiphop yg tak keterlaluan*

Ok tapi adventur aku beralih ke arah dapor 823.Pergh mmg best.Sebab aku pemalas dan rebel aku jarang pi opis lately.So aku jadila "Mr. Mama".Masak,kemaih rumah bla bla(kecuali lipat baju,seterika itu plg pantang).So adventure aku samada masak kurang masak,termasin,tertawar dan yg sewaktu dgnnya.Tapi syiok woo bila tgk bini dan anak angkat *rupa dia mcm singa sikit,rambut kembang*makan.Kenkadang ada rakan2 243 singgah jugak.

Ok next up,aku dah tak sabo2 nak tuka keje ni.April ni start.Aku turut berangan nak beli moto lepas amik lesen full aku.tapi tu utk episod tahun depan.Bab sukan permotoron ni wife aku lagi power.Aku like I said lesen pon xde.Tak merempit berzaman tp what the heck belasah jela.Minat laa wei.Dulu time kecik2 mak aku tak bagi.Ni dah besau takpela.So kalau aku menggelabah memula tu,biasala.

So dapur sapik FTW and moto power wifey FTW.so okla.Kalau ayy ok sume,aku nak beli 2 bijik moto so kami boleh pi ride memana macam ala motocycle diaries.pffttt.Wife saya suke moto honda cb400 berengine VTEC.kawan aku yg dok s'pore ckp kat sana moto ni glamer pastu nickname dia super 4.ni gamboran kasar

Aku dpt yg ni dulu jadila harga dia 20k katanya.Next year mai mesia.Kat sini depa buat yg besar 690 and 690R

Tghari ni aku stuck at home.Aku nak makan "foul moudammas"...basically its humus la cicah roti sure WIN ni.Actually ni canned punya but I've actually studied the recipe kat tv yg channel makan2 tu....AFC*lama tak tgk astro sebb xde*....senang jo.its basically mashed chick peas with olive oil and some put in cream.

okla aku nak jemor baju.Cuaca panas ni.

Update?

Ok it has been a while.News flash

Tendered resignation.....yipppppieeeeeee!!!!

I fucking hate doing this "find the price of the cable and I don't really have a clue what I'm doing" *grrrrrrrr*

And updates of our VietNam-Cambodia-Thailand trip can be accessed at wifey's blog!

Saigon,Vietnam
http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com/2011/02/indochina-saigon-city-part-ii.html

Off to Cambodia nickname Scambodia *watchout*
http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com/2011/02/indochina-trip-phnom-penh-part-i.html

http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com/2011/03/indochina-trip-phnom-penh-part-ii.html

off to Seam Reap,Cambodia!
http://xs2rockstar.blogspot.com/2011/03/indochina-trip-siam-reap-part-i.html

More to come.So stay tuned!

*yup me is a lazy assssssss!!!!*

I love you wifey *muahhhhhhsss*

Indochina : Welcome to Saigon,Vietnam

Salute! blakang tu Notre Dame

Welcome to
Ho Chi Minh aka Saigon,PR Vietnam 28th - 31st Jan 2011

Sumpah negara paling bingit dengan bunyi hon.

Ringkasannya kisah ada disini juga. Click me pinch me!

So anyways,ini kisah kami juga.

We stayed at Saigon Mini Hotel 5.Not exactly a budget hotel but lengkap amenities and for USD33 per night it was money well spent.Bed and breakfast.Kalau takde bacon with the omelette mmg gua sesar,tapi sebab periuk balanga depa bantai goreng bacon so aku geli.Roti standed ada baguette maklumla penah kena "franchise"

Our hotel is located at Bui Vien st, yang sangat dekat dgn Pham Ngu Lao st and De Tham st. Ni streets yang happening kat Saigon sebb area backpackers.So actually the street foods are cheap and kat sini is where most of the tours are.Mat and minah salleh byk giler.Arak kat sini murah USD 1 so mmg tak heranla kalau depa flock this are.Rooms as low as 10USD boleh dapat actually.Kena rajin sikit.

Ohh kalau korang baca Anies punya blog haaa ni la gamba kerbau tu

Besaq gedabak.Spesel tempat ni sebab ada rooftop barbecue.Maap tak halal so tgk dari bawah je la.(idung kerbau tu boleh keluaq asap neon!)

