Tuesday, July 22, 2008

nombor...i like


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Ini gua tempek dari friendster....wa suka nombor...apa boleh buat!hahaha....

Give some time to look at these (below) wonders of Mathematics.
Look at the beauty, symmetry and revelation of Maths.
Beauty of Maths!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321
Now, take a look at this...
101%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K is equal to
8+1+18+4+23 + 15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E is equal to
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E is equal to
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E- O-F-G-O-D is equal to
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
Have a nice day & God bless!!!

Monday, July 21, 2008

kisah hari isnin

Dikala menanti masuknya waktu azan maghrib,aku membaca seleksi blog aku.nak baca MT macam hidup segan mati tak mau.source berita aku yg paling aku suka disamping malaysiakini.takkan kena serangan cybersquad UMNO...aku harap tidak.lumrah dunia akhir zaman...yg betul dan benar yg itulah yg salah.masyaAllah...terasa pulak dekatnya kiamat.byk sangat petanda nya.kita je manusia yg alpa dan buat donno.ish ish....aku bertazkirah sikit utk ingatkan diri dan kengkawan.

Tadi jugak ku terbaca blog si sasha.rajin plak dia update setelah aku mengcanon beliau.oh!rafiqa yg membaca blog irina sungguh tersentuh dgn tulisan beliau.dia btau time hari sabtu aritu.takpe aku gumbira dan juga pasrah.kerna aku faham.
(shafik101~bos ni bijak orgnya!tak gitu?)
(shafik~amin....tidakla bijak.kiranya bijak semoga aku tak lupa diri dgn kurniaan Ilahi)

I can't never write like irin(i like!)i think she is an excellent writer.Anyway,back to my tale after reading sasha's blog i have this sort of sinking feeling...like like ala sedihnya kisah hidup.hehe.relax she might finish last from her class...hey i just finished.still in search of a secure sound and challenging career.

I have friends asking about me and my obsession with my extreme career choices(shafik says~not extreme just minat) esp in the oil and gas,nak sgt pi negara padang pasir,tu nak pi duduk jauh jauh kt merata dunia tu buat pe?aku takla rasa extreme sgt.ramai jek org yg wat camtu dgn sebab musabab masing masing.ada kerna wang ringgit,ada yg suka challengenya,ada jugak sebb nak memoyo.bg aku challenge tu yg penting.ilmu yg nak aku dapatkan.i've wasted a lot of my years.kalau aku tak bekerja keras dan bekorban....how am i to play catch up?no i don't want a big fat car,or a big mansion,aku nak ilmu dan pengalaman yg mencabar.sebab melalui jalan yg sukar ia akan buat kita appreciate whateva yg kite kecapi itu...bagi aku jugak kalau tak berkorban abihla...and i have tales to share with others hoping that i could inspire them.kalau ada jodoh and ada anak i can tell them.kalau xde tkpela...adik aku nak dpt anak.gurl pon gurl la.kalau dia nak belaja kenjutsu uncle shaq can ajar!so i can pass my sword!hehee...and my bokken...

moga2 apa jua pilihan hidup aku ia adalah yg terbaik yg dtg dariNya...kerna sapalah aku?

maaf kali ni tkde gambo!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

hakikat


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aight,peah said i'm going nuts and bonkers!ok guys too have hormonal imbalance(shafik says~yeah right!alasan...)

my 1st session of interview with SONY went pretty well(shafik101~alhamdulillah!).whatever comes along just go grab it and give it a shot.insyaAllah its gonna be worth it!haha...i'm still praying and hoping i score the dubai prospect and my long list of other applications in the oil & gas,construction,power plant.i feel i'm more suited in these field probably due to my adventurous nature but bonda said chill dude...God knows best(shafik123~dia takdela ckp mcm tu,but she means that way!Tuhan tahu apa yg terbaik untuk hamba-hambanya)(shafik678~beb lu dah apply kat 50 company tau!hahaha....)(shafik~ye saya amat bangga dgn pencapaian itu!)

a recent ceramah by dr hasan ali enlightened me on love.iye kasih sayang.haaa....ok hari tu aku komplen pasal percubaan menyangi org tapi ala-ala cinta kasih sayang tak terbalas....orait sebenarnya aku dah paham konsep sayang org tapi mcm tak sayang...sebab itu yg sebaiknya..so bila org tu sayang org lain and dia avoid doing such things yg skarang mcm normal love birds buat(mcm not being affectionate,pegang situ sini,peluk sakan ke dll etc bla bla yadda yadda bing bang....still i'm no angel!)(shafiknakal~tau takpe!) and decide to keep it for the time...itu tanda kasih sebenarnya.itu yg sebaiknya dan sebetulnya.so aku pon rasa happy dgn jayanya(shafik101~boss ni slow la!)

