Indochina : Welcome to Saigon,Vietnam

Salute! blakang tu Notre Dame

Welcome to
Ho Chi Minh aka Saigon,PR Vietnam 28th - 31st Jan 2011

Sumpah negara paling bingit dengan bunyi hon.

Ringkasannya kisah ada disini juga. Click me pinch me!

So anyways,ini kisah kami juga.

We stayed at Saigon Mini Hotel 5.Not exactly a budget hotel but lengkap amenities and for USD33 per night it was money well spent.Bed and breakfast.Kalau takde bacon with the omelette mmg gua sesar,tapi sebab periuk balanga depa bantai goreng bacon so aku geli.Roti standed ada baguette maklumla penah kena "franchise"

Our hotel is located at Bui Vien st, yang sangat dekat dgn Pham Ngu Lao st and De Tham st. Ni streets yang happening kat Saigon sebb area backpackers.So actually the street foods are cheap and kat sini is where most of the tours are.Mat and minah salleh byk giler.Arak kat sini murah USD 1 so mmg tak heranla kalau depa flock this are.Rooms as low as 10USD boleh dapat actually.Kena rajin sikit.

Ohh kalau korang baca Anies punya blog haaa ni la gamba kerbau tu

Besaq gedabak.Spesel tempat ni sebab ada rooftop barbecue.Maap tak halal so tgk dari bawah je la.(idung kerbau tu boleh keluaq asap neon!)

So anyways,tanpa berlengah malam pertama kat situ,berjalan la kami ke the fame Benh Tahn market,haa AWAS tempat ni mmg heaven utk Wanita.Laki hahaaa nurakka beb!Tapi berkorbanla utk org tersayang.Malam tu tak masuk sebb dah tutup.Keliling dia ada night market.So sama jela dugaan dia.Along the way,ada taman yg depenuhi bunga bungaan.Ni sempena what the local cal "Tet"....org malaya panggil chinese new year.Haa...bunga dia mmg cantik2...siap ada pertandingan pelbagai utk bonsai,orchid dll.Ni gambar sikit je.Banyak giler woii!!Nanti tgk kat Facebook la.

So teruskan berjalan melintasi traffic(tip melintas....follow the locals,kali ke-3 dah boleh master)...pssstttt kalau agak2 tak konfiden,baca bismillah and ngucap 2-3 round ok?

So jalan2 kat Saigon mmg macam ni.I mean the main roads.So brace yourself.So setelah selamat melintas dan sopping sikit dan makan makanan halal kami pon balik ke bilik.Nanti aku updet lagi serba serbi.Jangan risau wifey pon ada kisah trip kami.Kalau takde kat sini ada kat sini ado.

So lepas sopping sikit *pemanas badan*,makan so we went hunting for next day tour.Banyak company offer so look around for the best price.We got our half days tour for USD4.Mainly tour groups starts at USD5 so look around.Yang lagi mahal mmg ada jugak(smaller tour groups).The next day we went to Cu Chi tunnel,and as expected shopping part 2 for the ladies.Kita pi tgk what those VC did to put those yanks to shame

Day 3 is Museum day!*me likey* so stay tuned.InsyaAllah aku update.

War Remnant Museum*America adalah kejammmm!!!*

Lepaih pi museum,mmg angpa boleh teka what happened next.

Blog updated finally sejak kawin

Salam byk Malaysia

It has been awhile aiye?

(kredit to yon photog)

I am living the life of a house husband for the past 3 days.Excellent shit.Lets face it.I'm broke but not broken.Ameen to that yo!

I feel blessed now that I'm married with a lovely wife.

Thank you to dear Father for the space!Bapak though you don't rock you rock in my book.