So anyways,tanpa berlengah malam pertama kat situ,berjalan la kami ke the fame Benh Tahn market,haa AWAS tempat ni mmg heaven utk Wanita.Laki hahaaa nurakka beb!Tapi berkorbanla utk org tersayang.Malam tu tak masuk sebb dah tutup.Keliling dia ada night market.So sama jela dugaan dia.Along the way,ada taman yg depenuhi bunga bungaan.Ni sempena what the local cal "Tet"....org malaya panggil chinese new year.Haa...bunga dia mmg cantik2...siap ada pertandingan pelbagai utk bonsai,orchid dll.Ni gambar sikit je.Banyak giler woii!!Nanti tgk kat Facebook la.

So teruskan berjalan melintasi traffic(tip melintas....follow the locals,kali ke-3 dah boleh master)...pssstttt kalau agak2 tak konfiden,baca bismillah and ngucap 2-3 round ok?

So jalan2 kat Saigon mmg macam ni.I mean the main roads.So brace yourself.So setelah selamat melintas dan sopping sikit dan makan makanan halal kami pon balik ke bilik.Nanti aku updet lagi serba serbi.Jangan risau wifey pon ada kisah trip kami.Kalau takde kat sini ada kat sini ado.

So lepas sopping sikit *pemanas badan*,makan so we went hunting for next day tour.Banyak company offer so look around for the best price.We got our half days tour for USD4.Mainly tour groups starts at USD5 so look around.Yang lagi mahal mmg ada jugak(smaller tour groups).The next day we went to Cu Chi tunnel,and as expected shopping part 2 for the ladies.Kita pi tgk what those VC did to put those yanks to shame

Day 3 is Museum day!*me likey* so stay tuned.InsyaAllah aku update.

War Remnant Museum*America adalah kejammmm!!!*

Lepaih pi museum,mmg angpa boleh teka what happened next.

Blog updated finally sejak kawin

Salam byk Malaysia

It has been awhile aiye?

(kredit to yon photog)

I am living the life of a house husband for the past 3 days.Excellent shit.Lets face it.I'm broke but not broken.Ameen to that yo!

I feel blessed now that I'm married with a lovely wife.

Thank you to dear Father for the space!Bapak though you don't rock you rock in my book.

I hate my job.What turned out to be an excellent career option turned sour and looks like me leaving is imminent.*Boo*

Can't help but have this feeling the Kampunger people are the more over the top diva attitude they have once masuk bando.Hey where is that good old kampung hospitalily?Kasut nak extra tinggi,skirt nak paling pendek,attitude is gua paling bagus sebab gua boss lu sape!Gua ada duit lu apa ada maaaa...Dey lu sama macam gua,pederaih sambal belacan jugak atau budu atau cencalok atau tempoyak!This need not apply to the non diva.Just the Devils

Ok aku nak lipat baju!Selamat berweekends you all.Make love not war.Peace out!

Masa dah almost time

Anies dah balik kampung.So boleh la aku berfoya-foya!hahahaa.Tulah sapa suruh you balik kampung!Sapa! *EEEMMMOooo*

Sebenarnya En Kamardin suruh anak beliau pulang.Takkan nak fight kot.Ayah suruh anak kesayangan pulang.Urusan kat sana kena kasi setel maaa.....kang tak ngam pulok!Majlis dah dekat ni *Dag Dig Dupp*

Wah wah wah.Ok dah nak kawin dah ni.Baru jugak nk sink in.Persiapan kitorg standed mcm org lain kawin.documentations,baju,khemah,kad bla bla bla....skala dan bajet jela tak sama.So mmg kompem la masuk Nona atau majalah Pengantin.

Semlm aku dah tulis tapi tak publish.Mmg karangan hanjeng habis.Tapi sebab hanjeng sgt so aku tak post la.Aku "SAVE NOW" aje.

Ankle kiri aku agak berdenyut sebb kena tackle.Sakit woo.Membe gua pesan janji lutut tak goyang takpe.*Errr*,aku tak paham.Maklumla naive dan innocent.

*Pfftttt*...kena lagi sebijik *PROFANITIES*...ohh (Newcastle boh lagi satu laa!)

Berbalik pada karangan,haa where was I,ok anyway so my readers which is mainly made up of my friends mehla makan kenduri.Aku tak plan nak kawin lagi.Lagipon kalau kawin lagi selalunya org mmg tak buat kenduri sebb x dpt authorization dari pelbagai pihak.