so kepada sidang ridaksi para pembaca, mcm biasa aku akan terus mencari keje dan membanyakkan lagi peluang.so i do hope i can land and build a steady and suitable career.kalau dapat fly...lagi sronok.so i can build a base and i can have people visiting me and i can take them jalan-jalan where ever i am la.if possible la....(shafik101~angan-angan bos dikala bulan mengambang!)boleh banje ramai org.kengkawan and lagi-lagi familia aku!ish best best.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

debat

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debat anwar vs shabery chik....

shabery chik should counter anwar with facts and figures and not glorifying past achievements daa...deal with the issues.counter with facts and he was so defensive. to those yelling hidup pak lah.go get a life!he is ruining us by the day...aiyah!who am i kidding.those goons couldn't care less ever with son in law selling off johor to s'pore

anwar delivered.satisfied.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

gundah gulana


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Wahaha...dgn tiba2 aja aku rasa teruja walaupon elina choli telah melabel karya penulisanku yg tak agung itu(kerna keAgungan itu sesungguhnya milikmu Ilahi) sebagai poyo aku pasrah dan tetap gumbira setelah berduka lara bagaikan kacha yang terhempas ke batu...serpihannya berserpih-serpih merata-rata ke seantario dunia.kalau mamat number tu kira ku rasa dia tentu dpt memastikan point of origin.apakah benar?maaf sidang ridaksi...kibijakankan dalam arena ilmu hisab adalah terbatas anda boleh rujuk sahabat karib ku si rafiqa yg mempunyai ijazah sarjana buah kanna dlm arena matematik.

menjawap komentar saudari anies yg bertanyakan bagaimanakah aku tahu dia gemarkan Ella dan bukannya Abu Bakar Ellah?laa....dia jugak yg tulis dia suka Ella.sebab tu la aku tau.

sebenarnya hari ini pada kadar terbitnya mentari di ufuk timur,ku gagahi menaiki kudaku aka Sang Wira Aerobek 1.6Gli utk ke sek universitas utk ambil cek bersama wanita yg ku cuba ku tambat hatinya kembali tp pendek kata tak dapat2 setelah kucuba.akhirnya,elok saja ku mengaku tewas...barangkali perasaan gundah gulana dalam meneruskan adventur aku dalm kehidupan terhenti sebab adventur itu terbatas dlm menjadi runner ibu...kadangkala bigboss...kadangkala makcik...kadangkala adik...kadangkala nenda...kadangkala rakan taulan yg juga pelbagai bentuk benjolan hadapan belakang sisi panjang pendek besar dan kechil.....kerja yg kucari masih belum memanggil.kata ibu sabarla nak!setibanya mungkin berderet-deret....itula.dalam ku membantu rakan taulan timbul juga rasa hollow dan dark abyss dalam hati ini.jiwa tidakla kosong kerja ubat bagi jiwa kosong mudah!solat dan mengaji....

barangkali kitaran kosmos...moodku terumbang ambing bagaikan kapal tidak bernakhoda....aduss aduss...merepek kerepek pepek sungguh entry ku kali ini.bukan apa sekadar utk menghibur hatiku yg gundah!

hooray horay bergumbiraa....sama sama....lalalalalalala lala*ini adalah petikan lirik lagu yg aku pon tak tau tajuknya*

cek project ku berjumlah rm500 nampaknya harus dipulang ke sekola kerna namaku dieja bunyinya begini....huruf kaf sudah hilang!jadila SHAIK....masyaAllah...sudah hampir sikit dgn sheik tp lazimnya lebih menjurus pada SHIT!najis najis....erm alahai....cobaan

keterujaan aku kini lenyap kembali dan aku ditemani bunyi sang kipas, kedinginan malam...now aku feel lonely....