I hate my job.What turned out to be an excellent career option turned sour and looks like me leaving is imminent.*Boo*

Can't help but have this feeling the Kampunger people are the more over the top diva attitude they have once masuk bando.Hey where is that good old kampung hospitalily?Kasut nak extra tinggi,skirt nak paling pendek,attitude is gua paling bagus sebab gua boss lu sape!Gua ada duit lu apa ada maaaa...Dey lu sama macam gua,pederaih sambal belacan jugak atau budu atau cencalok atau tempoyak!This need not apply to the non diva.Just the Devils

Ok aku nak lipat baju!Selamat berweekends you all.Make love not war.Peace out!

Masa dah almost time

Anies dah balik kampung.So boleh la aku berfoya-foya!hahahaa.Tulah sapa suruh you balik kampung!Sapa! *EEEMMMOooo*

Sebenarnya En Kamardin suruh anak beliau pulang.Takkan nak fight kot.Ayah suruh anak kesayangan pulang.Urusan kat sana kena kasi setel maaa.....kang tak ngam pulok!Majlis dah dekat ni *Dag Dig Dupp*

Wah wah wah.Ok dah nak kawin dah ni.Baru jugak nk sink in.Persiapan kitorg standed mcm org lain kawin.documentations,baju,khemah,kad bla bla bla....skala dan bajet jela tak sama.So mmg kompem la masuk Nona atau majalah Pengantin.

Semlm aku dah tulis tapi tak publish.Mmg karangan hanjeng habis.Tapi sebab hanjeng sgt so aku tak post la.Aku "SAVE NOW" aje.

Ankle kiri aku agak berdenyut sebb kena tackle.Sakit woo.Membe gua pesan janji lutut tak goyang takpe.*Errr*,aku tak paham.Maklumla naive dan innocent.

*Pfftttt*...kena lagi sebijik *PROFANITIES*...ohh (Newcastle boh lagi satu laa!)

Berbalik pada karangan,haa where was I,ok anyway so my readers which is mainly made up of my friends mehla makan kenduri.Aku tak plan nak kawin lagi.Lagipon kalau kawin lagi selalunya org mmg tak buat kenduri sebb x dpt authorization dari pelbagai pihak.

So harap-harap kawan-kawan doakan kami bahagia dan majlis kami berjalan lancar.Kalau nak bagi hadiah barang sejuta dua takpe turut diterima.RM,US atau EURO.Rupiah,baht tak mainla.Saya juga berharap dpt menjadi somi yg baik dan mampu membimbing isteri *cuak wooo*...InsyaAllah

So saya akan berkahwin dgn Yuhainis Kamardin pada 17/12/2010 lepaih Isya' .Kena tulih because I sucked at dates(and also direction).Gambar di atas saya rompak kat blog anak buah dia.Sangat hallah hallaaahhh halllaaaah kan?

Pfftttt kalah 3-1.Tahniah Newcastle.Boo Liverpool.Tapi I still support you

Directions,peta,map

Jemputan mai makan kenduri.So marilah kalian memeriahkan majlis.Kot-kot tak dpt kad,kad tak sampai.

Jumpa di sana uolls!

Teacher teacher

Aku jumpa blog adik aku.Isinya bukan sampah macam blog aku.Maklumla cikgu English.Ini link nya

http://schoolsastorm.blogspot.com/

This dude is good

Facebook,Twitter,Blogs and youtube.These are some of the things we're mostly doing.I came accross this dude on youtube.Sound Frankenstein but meet Igor Presnyakov.Wicked skills.Enjoy!

some old skool flava


baru pulak


rock on!

Dasar mangkuk!

Agak-agak sangap lu org kasi layan ini strip.Memang dia ni mangkuk tp gaji lagi beso dari aku.

Lepas ni gua jadi engineer pinggan la sebab title mangkuk dah kena sapu.



http://engineermangkuk.blogspot.com/



Selamat berhibur!

Masa is running out

According to timeanddate.com aku ada lagi 16 hari utk membujang (tidak termasuk end date) dan kalau di convert

• 1,382,400 seconds
• 23,040 minutes
• 384 hours
• 2 weeks (rounded down)

Perasaan?Macam-macam ada

Cuak?Agak

Happy?Of course mestila

So wish us luck.Mai makan kenduri noo.