So harap-harap kawan-kawan doakan kami bahagia dan majlis kami berjalan lancar.Kalau nak bagi hadiah barang sejuta dua takpe turut diterima.RM,US atau EURO.Rupiah,baht tak mainla.Saya juga berharap dpt menjadi somi yg baik dan mampu membimbing isteri *cuak wooo*...InsyaAllah

So saya akan berkahwin dgn Yuhainis Kamardin pada 17/12/2010 lepaih Isya' .Kena tulih because I sucked at dates(and also direction).Gambar di atas saya rompak kat blog anak buah dia.Sangat hallah hallaaahhh halllaaaah kan?

Pfftttt kalah 3-1.Tahniah Newcastle.Boo Liverpool.Tapi I still support you

Directions,peta,map

Jemputan mai makan kenduri.So marilah kalian memeriahkan majlis.Kot-kot tak dpt kad,kad tak sampai.

Jumpa di sana uolls!

Dasar mangkuk!

Agak-agak sangap lu org kasi layan ini strip.Memang dia ni mangkuk tp gaji lagi beso dari aku.

Lepas ni gua jadi engineer pinggan la sebab title mangkuk dah kena sapu.



http://engineermangkuk.blogspot.com/



Selamat berhibur!

Entri dekat nak raya!

*ini gunung balu kina,sabah bahh*

Alhamdulillah,aku masih dapat mengecapi kebahagiaan berpuasa pada tahun 2010.InsyaAllah ini last call puasa as a bachelor juga.Dan dapat pulak beraya.Aku nak beli baju melayu tapi TDJ atas sebab2 tertentu.tapi yg penting aku dah beli cincin,bayar utang,beli kasut kulit hitam sepasang(finally),seluar 2 helai.Dah aku dah puas hatila.Cukupla.

Anyhow,saya ingin amik kesempatan ucap terima kasih kat sasha kembang,nizar dan CKD sebab tadi bukak pose kat umah diorg.Sasha nasik ko sedap!Sekian rebiu ringkas aku.Aku takmo puji lebih-lebih takut kembangnya makin menjadi-jadi.Laki hang macam biasala,seronok layan dia bersembang.

Juga,tengkiu kat Cik Tunang saya dan Bik Jah yg ada dual citizenship.Indo~Malaya. Cik Tunang angkut saya pi facial(teori aku:tanda-tanda feminisation lelaki,sama seperti gaya metro seksual)....akan tetapi aku admit mmg best,relaxing dan beauty is pain!Credit kepada kaum wanita!.......jgn cerita bab beranak.itu kompem universe lain punya story...tak tercapai akal kaum adam yg suka "menembak" tapi tak reti mengandung).Jadi kalau bini,adik pompuan,gf,tunang wanita dan yg sewaktu dgnnya nak pi facial/spa silala accommodate.Kalau ada $ lebih,belanjala depa.

Kepada kengkawang,kalau aku anti sosial mcm takmo pi buke pose kat luar ke,tak join pape ke,aku saje.Memang nak dok umah rilek2 sebab baru balik.Lagipon aku jadi malaih sebab leche nak solat....jenoh berebut and most of the time tak selesa.Harap memahami nooo.

Kalau nak main futsal pon masih malas ditambah kasut aku tak tau dok mana.Aku malas nak cari sebab store besepah dgn brg adik aku yg nak pindah rumah.Bilik aku pon sepah dah kecah(tp bilik org tu lagi worst....heheh) sebab dah tak boleh jadi bachelor pad.Itu arahan bonda.

So persiapan kawin masih on the move.Sempena bulan mulia,aku berdoa everything goes well. Aku cuak cuak suke!It ain't easy but susah-susah dulu,senang-senang kemudian.Sesusah susah gua,ramai lagi yg jauh bertiang-tiang lebih susahnya.Maka bersyukur la dan jgn cepat nak komplen.

Erkk...gua tak bayar zakat lagi!

*kuruih sikit sebab pose*

So dengan ini aku akhiri entri.Sempena bulan mulia,aku nak mintak maap siap-siap esp kat Allah sebab aku ni hamba yg ungrateful walaupon tiap-tiap dapat bgn tido,hirup udasa segar tp asik buat mistake je.Kat mak bapak aku jugak,adik-adik,kazen-mazen,pakcik,makcik...aku tak sure depa baca ke dok blog aku,kat tunang aku Cik Anies Kamardin, yg aku sayg.kengkawan,jiran tetangga En Buih homies sejati,pembaca blog yg silent dan hingaq,Mak CKD yg bujoq2 bulat,kaum kerabat 243,Rafiqa yg dok brussel,dan semua semuala.Takkan nak type sume kot?Kalau salah silap che mintak maap nooo.Maaf zahir dan bathin.