Monday, July 14, 2008

udara,darat,laut


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huyoo...aku dah bertemu hobi baru yg menarik cukup untuk dimasukkan kedalam senarai hobi-hobi aku.aku klasifikasikan udara,darat and laut.

aku suka climb mcm monyet tapi aku bukan monyet.cuma kaum-kaum stone monkeys,ada jugak yg eja stone munckys.ni aku kira hobi udara aku sebad dok tergantung.aku bukannya ada lesen terbang
(shafik101~iye sesungguhnya kau tak boleh terbang!hahahaaa)
(shafik2~no he can't fly!)

ni pulak hoby daratan.well,i do practice kenjutsu.kenjutsu?
(shafik101~kenjutsu is art of the sword aka samurai..paham?older than kendo!i am a brown belt level and subject to a 2nd stage test for black belt level.no we don't have a coloured belting system.nak gb org mudah paham sikit....)
oso jeng jeng jeng tadi gua sudah kena racun main paintball....hullamak tak tipu baik punyaaa....jungle war fare kat bukit cerakah!huyoooo byk cilaka punya wooooo!!!hahahha.....so maka tak jadila aku nak menggalak dlm arena mointain biking sebb min tembak2 lagi best!hahahaha

laut~gua suka pantai dan sungai.oleh itu...alamak
(shafik1234~boss lu silap tajuk la patut kasi taruk....batu,darat and air!)
(shafik~lu tak paham beb...itu mcm nilai nilai estetikla....artsy fartsy ala-ala artis gitu)
(shafik 3456~alah boss...lu lukis ikan serupa itik...apa artisnya...)
(shafik~bikin panas.....!gua head....SOT!ops...)
(shafik101~sah bawak mimpi mcm waktu dia climb kat overhang tak lepas...ngigau beb!)
semlm cousin aku pi diving kat tioman laki bini....;ergh jelesnye aku....hai saba jela mencari keje....dapt keje baru korang tau....hahahaaa

but back to reality,guess what romi said(romi is my kenjutsu sensei who happens to be a paintballer as well)actually quote"korang ni main paintball ni sebb loser ni.....gersang...!"(shafik~hahaha....hit the nail to the coffin nih!)..aiyaa.....ahahhaa..there is some truth though.me and my buds mcmdlm cite Failure to Launch....hahahaaa

hullamak i oso got to know anies is also a fan of ella.yg aku tau aku ngan irina mmg hantu sikit dgn ella.ELLA RAWKS!ARE YOU ENJOY!!hahahhaa....maaf ella.we love you still ...so aku juga akan bakal melinkkan anies dlm blogroller jam aku.so sekian aje blogsikasi ku yg terkini utk tatapan umum.aku harap korang akan terus mensupport kehendak aku utk bekerjaya mcm korang....

bak kata zifi "BAIK PUNYAaaa.........!!"
satu lagi kenyataan yg aku nak bgtau...aku takla hensem mcm pelakon filem tu....tapi manis tu ada....hahahaha
(shafik12345~amboih!nak upcret jugak!)

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Asik cerita liwat jek....nah ko


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Although we don't recommend comparing your sex life to what others consider to be normal, it can be interesting to see how often other couples have intercourse.

Durex Survey (2003) Highlights:

  • People have sex an average of 127 times a year.
  • Three quarters of those polled are happy with their sex lives.
  • Eastern Europeans (Hungarians, Bulgarians, and Russians) are the most sexually active (150).
  • David Beckham was chosen as the sexiest man. George Clooney and Ben Affleck round out the top three.
  • Jennifer Lopez was chosen as the sexiest woman. Catherine Zeta Jones came in second. Halle Berry and Britney Spears tied for third place.
  • 45% of those taking the survey reported having a one night stand.
  • Those in Thailand, China, and Vietnam were the most contented with their sex life.
  • Fins and Russians were the least happy.
  • Americans were low on the frequency list in 2003 at 118 times per year.
  • The three countries with the lowest sexual frequency were Sweden (102), Maylasia (100), and Singapore (96).
  • 48% of women admitted to faking an orgasm.

    According to the Durex Survey (2001):

  • Americans appear to have the most sex at 132 times a year, with the Russians close behind at 122 times a year, the French at 121, and the Greeks at 115.
  • The countries with the lowest frequency of sex are Japan (37 times per), Malaysia (62) and China (69).
  • Couples living together report having sex 146 times per year.
  • Married couples make love 98 times per year.
  • Single folks are having sex the least at 49 times a year.
  • Four percent of the respondents to the survey claim to have sex daily.
  • 57% say they have sex at least once per week.
  • "People around the world would rather go out with their friends than have sex. More than a fifth (22%) choose their peers rather than having sex with a partner (19%), while a further 10% prefer to either play sport or go shopping."

  • ni stats lama gua maik tempek jek!link article asal mana gua dah trtutup....ish ish...asik dgr cerita batang sama dubur aja dalam surat kabar....haah pg tadi aku gi PROTES....