Aura +ve itu penting

In less than a month I will be getting married.Now that calls for a celebration!So sooner or later we shall start the usual FB and manual invites card handing out process.

Anyway apart from the big day my mind kind of spins in this vortex.Blimey but it ain't fun.Sometimes I feel like I do have some Doppler Effect rummaging in my mind....*Nenong* *Nenong* *Nenong*.

So if you got some shit going on don't dwell because it gonna be a lot messier aight. So I'll keep on trying and InsyaAllah something will work out. Hey I got a mouth to feed kelak.Sedih tau kengkadang nak manjakan kesayangan tapi sebab $ you just hit another brick it the wall.



Life ain't about $ but hell yeah they really do come in handy!Really handy

Balik Perelih was a much needed breather.Rumah Anies and my father's kpg was spared from the flood. It felt really refreshing balik kpg and when I got back to KL and thento the office, the energy was sucked dry.Don't get me wrong I love my career but once it turned into just another job,its time to move on.Hell yeah!

artis yg saya kenali

i know this person.i can't quite understand art or artist.kalau org biasa org ckp giler.kalau artist or org kaya ayat dipersedap menjadi eccentric.saya kenal sebab yg dulu adalah species artis.

klik link beliau

http://sarvenazdezvareh.com/?p=714

hurmm....interesting?

Berlari-lari adalah memenatkan

*harusla posing sblm mulakan larian*

Jeng jeng jeng.......

Wah berjaya menghabiskan larian 5km besama tersyg,anak pinjam dan ada bibik hot selaku jurufoto yg tak lari.Dia tak lari sebab keberatan.Berat apa silalah go figure.waka waka...so kami pi dapat glow stick woooo!!

*jurufoto berwibawa kami..HOT..kalau gelek HOTTER*

Ehemm...kembali pada topik.Larian ini bertajuk UM Fun Night Run.Program amal utk tabung ex national athletes.Bagus tu.Ehh

Jangan lupa kengkawan lain....

Ok...cukup cukup....mari mulakan larian

*kekasih melambai ayang,ayang bukan aku*

Ok so lepas organiser tekan hon maka berlepasla pelari.Wanita lari dulu *ladies first* bak kata omputih.So berlarilah mereka....

Pastu lelaki plak berlepas.About 15 min kemudian.

*sempat posing sebelum hon dibunyikan*

Ok hon dibunyikan.Aku berlari-lari anak aje.Pacing bak kata omputih.Bapak ramai jugak yg pantas berlari.Aku lari rilek2....start dari pusat sukan UM...kona kanan menghala ke pusat asasi sebelum berlari ke main road....aku masih maintain,hahaaa....ramai jugak yg aku potong temasuk kaum hawa yg lepas dulu.Aku paham....penat.Sambil sedut udara kat idong,aku meneruskan larian.....fuhh.....dari situ lari lepas fac engine,hala ke fac sains.....hala ke 7

pastu...alamak!mendaki.Urgh...ok masih gagah sampai fac it.turun bukit sikit,seronok...pastu...babi melanda......naik pulak!pendek kata,aku berjaya meligan kekasih dan singa.betul ada singa!Nanti aku tunjuk....

*berpeluh sakan,baju besaq ala hiphop,lenkali supply baju kecik sikit utk insan kerdil dan leper*

*bikjah dan tunang*

*sapik,bikjah,anies*

*teka rambut sapa sama dgn saya?*

Ok kesimpulannya it was a fun run!Lepas lari kami pi makan kan 223.So jomla lepas ni kita join ramai-ramai!

It ain't about winning but finishing what you start bak kata Dato' VIP tu.