Selamat balik kampung,berhati-hati di jalan raya!Lepaih raya pulak kot aku updet blog.kot la kot....

XOXO

Kalau angpa nak bagi duit raya,aku alu-alukan.Terima kasih!

Selamat berpuasa.Kawal napsu!

Alhamdulillah,bertemu kembali dengan Ramadhan.Kali ini aku di Sabah.Sepangar.Nun agak jauh di sana kelihatan Shangrila dan Nexus Resort Karambunai*berapa kali aku nak ulang daaa*

Ok aku dah bertungkus lumus updet dan edit resume aku.Aku pon tak tau kenapa but I did it anyway.Bersawang jobstreet aku punya resume.Panjang berjela jugak project involvement aku.Tapi poyo je kot.So lepas ni aku nak terbangkan resume.Agak2 kalau ada lubang pekerjaan bagitau aku.Ura-ura mengatakan kompeni dpt job lagi.Wallahualam...dapat bagus.Dapat ke tak...aku tetap nak test market walaupon gaji and elaun naik.Tak salah mencoba!hoyeahhh

So sebab aku rasa diorg boring,diorg lantik aku jadi bilal sebab dah nak bulan pose.Ciss,dasar penganiayaan...keji.huahua.Alasan sebab ada janggut aku tak boleh blah.Wak ada jambang lagi.Takpe aku terima.Siap korang aku buat duty roster bilal bertugas.No mercy!huahuaa

So kepada semua selamat menjalani ibadah pose.Bulan tebaik utk reflek,quit smoking and slow down.Jgn sakan membeli belah.Kalau yg nak kawin takpe.huahuaa

Ok kepada muslimin dan muslimat.Selamat berpose.InsyaAllah tahun ini beraya akhirnya.Kalau tak aku tahu sapa nak salahkan!

Kepuasan?

Where the Eff am I?

I'm currently nestled in between Shangri-La and Nexus Resort Karambunai.Oh how I wish I was there with my other half!*ngeh ngeh* instead here we are doing trenching work for Petronas. I'm in Sepangar,Sabah....Bahhh

Currently,we're on weather standby.Cool.Missing separuh saya.Not cool.The weather,windy 19-24 knot which translates to 35.188 kph~44.448 kph (1 knot=1.852 kph)

I came across this via Ular Lidi's blog *jangan marah...ngeh ngeh* which I feel very true indeed because intimacy is a 2 way traffic,unlike pron of course.Klik link itu and you'll get it.This is how it got started. Last night, I chatted with my HSE officer and terbukalah cerita aku nak kawin.So maka dapatla tips tips berguna.Benarkah?Kenalah google!*Orang tua-tua dulu agaknya have some weird shit going on I tell you*...why suddenly this old man cite kat aku.Aku saspek dia horny....sebulan lebih kat laut.Berat dah kantung dia tu.hahaha

Since I got time,I did some research on this particular topic. Then member yg duduk sebelah kiri saya bagi ebook "The Missing Jewel"...So I started reading.*I'm on the lookout for Tajul Muluk pulak ni~saja nak checkout*

Anyway,personally I think Farish Noor was right *Dari bacaan buku "What Your Teacher Didn't Tell You" click here was pretty darn right.Buku ini is a mixed of some inter-cultural thing majiggy.Kalau baca buku Farish tulis ni then baca buku The Missing Jewel,nampakla connection dia.On kamasutra,tantricism and urm...jima' according to this book.I mean,I don't think its an Islamic thing to pierce one's ekor pari(seriously its called ekor pari guys!and there are ways of utilising it..take note!)or do a small insertion(1 and 1/2 month it should heal...buku tulis wtf?OUCH!) just so to let your partner have better........ satisfaction.This idea comes from tantric(then kamasutra kot?either or) which was reserved for the domain of aristocrats(keji sial kedekut ilmu)....S-A-T-I-S-F-A-C-T-I-O-N.......(some say its of Persian origins)....



Back to my so-so analysis,the book also talks on chakra/energy zones a bit of breathing techniques ala yoga,some chinese ying-yang stuff...