    Saturday, July 05, 2008

    Top 10: Horniest Countries?Huyoo...



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    Sidang pembaca, rupa-rupanya rakyat malaya ni horny!kenapa tak percaya?My dearest readers, we are among the horniest nation in the world!Time to celebrate!!!hahaa....I got the link from our very own local car enthusiast forum.link asal dia korg click kat atas tu!
    http://www.zerotohundred.com/2008/auto-news/malaysia-ranks-7th-in-top-10-horniest-countries/ hahaha.....kite number 7..sebenarnya askmen.com yg buat menatang nih!bila zaman la diorg wat survey gamaknya?

    10:Mexico
    9:Swiss
    8:Spain
    7:Malaya

    In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not — not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we’ll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia’s Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.

    Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she’ll be worth every penny.

    6:Italy
    5:Polska
    4:China
    3:Russia
    2:Brasil
    1:Greece

    Gee...that explains why...personally I think it has a lot to do with taboo and stigma...it just drives people of the wall,craving for more lust i guess!hahaha...dah aku dah bagi link.bacala sendiri kt askmen.com...diorg ni yg bikin article.

    no wonderla aku ni species horny gak?!hahahahaaa.....

    Wednesday, July 02, 2008

    share a joke


    Nik Aziz~cannot tell a lie

    Mahathir~cannot tell the truth

    Pak Lah~cannot tell anything!

    this joke was brought to you by shaq courtesy of aled

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    malayaku


    sheikyermami.com

    Sedang aku melayan cerita politik tanpa sebarang keduburan,kebontotan satu lagi episod liwat main bontot dihidangkan ke pangkuan rakyat malaya.ni yg buat aku lagi menyampah.dulu dia tak liwat pon sebb aku taula doktor yg check bontot sukma tu pakcik aku!!!mahathir mamak kutty tula yg buat cerita...dia pon dah mengaku yg dia setup anwar

    aku masih mencari career permulaan hidop....bilala nak laku ni...sabar ini sume dugaan...

    berbalik kepada fiasco politik tanahair yg aku dok ikut sebb benda ni yg menetukan halatuju masadepan negara and nasib anak cucu,keturunan,peluang pekerjaan and keselesaan hidup...aku rasa time AMNO punya election biarla KuLi yg menang sebb dia ni pandai but terlalu gentleman plak.pak tido plak adalah pemimpin yg bobrok, buduh dan huduh dan dan suke tido.dia juge sering flipflop.aku juga tak minat kepada menteri yg suke bermain C4 and main letup2 org disamping excess baggage berambut ala sarang tebuan/sarang lebah itu....

    aku juga tak setuju dgn polisi pendididikan yg mana menteri yg bermain keris itu sendiri anta anak belaja kat sek internasional.nampk sgt dia pon tak yakin dgn sistem cancangan nya sendiri.alahai.......

    kalaula ATM and polis kite buat coup de tat mcm kat siam tu kang baguih....pastu org tak gune kite tembak aje mcm revolusi iran.hahaaa....oh wishful thinking nya

    Thursday, June 26, 2008

    Sistem yg kacau


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    Sometimes we're so quick in judging people and at times dictating them on what we think right. Our standards of doing things without respecting their feelings with utter disregard of their explaination(s). Oh humans!how we always forget, oh how we always think we're bagusla sangat. I just have this revelation of jotting down because I felt that way just a while ago. Its just me I guess. Though I'm usually optimistic and positive sometimes the system just go bezerks!heh...I just felt bad kot!rasa bersalah...

    Sistem aku agak kacau!

    Hooray game Turks vs Germany.Steady Germans!

    Wednesday, June 25, 2008

    Feeling optimistic

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    Today I got a letter from Boustead Holdings citing there is not suitable placement for me and Hughes and Baker(I was among the 51 applicant being reviewed...okla tu) they did consider my application!Reason to feel happy and optimistic in my job hut.So doakan kejayaan aku yah esp for my Dubai application kay yg sedang di review ok...ok?!