*so kami dah sesama berpenat.this is a sweet and sour picture!*

Anyway tak lupa diucapkan selamat hepi harijadi ke mummy to be sarah.Sori kami tak dapat pi.Nak lari kesana tapi tak larat.Lgpon tak masuk route.Bikjah....jgn marah eh?hehehee

Hari ini,Paramore dan esok

Fuuhhh lega amat.Siang I did settled my want to nikah thing.I've rechecked my check list.Bonkers,pretty much needs to be done.No biggy doable InsyaAllah*Aida balik cepat!*

My parent are leaving for Mecca.No biggie since this is their 3rd time.Nevertheless, its going to be just us me,alia and asma at home.So no merewang that much I guess.Tok Teh will be staying with either Lam or Chik or my aunt at Seremban.We don't mind having her around,we can take care of her but since we have the anaks asking for her,so we obliged lagipon Mama suh send her.

Paramore was awesome.I think the crowd here was much bigger than the one in Singapore circa March 2010.The sound system was a bit of a let down.Not bad just not good enough.The crowd at the so called Rock Zone is pretty lame for my standard.These kids are in serious need of moshing lesson. As for the pyro,hey pretty good shit.Kudos!I was pretty darn close in tearing my ticket and walking off.Thanked God I managed to shut my mouth and keep the devil within at bay.I could have ruined everything bigtime *pheeww*

At the concerto,maka anies pon dikenalkan kat brenda.Yup peah dia chomel.Kami sepakat mengatakan dia chomel.hahahaa...oso adlina jg turut di introduced.Maklumla selalu main taram je type kat twitter.

As for my mom and dad,things are settled.I think its inappropriate to write down family stuff here but dah setel so Alhamdulillah.Nasib baik parent aku level headed.*phewwww again*

Since they are leaving I told my mom to pray that things will be fine for me and anies.maklumla nak kahwin.I also told my mom to pray so I can get my Audi 2.0T*heheh*~melawak.I told her that hopefully,I'll be blessed with more rezeki(tak semestinya kaya yg penting berkat kan?).I have asked her to pray that I'll be a good man,good son,good hubby and also a good father(like me dad!though he is cold as ice,well most of the time).In short,the very best for us.

So that would be all from me.It Aida's birthday.20-10-2010....wahh oso nice date!Happy birthday teacher!

Ok kena pederaih report.Adios!

lennon,bai,aled dan kawin

Sempena birthday john lennon 9-10-1940(sumber wiki) google keluarkan google bar yg menarik.

Anyway sempena 10.10.10 ini gerenti ramai yg amik kesempatan utk kawin.kawan aku yg bakal kawin adalah aled dan juga bubba.

Sapa bubba?Haa bubba ni suga mami tunang aku.Punyala spesel sampai aku kena bekongsi kasih syg(siap main geli-geli~ni aku tambah).Tapi aku tak jeles,sebb time2 aku xde,bubba ni tukang pengganti.So you guys get the picture how tight they are.wahh baca sini.(awat boh gambaq time tak grr....?err bila zaman grr?)

Anyway,all the best to bubba.hangpa yg lain tunggu nanti sure masuk melodi woo!

As for Aled!All the very best.Aku tau hang tekejut tp benda baik no worries la.

10.10.10 pergh mmg digital.high low high low high low,6 bit kalau tuka decimal 2+8+32=42!...ok wateva.

All the best to you guys!

Angan-angan gua

Dulu aku peminat setia kereta dari bavaria terutama E36 M3 EVO 1996.Aku ingat lagi Miss Nina alah yg nyayi2 tu.Dia minat M3 cabriolet.Kuasa kuda kereta ini adalah 321bhp,enjin inline 6 OBD II double VANOS.Mmg yummy.

Pastu kuar pulak E46....tahun 2000.okla dah kurang kotak2 tp aku minat yg versi kotak lagi tp 2003 kuar E46 M3 CSL....pergh...mmg yummy.

So dulu kuat berangan,pastu bila dah got hit by realiti hahaaa....mimpi la aku nak beli kereta.Kereta not Ferrari Red pon aku pinjam je.Bawak kete tunang aku tau.Tapi aku tetap nak berangan dptkan A4 2.0T ini suatu ketika kelak sebab BMW skang dah tak appealing kat aku.Harusla AUDI itu berkahwim dgn Oettinger.ohhh....