Just like old tales from buku-buka melayu lama,banyak benda yg bercampur aduk.Adat-resam,agama,petua-petua and all.Weird I tell you.Modern meets mystique.Rasa macam nak bagi korang pinjam pastu kite berforum.

Also on tahi lalat shit(actually its an ancient chinese art on face reading),choosing the right dates and all(kan macam hindu jugak tu)

Oh saya ada ebook.Maaf tak boleh email.Besau sizenye!hahaa.

Finally,aku nak facepalm sebab engineer yg dok sebelah aku dgn surveyor ni tatau pasal buku ini.

"Laa aku ingatkan novel!"kata Wak.

"Waklu,nasib baik lu tak tanya mak ko !"

.....tidak dengar lagi bunyi sniper atau mesin gan dari Call of duty 2:Modern Warfare,aku dah convert mereka to ebook worm.

I miss my girl.Sekian...Wassalam

aku dan kikeh

Salam,

I just got back from Labuan and I'm bloody tired and drained.It didn't felt that way,now that I'm home man it aches here and there.Also for the record I'm not horny.LOL.

Anyway,my mob point is Labuan and I'm off to Kikeh.Where is that?Here have a look!

It took the team approximately 8 hours from Labuan to the Kikeh field,sailing approximately 8 knots(as told by the Captain)

Anyway,aku pi sana untuk check rantai yg pegang kapal ini.Jap aku uplod..haaaa

Haa ini dia.Gamba ni sume aku amik kat intenet.Gamba aku amik atas kapal,aku uplod fesbuk je.Kedalaman air kat sini 1400m(kami joging lagi jauh wooo....)

Laut sini dalam,tapi lebih mendalam kesan terputus dgn hubungan dunia luar.Kesian tunang, tapi nasib baik kejap,kalau tak dia meroyan(menurut kata kengkawan-kengkawan terhampirla)

Work is work.Tak payah la elaborate.Bukan aku pi melancong

So dalam sejarah offshore ini yg paling singkat aku rasa.Sakit-sakit badan masih lagi terasa....tak dan nak rest....huahauaa

Okla sekian dulu catatan perjalanan pelaut amatur.

Jom pi tidoq

aku dan world cup di pesisiran

Aku dok atas vessel bernama PG7.Sebuah barge kokak milik sarekat.Aku dtg kejap.Nak demob(bukak barang simpan).

Sangap sebab takde astro tapi nasib baik ada insan2 kerdil yg sanggup bertungkus lumus dptkan broadband dan daftar pastu ada live game streaming.Memang org sanggup go to the extend gara-gara world cup.*Salut ala Nazi~sokong german~

Tgk kat galley.Best sebab tahap gamat dan kecoh!Namun tgk dgn kekasih is the shit walaupon umah aku ada astro byond~HD tuuu

Pasukan Holland/Oranje yg sama kaler dgn oren stesen bhp tu dah sah kompem.Habis team adopted country aku German dihanjengi.Takpe hero kalah dulu.Tapi kalau kalah lagi?Hero mati.End of the road la.

Ghana dah berperang dgn Aussie.Memang aku nak Ghana menang sebab nanti lawan German tayah struggle,boleh diorg anto 2nd tier sebab dah qualify.Adala chan lagi German nih.Tapi babi dgn 10 org Aussies pon takleh makan,siap aussies main chantek 2nd half(pendapat akula) tegugat Ghanaians tuu.Aussies berjaya baca game diorg.Defend mantap.Iskh kalau kewell tak kuar,ada chan sume boleh qualify from this group.So looks like Ghana top table.German tanks sure nak bermatian mcm time lawan red army of russia time nak tawan stalingrad.The lost back then....its all in the history books.

German ibarat pancut awal.First game mantap.Foreplay excellent 4-0.2nd game where it counts...alamakkk....PE la plak..Lame ass...sucks shit..Maybe sebab klose went out.Podolski memang layak jadi bodohski.Patutla inconsistency dia ni,Van Gaal tak bagi main sgt kat Bayern Munchen.