    Bittersweet feeling


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    It 2:04am. I'm at home in my living room.The TV's ON and Kwek Mambo Anita is on Astro Prima. Aman Shahs' rendition of Mama Pakai Celana and I've switched to Discovery Channel.Geee....guess what KLCC's on show! One of Che Det's megalomaniac kaboombox. So the architect is an Argentinian Mr. Pelli.Deadline 3 years!Wow!I'm equally impressed...Back to my title. Today I sort have a bittersweet feeling though it good to hear that someone is safely back from the island
    (shafik101~argh!jelesnya daku.hujung minggu ni plak si elina nak gi pulau gak!!!jeless.....) though you don't actually get a call citing a safe return.
    (shafik1~yang ko nak emo apsal?)
    (shafik~I dunno la geng?Ada kena mengena dgn bintang kot!)
    (shafik2~I thought hang tak percaya?)
    (shafik~Mana percaya...bagi alasan ajek!hehe)

    About 2:30pm I went out to shah alam to meet up the fellas.Wak and Alang. Both equally have impressive uni track record and like me still in search of a career.Nope we don't want a job we want to build a career! Alang cited that patience is a virtue. Like during our intra we were the last batch to gain placement despite a good string of results and extra curricular activities. Its good to hear such words of encouragement. Felt a lot better.
    (shafik1~jadi awat yg hang ada bittersweet feeling?)
    (shafik~I wanted to share my something with someone but erm...entahla bila bgtau mcm no semangat je)
    (shafik2~awat hang habaq?kah kah.buduh!)
    (shafik~nak dpt word of encouragement and mintak tolong doakan jugakla!haha)

    Tapi setelah dipikiorkan sebenarnya tak wajarla nak rasa bitter sebab such negative feelings akan kelak memakan diri. Bitterness is a bad feeling. So at least when I pen my thoughts it just feels a lot better. I do hope if you feel down just sweat it out ka.aku pi main futsal tadi...lega jugak rasa.pastu peah nak join aku jogging petang2.tidak aku sorang je lari.ptg td tak jogging.gi minum...mlm dpt blow of some steam bestla gak.alamak dah 2:30am,jap gi nak pi dusun.so i'm off and nak solat dulu.

    So if any of you happen to read this I NEED A CAREER and I don't feel bitter like bitter gourde.Now I'm happily smiling =)
    LEGAAAaaaaaa..........

    Tuesday, June 24, 2008

    Demahacracy(demahacrazy?)


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    Shortly after I published my open reply to Dr Mahathir on the Salleh Abas saga, Justice Ian Chin made his shocking revelation about how Dr Mahathir had allegedly threatened Judges at a conference. Justice Ian Chin further alleged that he was sent to a "boot camp". According to His Lordship, the boot camp was without doubt "an attempt to indoctrinate those attending the boot camp to hold the view that the government interest as being more important than all else when we are considering our judgement”.

    Dr Mahathir of course denied the accusation. A startling revelation however came out from his denial. He somewhat candidly revealed that Judges were actually made to attend "courses on Tatanegara or National Creed at work camps". For ease of reference, the followings are what he actually said:

    "As for the boot camp, our military forces may have it. But what we did have were courses on "Tata Negara" or "National Creed" at work camps. At such courses the speakers try to explain Malaysia's political system with particular reference to the BN concept, ethics and moral values and democracy in Malaysia. Participants included civil servants, corporate leaders, politicians and university staff. I suppose judges also attended. For three to five days the participants stayed at the camps and followed certain programs. This included getting up very early in the morning (for prayers for Muslims), physical exercises and many hours of lectures. One of the chores was to wash your own dirty plates after a simple meal. When I gave talks at these work camps I too wash my dirty dishes. It was part of leadership by example. Thousands of people from all walks of life attended these work camps. There were hardly any complaints. I was told by a judge who was in the same batch as Chin J that he absconded before the course was over. Perhaps he did not like getting up early and washing his own dirty plates".

    How very interesting. I have hinted in my open reply to Dr Mahathir that he had at least misunderstood the doctrine of separation of powers. To ask Judges to attend a work camp together with civil servants, corporate leaders, politicians and university staffs where they are made to hear lectures on "Malaysia's political system with particular reference to the BN concept, ethics and moral values and democracy in Malaysia" is ...

    Read more here fellas!
    http://thegazerofnavels.blogspot.com/2008/06/demahacracy-warped-democracy.html

    Thursday, June 19, 2008

    Reality check


    http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/6/h/absolut_corruption.jpg

    Recently, Government announced that the pay out subsidy for private cars below 2000cc, SUVs below 2500cc and motorcycles below 250cc be made on cash, via all the post offices in the country.