Lepas tu utk stay true harusla ada sound system rumah(rumah pon xde lagi tau)

nampak tak vacuum tube amps?!pergh....amacam angan2 aku?turn table harusla ini

Rega P3....bunyi mmg world la sebb pakcik aku pakai tapi kaler dia tak meriah mcm ini la.Tone arm dia pon dah mahal....monostage lagi....pffttt.Tkpe dpt ini pon jadi la kan....lojik sikit.ipod tu kompem bukan aku punyala...teman sebelah yg punya.

Sekian dulu angan2 aku...semoga satu hari nanti termakbul.kalau tak takpe nama pon angan2.

Si Nomad

Actually ni aku draft time aku pi Kemaman aitu.I wanted to publish it but something tak kena.So anyway...just for the sake of updating

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I'm in Chukai,Terengganu.Hell,I'm bored.Here is something for my darling.Kesian kipas radiator tak pusing,hence middle of the road breakdown and jam sampai all the way to shah alam ;P

Esok maybe balik KL and mai sini balik on Monday?!Just maybe

Bai,aku malas nak buat menatang tu.Takde mood,internet lembaps.

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Anyway,aku balik ke kl on monday sebb some logistikal arrangement yg suck from the agent.

Aini aku tak sihat and dapat MC.makan ubat and basically collapse.

The Dawgs

The crew


One of the cast!

Kind of remind me of this



Train baby train!


Photo credit goes to Armi and Amri of Photofanartic
with collaboration of Simply Events @ USJ Taipan

Celebrate with LOVE!*esp to you! ;P



Reservoir dogs poster.Google Images

Harini balik naik bas

Alhamdulillah,aku selamat sampai ke rumah.Harini balik keje gua naik bas.Pastu naik cab sebab bas tak lalu kawasan rumah aku like the way it used to.

Sebenarnya aku nak tulis pemerhatian dan adventur naik bas aku.Tapi save it for another day jela.

Layan jugak naik bas.Aku main gamble.Baca bas route kat signboard je.Okla,agak tepat signage dia tapi takde timetable bas macam kat S'pore.

Lama tak blog,takdela tahap bersawang more like berhabuk.Kena vacuum.Shit dah 1235am,tak reti nak tido?Esok(Harini) aku ada kursus LIDAR kat area mines.Fuhhh....

Persiapan kawin,as usual ongoing.Alhamdulillah, aku tak kena pi offshore tak tempat jin pon tanak lepak setback,duit tak masuk tapi chances aku dapat pi kenduri Bai,dapat berParamore dan Xul tak dapat teket aku....tapi as usual,kot2 tetiba2 macam2 boleh jadi cumanya,time2 ni (monsoon season) jobs are scarce.So boleh la uruskan benda2 lain.

So nothing much from me.Aku baru lepas lukis peta ke kenduri aku.Sebenanya aku cilok kat kad org lain.Aku lukis balik sebab nak tambah some minor details je.

Hopefully,everything will fall into place InsyaAllah,aku takde lagi bestman kat side kawin sini.Peah aku nak appoint hang?Mau tak?Hang kena tolong kipas.

Entri dekat nak raya!

*ini gunung balu kina,sabah bahh*

Alhamdulillah,aku masih dapat mengecapi kebahagiaan berpuasa pada tahun 2010.InsyaAllah ini last call puasa as a bachelor juga.Dan dapat pulak beraya.Aku nak beli baju melayu tapi TDJ atas sebab2 tertentu.tapi yg penting aku dah beli cincin,bayar utang,beli kasut kulit hitam sepasang(finally),seluar 2 helai.Dah aku dah puas hatila.Cukupla.