Selain diorg Argentina I like.Not a big supporter but I prefer them to brasil.Rasa mcm brasil ni poyo la.Pompuan yg konon fan minatla sangat(esp firsttime sportscaster pompuan lagi satu is england...like wtf?).Tapi sekarang aku rasa trend ke Portugal sebab ada faggot Ronaldo model spenda.Selain itu diorg suke jugak kat players Itali dan juga Spain.Tanya pasal pemain kulit kaler hitam...sure tatau punya.Kalau tau,itu wanita layan bola.Jangan lupa ajak kawin!Kalau tak rugi wiken korang.

Ok masa utk tido kini kembali.Esok ntah apa progrem.Harap2 boleh makan ikan kerapu lagi.Selamat demam world cup!

Nelayan pesisir pantai

Nampaknya malam ini ada aktiviti lautan



ambo nak kelaukkk pukul 8pm

Nelayan pesisir pantai bukan laut dalam.

Home

I'm staring out into the night,
Trying to hide the pain.
I'm going to the place where love
And feeling good don't ever cost a thing.
And the pain you feel's a different kind of pain.

Well I'm going home,
Back to the place where I belong,
And where your love has always been enough for me.
I'm not running from.
No, I think you got me all wrong.
I don't regret this life I chose for me.
But these places and these faces are getting old,
So I'm going home.
Well I'm going home.

The miles are getting longer, it seems,
The closer I get to you.
I've not always been the best man or friend for you.
But your love, it makes true.
And I don't know why.
You always seem to give me another try.

So I'm going home,
Back to the place where I belong,
And where your love has always been enough for me.
I'm not running from.
No, I think you got me all wrong.
I don't regret this life I chose for me.
But these places and these faces are getting old,
So I'm going home.
I'm going home.

Be careful what you wish for,
'Cause you just might get it all.
You just might get it all,
And then some you don't want.
Be careful what you wish for,
'Cause you just might get it all.
You just might get it all, yeah.

Oh, well I'm going home,
Back to the place where I belong,
And where your love has always been enough for me.
I'm not running from.
No, I think you got me all wrong.
I don't regret this life I chose for me.
But these places and these faces are getting old.
I said these places and these faces are getting old,
So I'm going home.
I'm going home.

merapu meraban

Haaa kalau tadi kisah pengembaraan lautan aku,ni kisah yg tak berkaitan keje kat laut.

Aitu aku pi surf website zakat,baru aku tau,keluasan skop kena kasi settle zakat.Selain harta and pendapatan...rupanya macam pelaburan-pelaburan lain macam unit trust,asb,ass,asw,dan yg sewaktu dgnnya kena bagi zakat jugak.ada formula dan pengiraan juga.so balik aku promise myself to kasi urusla~tolong kasi remind.

Haish oso,duit gaji tak potong utk tabung haji lagi.

Aku suke potong gaji aku dan menyimpan.otodebit!Mentabiaatkan diri.Kalau x abih ntah kemana mana.

So katakan aku nak beli rumah,aku nak kena tunjuk slip gaji,kwsp shit and what not.Sebab slip gaji aku ada 2 kategori(basic+keje laut~ni yg bahye~) camne aku nak convince org kat bank,i make this much i can loan and pay this much tanpa kena keja dek pemungut cukai?Haaa...sila bantu.

Nasib baik jugak aku nak kawin,kalau tak seda diri gua dah angkut kot keta power!*maap tak releven...gua tepikir*

Kenapa kengkawan sekolah bmi aku mesti nak tanya aku pakai keta apa skang?mushkil.macam keta tu kayu ukur kepoweran.*gua takde keta.tumpang keta tunang gua aje,takpon gua pinjam keta org tua gua*

Ok,apalagi..........mancing kat sini tak best.ikan tak power.Kat pipeline selalunya tebaik tp jgn kantoi dgn client.hukum mancing di kawasan itu.......ikutkan "haromm" ...marah org petronas.

Ok dah aku tak tau apa lagi nak taip.Sekian dulu.Wassalam

Catatan dari laut

Parap pap pap pap..........pergh tetiba aku rindu mekdi!

Jeng jeng.Sumpah aku tak sedar*konon* hari-hari yg berlalu.Chewah*macam pujangga lautan~uwek~*(kalau rasa tak stabil di laut,jgn amik ubat tahan muntah....bantai pil selesema sepam pastu tido....insyaAllah stabil balik kepala hotak)

Walaupon aku miss mekdi.Miss lagi aku kat Miss Anies.Nasib baik nearshore offshore.Buatnya aku ke platform macam dulu kala.....haha.....satellite phone 2 minit sorang.