    RM billions have been put aside for this exercise, meant to alleviate the burden of the much thought to be a ‘Flip-Flop’ decision of the exorbitant increase in retail price of petrol and diesel two weeks ago. The exercise was said to be decided by the ‘Cabinet technocrats’ Second Finance Minister Tan Sri Nor Mohamed Yackop, Minister in the PM’s Department (in charge of EPU) Dato’ Amirsham Aziz and Agriculture and Agrobase Industry Minister Dato’ Mustapha Mohamad (from his NEAC experience), in a discussion meant to address the issue of IPPs and the affect on electricity tariffs. Eventually, someone proposed to unlift all subsidies on retail petrol and diesel eventually and pushed for PM ‘Flip-Flop’ Dato’ Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to announce hastily.

    Maybe the public is not aware who are the shareholders of Pos Malaysia Services Holdings Bhd., the wholly own parent company of Pos Malaysia which has been given the authority and funds to channel these monies.

    As of two years ago, pre-merger with ECM Libra, Avenue Capital Resources Bhd. owns 15.6% of Pos Malaysia Services Holdings Bhd. When the merger was successfully announced August 2006, which received approval of all the authorities (despite the attention drawn to the highly dodgy deal of ECM Libra merging with a much bigger firm and eventually took control), it was still believed that presently, ECM Libra still has the strategic 15.6% holdings of Pos Malaysia Services Holdings Bhd.

    So who actually benefitted from this subsidy payout scheme?

    If the amount is in the neighbourhood of RM 1 billion, then long term deposit with a commercial bank, Pos Malaysia or indirectly, ECM Libra would have made RM 39 million per annum or RM 106, 849.32 daily.


    sourced:
    http://www.malaysia-today.net/2008/content/view/8946/84/
    http://bigdogdotcom.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/
    who-really-made-money-from-the-rm-62500car-subsidy-pay-out/

    Tuesday, June 17, 2008

    points to ponder


    buka minda...let us think shall we?feel free to click and and enlarge!feel free to distribute it!

    LU PIKIRLA SENDIRI!quote bang bil

    JUST SHARING FOR LAUGH!

    source unknown
    (actually tuan badan sudah lupa maah.tadi backup laptop sudah jumpa punye!)

    comments?hahaa

    Keeping cool.Thumbs up

    http://www.sonoma.edu/pubs/nb/4_19_04/images/thumbsup.jpg

    Being a leader you're bound to be scrutinize under a microscope. It is good to have a concern citizen among the BMI fraternity. That concern citizen student is a fellow blogger called mr. bearzz
    (shafik101~I think he is a bear aficionado!)
    (shafik1~bila zaman hang cakap omputeh?)
    (shafik2~kang dia wat ckp jepun lagi leceh!)
    (shafik101~my japanese is very rusty.i think i should borrow shaza's linguaphone!)
    (shafik1234~dia buat dah....)

    I think what he is doing is excellent especially on the leadership. I was a student representative and I have to admit things weren't always that smooth sailing but we sailed through. I have to admit partly that I had a really good and strong team more than able to work independently. Those were the days. Ooh!

    At times comments and criticism hits hard on you, it is easy to put blame on others or does it? Being on top commands respect. How you speak up your minds shows your level of intellect and maturity. Its been a while since I last wrote is a serious manner for I am one hell of a laid back, relax not so old chap but I have 0 tolerance for incompetency! After reading the unikl community blog it is definitely a good step in better "student governance" so to speak!

    I had numerous ideas and thoughts but unfortunately putting studies first
    (shafik~I am a self sponsored student. I was quite close with the finance dept officer esp the bigboss pn yusmaidar...and with other staff as well. That is how I know some bits and pieces on the $ stories)

    Anyway,back to reality I do hope the JPM (formerly known as JPP) will contribute their side of the story, give feedbacks~the bad,the good,the ugly and treat the discussion in a open and engaging manner. Sometimes, people will crack their whip but to overcome this its best that one equip himself/herself with knowledge. Respect others and people will respect back!

    I for one am far from perfection.Who cares we are only human. Pleasing everyone is impossible. Staying true to oneself is one thing and that is important. So I do hope the komunitas will go on scrutinizing but hear them say. Listen to their side as well. Only then draw a conclusion.
    (shafik1234~jgn hentam aje.bagi peluang mereka mencelah)
    (shafik~being hentam is part and parcel of being a leader!)
    (shafikoso~that is why we need a capable leader otherwise all Barang Naik maa!)
    (shafik~hahahaaa....true true)

    But if they just keep on quiet?
    (shafiksays~no stand!what else?engage in an intellectual debate.matured and cultured.baru betul!)