Anyhow,saya ingin amik kesempatan ucap terima kasih kat sasha kembang,nizar dan CKD sebab tadi bukak pose kat umah diorg.Sasha nasik ko sedap!Sekian rebiu ringkas aku.Aku takmo puji lebih-lebih takut kembangnya makin menjadi-jadi.Laki hang macam biasala,seronok layan dia bersembang.

Juga,tengkiu kat Cik Tunang saya dan Bik Jah yg ada dual citizenship.Indo~Malaya. Cik Tunang angkut saya pi facial(teori aku:tanda-tanda feminisation lelaki,sama seperti gaya metro seksual)....akan tetapi aku admit mmg best,relaxing dan beauty is pain!Credit kepada kaum wanita!.......jgn cerita bab beranak.itu kompem universe lain punya story...tak tercapai akal kaum adam yg suka "menembak" tapi tak reti mengandung).Jadi kalau bini,adik pompuan,gf,tunang wanita dan yg sewaktu dgnnya nak pi facial/spa silala accommodate.Kalau ada $ lebih,belanjala depa.

Kepada kengkawang,kalau aku anti sosial mcm takmo pi buke pose kat luar ke,tak join pape ke,aku saje.Memang nak dok umah rilek2 sebab baru balik.Lagipon aku jadi malaih sebab leche nak solat....jenoh berebut and most of the time tak selesa.Harap memahami nooo.

Kalau nak main futsal pon masih malas ditambah kasut aku tak tau dok mana.Aku malas nak cari sebab store besepah dgn brg adik aku yg nak pindah rumah.Bilik aku pon sepah dah kecah(tp bilik org tu lagi worst....heheh) sebab dah tak boleh jadi bachelor pad.Itu arahan bonda.

So persiapan kawin masih on the move.Sempena bulan mulia,aku berdoa everything goes well. Aku cuak cuak suke!It ain't easy but susah-susah dulu,senang-senang kemudian.Sesusah susah gua,ramai lagi yg jauh bertiang-tiang lebih susahnya.Maka bersyukur la dan jgn cepat nak komplen.

Erkk...gua tak bayar zakat lagi!

*kuruih sikit sebab pose*

So dengan ini aku akhiri entri.Sempena bulan mulia,aku nak mintak maap siap-siap esp kat Allah sebab aku ni hamba yg ungrateful walaupon tiap-tiap dapat bgn tido,hirup udasa segar tp asik buat mistake je.Kat mak bapak aku jugak,adik-adik,kazen-mazen,pakcik,makcik...aku tak sure depa baca ke dok blog aku,kat tunang aku Cik Anies Kamardin, yg aku sayg.kengkawan,jiran tetangga En Buih homies sejati,pembaca blog yg silent dan hingaq,Mak CKD yg bujoq2 bulat,kaum kerabat 243,Rafiqa yg dok brussel,dan semua semuala.Takkan nak type sume kot?Kalau salah silap che mintak maap nooo.Maaf zahir dan bathin.

Selamat balik kampung,berhati-hati di jalan raya!Lepaih raya pulak kot aku updet blog.kot la kot....

XOXO

Kalau angpa nak bagi duit raya,aku alu-alukan.Terima kasih!

Selamat berpuasa.Kawal napsu!

Alhamdulillah,bertemu kembali dengan Ramadhan.Kali ini aku di Sabah.Sepangar.Nun agak jauh di sana kelihatan Shangrila dan Nexus Resort Karambunai*berapa kali aku nak ulang daaa*

Ok aku dah bertungkus lumus updet dan edit resume aku.Aku pon tak tau kenapa but I did it anyway.Bersawang jobstreet aku punya resume.Panjang berjela jugak project involvement aku.Tapi poyo je kot.So lepas ni aku nak terbangkan resume.Agak2 kalau ada lubang pekerjaan bagitau aku.Ura-ura mengatakan kompeni dpt job lagi.Wallahualam...dapat bagus.Dapat ke tak...aku tetap nak test market walaupon gaji and elaun naik.Tak salah mencoba!hoyeahhh