Kehidupan aku dipenuhi dgn aktivitas.Sebab keje aku tak sekompleks mana time operasi,maka aku pon join krew mekanik repair engine,pasang pump.Pepagi aku kemas office ala opis boy,housekeeping kontena....aku still tak sempat blaja welding sebab Jenal aka Liow busy.Aku tak sempat nak berguru.

Pojek ini ikutkan jadual berkala patutnya dah setel.Sebab masalah design alat dan equipment,kami terpaksa mengmcgyverkan diri.Kadang-kadang terbang jugak maki hamun,teguran,pantun-pantun berbisa tapi itu sume lumrah.Ada yg curhat sepam dua pastu back to business.Janji keje jalan and ok je no heart feeling.Diorg ckp depan2.okla tu.xde main cite blakang.gentle gitu.

Mak aku br balik dr jepang semlm.

Esok nak kembali ke lokasi.Suke aku suke.keje boleh bejalan.Walaupon sedap dok standby sebab gaji jalan tp syiok lagi keje habis cepat dan ikut specs.Kepuasan...kejayaan.Boley balik.Lepas ni entah kemana...Sabah ke....Ganu.Gi sabah mcm best je....hurmmm......tgk mana kena campak.Nak bgtau awal-awal ada jugak bidding pojek kat indo...tu belah balikpapan mana hala ntah.belah sulawesi sana...*sumpah aku takut lanun!*

Sekian dulu kisah pengembaraan.

mental yg perit lagi worst dari fizikal

hello.its been a while since i last blogged.

i'm currently at sea.offshore miri(near shore actually,less than 1km from the shoreline).i'm blogging from my cabin on my bunk.pretty sempit.

the damage so far,i'm pretty charred,burnt my fingers *ouch panas woo* and some minor burns on my thigh*this one hurt even more* ,scratches here and there ... biasala

food....hurmmm ok.

kena basuh pada kadar capacitor cas dan di cas.*tabah beb tabah*....gua senyum dan mengiyakan ajela.aku bukannya handal ........... lagi.sabau sabau.

keje ini dinamakan trenching.in layman's term,ini projek perparitan untuk paip minyak.pipe lay dah tahun lepas.sebab kat sini cetek.ia harus di "tanam".so kena korek parit utk dia. guna trencher machine.so ini projek buat parit utk paip minyak sebab kawasan cetek byk kapal-kapal nelayan lalu lalang,takut sangkut pulak kat pipe tu haaa...so kena kambusla sikit*padahal xde pape pon aku rasa*...langkah berhati-hati.

....sumpah sangap.aku pon tak tau nak cite hape.sekadar bekongsi kisah sesikit.okla aku nak makan then tido.aku takmo gosip keje.bahye!hauhauhauuahauahuaaa

hari ini dugaan mental

hari ini saya ke miri.

hampir miss flight(1st time) tapi aku miss solat subuh(padan la muke!maka...i would aspect a shit day!)

baggage aku tak selamat(kena pos)

naik terus tido.penat berlari ke pesawat AK AirAsia babi.*hins hins hins*

bangun lapa gile(tak sempat orde time terbang)

sampai hotel terus kena call tanya katne(terus salin coveralls)~terus besiap utk keje,masih belum makan

sampai yard kena sekolah sikit dgn taiko(masih lapar dan belum makan)

sambung penat panas dan berpeluh sampai petang(ok sempat makan sudah)

skang aku blog kat hotel sebab aku ada broadband sendiri baru beli semalam

happy sikit

hari ini memang dugaan mental.

tapi...

syukur je sebab sesusah susah aku,ramai aje yg lagi susah.

walaupon kena sekolah dgn taiko at least tak kena maki.lgpon diorg kena wat benda normal,aku selalu kena benda pelik sikit pastu kena sekolah atas sebab2 yg aku pon musykil.layankan aje.nanti suatu hari nanti aku terer la~memang dunia tak adil dan memang aku tak wat keje bukan utk pujian.

baju takde tkpe esok sampai gua sempat selvage selai dua baju.harap2 selamat sampai!

semarah-marah aku kat tunang aku takdela jadi perangai org gila meroyan marah mcm naga sembur api.time kasih tolong anta.lenkali kalau lambat xpe I will ajak my parents ke teman or naik cab je.lepas ni boleh standby ada plan B.

meon time kasih sebab tolong post.

yg lain time kasih sebab baca.

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