    So my hope is that things will get better soon.InsyaAllah
    (shafik101~change government is it?)
    (shafik~PANG!ini bukan politikal blog la...gua tak register pon kat SOPO central!)
    (shafik101~adei...)

    Friday, June 13, 2008

    antara kartun kegemaran



    this was my favourite cartoon.so lets refresh shall we...



    and this one



    yg ni plak?



    voltron?



    dah melalut tu tak masuk GI Joe,TMNT(teenage mutant ninja turtles)....so nak tau lagi youtube jek!

    80's cartoon



    azan and mr bearzz left a comment on my tribute to the 80's cartoon.mr bearzz did asked me on some info about a group of heroes riding a cybernetic horse.he was not sure of the cartoon so haha kacang je saber riders and the star sheriff.so here is a fresh reminder to the 80's people



    ni aku wat spesel utk mr bearszz...

    so i hope if you're and 80's baby pastu tensen and if you happen to cross my blog i sincerely do hope i managed to put a smile on your faces!hehee....
    (shafik1~ya Allah tuan kite ni kaki kartun rupenye!suka sgt tgk TV)
    (shafik2~itulah rahsia muda remaja dia barangkali!)
    (shafik~aku dah maki tua la....tapi yg penting jiwa muda hahaha....)
    (shafik123~ingat jugak MATI!jgn lupooo)

    you know what 80's cartoon has all this cool openings.remember voltron?
    (shafik~defenders of the universe!)
    centurions?power x-treme...........hahaha

    so this goes to azan.i hope he is happy!haha

    Wednesday, June 11, 2008

    yesterday was history...

    http://finifenmaa.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/confused___by_mushy_pea.jpg


    Yesterday i had spent almost the whole day with her.she woke me up.so i just go hit the showers!
    (shafik wouldn't want to see her all busuk,tak mandi,taik mata melekat wouldn't he?)

    so she is leaving for singgah porah with a bunch of girls(women?) and man(most of them tak sunat~usually aku refer sebagai kulup!hahahaa)
    (shafik1~nampak gayanya tuan besar sedang senyum sinis!kulop kulop)

    apa-apajalan(anyway), we had a bom meletup kebaboo outing(blast la!).here is the situation being together but not together
    (shafik2 kepada shafik1~beb!camne tu beb?)
    (shafik1~itu maksudnya..........urm.....entahla.macam ada pape tapi tade pape!tak kompleks ke?)
    (shafik~kompleks la....tapi aku hanya berserah pada takdir.hati kata sayang.perasaan pon sayang.mestila sayang....tapi keadaannya kami tidak bersama!)
    (shafik101~boss aku ni mmg pelik sikit orgnya kengkadang....)

    we went to cenieleisure,cineleisure aku tak surela yg mana satu yg ke-2 tu lagi betul bunyinya....tgk cite kungfu panda.walaupon hanya kartun ia byk mengajar kite supaya percaya kat kebolehan diri.kengkadang kite ada kebolehan atau keupayaan yg kite sendiri tak sedari.org lain sedar tapi yg plg utama diri sendiri yg mesti sedar.kalau tak serupa jek tak payah ada kesedaran.

    aku pon tak sure la ada ke org yg baca blog aku ni....sebab mcm aku ckp erk tulis dlm karangan seblm ini statistik 2-3 je org baca secara amnya.
    (shafik101~silalah kecualikan blog2 power mcm MT ke,rantings ke,si yasmin the storyteller ke!itu liga premier.)

    si dia yg masih menyayangi aku
    (shafik berasa gumbira disayangi walaupon kengkadang berasa jeles dgn kawanan kulop)
    (shafik2~saya mencadangkan mereka bersunat kalau tak ko asik panggil kulop jek!)
    (shafik3~teringat guru bahasa melayu/malaysia cikgu rahim "rambo" yg selalu pernah mereka cerita kulop besar dan kulop kechil waktu F1....kami hanya gelak taktau apakah itu kulop...)
    (shafik1234~korang takde kulop sebb tu la!hahahahahahahahah)

    akan berangkat ke singgah porah
    raqi rosla pula sudah pulang ke daratan dr lautan
    si gel pula tak turun dr langit
    shafik masih mencari kerja
    tetiba pula teringat ramai rakan taulan

    shafik rasa entry ini ibarat sampah
    ayam tak patuk
    itik tak sudu

    okla....aku merepek.babai

    Thursday, June 05, 2008

    lagu untukmu

    aku masih dalam mood jiwang aku ni.lagu ni aku utuskan khas buat irina(note~dia bukan awek saya tapi saya tetap menyayangi beliau ok?kami masih berkawan baik dan keluar sekali-sekala)