So sebab aku rasa diorg boring,diorg lantik aku jadi bilal sebab dah nak bulan pose.Ciss,dasar penganiayaan...keji.huahua.Alasan sebab ada janggut aku tak boleh blah.Wak ada jambang lagi.Takpe aku terima.Siap korang aku buat duty roster bilal bertugas.No mercy!huahuaa

So kepada semua selamat menjalani ibadah pose.Bulan tebaik utk reflek,quit smoking and slow down.Jgn sakan membeli belah.Kalau yg nak kawin takpe.huahuaa

Ok kepada muslimin dan muslimat.Selamat berpose.InsyaAllah tahun ini beraya akhirnya.Kalau tak aku tahu sapa nak salahkan!

Kepuasan?

Where the Eff am I?

I'm currently nestled in between Shangri-La and Nexus Resort Karambunai.Oh how I wish I was there with my other half!*ngeh ngeh* instead here we are doing trenching work for Petronas. I'm in Sepangar,Sabah....Bahhh

Currently,we're on weather standby.Cool.Missing separuh saya.Not cool.The weather,windy 19-24 knot which translates to 35.188 kph~44.448 kph (1 knot=1.852 kph)

I came across this via Ular Lidi's blog *jangan marah...ngeh ngeh* which I feel very true indeed because intimacy is a 2 way traffic,unlike pron of course.Klik link itu and you'll get it.This is how it got started. Last night, I chatted with my HSE officer and terbukalah cerita aku nak kawin.So maka dapatla tips tips berguna.Benarkah?Kenalah google!*Orang tua-tua dulu agaknya have some weird shit going on I tell you*...why suddenly this old man cite kat aku.Aku saspek dia horny....sebulan lebih kat laut.Berat dah kantung dia tu.hahaha

Since I got time,I did some research on this particular topic. Then member yg duduk sebelah kiri saya bagi ebook "The Missing Jewel"...So I started reading.*I'm on the lookout for Tajul Muluk pulak ni~saja nak checkout*

Anyway,personally I think Farish Noor was right *Dari bacaan buku "What Your Teacher Didn't Tell You" click here was pretty darn right.Buku ini is a mixed of some inter-cultural thing majiggy.Kalau baca buku Farish tulis ni then baca buku The Missing Jewel,nampakla connection dia.On kamasutra,tantricism and urm...jima' according to this book.I mean,I don't think its an Islamic thing to pierce one's ekor pari(seriously its called ekor pari guys!and there are ways of utilising it..take note!)or do a small insertion(1 and 1/2 month it should heal...buku tulis wtf?OUCH!) just so to let your partner have better........ satisfaction.This idea comes from tantric(then kamasutra kot?either or) which was reserved for the domain of aristocrats(keji sial kedekut ilmu)....S-A-T-I-S-F-A-C-T-I-O-N.......(some say its of Persian origins)....



Back to my so-so analysis,the book also talks on chakra/energy zones a bit of breathing techniques ala yoga,some chinese ying-yang stuff...

Just like old tales from buku-buka melayu lama,banyak benda yg bercampur aduk.Adat-resam,agama,petua-petua and all.Weird I tell you.Modern meets mystique.Rasa macam nak bagi korang pinjam pastu kite berforum.

Also on tahi lalat shit(actually its an ancient chinese art on face reading),choosing the right dates and all(kan macam hindu jugak tu)

Oh saya ada ebook.Maaf tak boleh email.Besau sizenye!hahaa.

Finally,aku nak facepalm sebab engineer yg dok sebelah aku dgn surveyor ni tatau pasal buku ini.

"Laa aku ingatkan novel!"kata Wak.

"Waklu,nasib baik lu tak tanya mak ko !"

.....tidak dengar lagi bunyi sniper atau mesin gan dari Call of duty 2:Modern Warfare,aku dah convert mereka to ebook worm.

I miss my girl.Sekian...Wassalam