    Kau begitu sempurna
    Dimataku kau begitu indah
    Kau membuat diriku akan slalu memujimu

    Disetiap langkahku
    Kukan slalu memikirkan dirimu
    Tak bisa kubayangkan hidupku tanpa cintamu

    Janganlah kau tinggalkan diriku
    Takkan mampu menghadapi semua
    Hanya bersamamu ku akan bisa

    [Reff:]
    Kau adalah darahku
    Kau adalah jantungku
    Kau adalah hidupku
    Lengkapi diriku
    Oh sayangku, kau begitu
    Sempurna... Sempurna...

    Kau genggam tanganku
    Saat diriku lemah dan terjatuh
    Kau bisikkan kata dan hapus semua sesalku

    Janganlah kau tinggalkan diriku
    Takkan mampu menghadapi semua
    Hanya bersamamu ku akan bisa

    [Reff:]
    Kau adalah darahku
    Kau adalah jantungku
    Kau adalah hidupku
    Lengkapi diriku
    Oh sayangku, kau begitu
    Sempurna... Sempurna...

    Kau genggam tanganku
    Saat diriku lemah dan terjatuh
    Kau bisikkan kata dan hapus semua sesalku

    shafik feels that this is very very very touching and meaningful song for that special someone!

    memandangkan phone 1G dah penuh dgn msg yg lalu yg aku simpan aku rasa baik aku simpan kat alam siber maya ini....so aku bleh padam kat phone aku!

    berbaring mengira bintang harapan,
    di langit terang,miss u sayang!

    ~she was a "Pantuner"

    this is in french(dia belaja jugak!adik dia sekolah kat sana oo!)
    Je t'aime toujour.Enjoy classes sayang.Bisous

    aku takdela paham tapi aku tau i love you ni!pastu yadda yada tatau

    pantun lagi:
    Kura-kura dalam kotak,awak hensem jugakla botak!

    Budak2 main ceper,study biar dpt 4 leper(4 FLAT!gotit?)

    ada lagi tau!

    Pendek bulat budak comel,
    Suka pada si keding tinggi,
    Eventho saya kuat mengomel,
    Awak layan jugak macho sekali!

    Telinga capang si rambut berus,
    Yang penting hatinya tulus,
    Akhlaknya bagus,
    Baru bahagia trus menerus

    Friday, May 30, 2008

    semalam dan hari ini


    yesterday....
    all my troubles seemed so far away....

    HECK!yesterday semalam I'd spent my morning pagi hari up till afternoon~evening youtubing everything 80's!ok the hairdo is not the highlight of the 80's mind you BUT the cartoon's and TV shows were the best.Tak tipu beb
    (shafik101~aku youtube segala tajuk kartun!dari saber riders and the star sheriffsnye,care bears la,spiral zonenye,the centurions,cite ghostbuster,MASK,thundercat,silverhawk,dinoriders,dinosaucers,smurf, voltron.....pergh aku ni suke tgk cartoon rupanya.....sapa ingat cite starcom?wheeled worriors?haaaa......)
    (shafik1~kalau kengkawan ko baca hasil karya ko kali ni sure diorg tumpang senyum sokmo!)
    (shafik101~oleh itu ko kene tempek code dari youtube!)
    (shafik2 si mistirius~ya aku akan try cuba!hahahahaha tapi tak boleh dpat pulak si youtube ni)
    (shafik101~da boley la!)



    80's cartoon,funny,hillarious,drama all got mah!guitar riffs!bertuah nak jumpa such things in today's cartoon.there is actually a dedicated website (shafik101~alamak lupa pulak!nanti wa google pastu wa tempek kasi itu link utk tatapan bersama!)

    (shafik2~da jumpa beb retrojunk.com)
    (shafik101~barula cara!kalau tak salah tu ko amik yg MASK ek?)
    (shafik1~campur campur)

    anyway,I read irina's blog.sgtla sweet bagaikan gula gula....hati tersentuh membacanya.yelah kite terima kadangkala cinta itu tidak bersatu.mungkin juga jalan yg terpisah akan bercantum kelak kat belah depan-depan sikit....manalah tau.kadang-kadang kita kena sacrifice and chart our own voyage untuk mencari jalan itu......I can't never write like that!so sincere and good english mind you!
    (shafik109~ala rojak je.....janji happy!)
    (shafik2~hullamak itu thundercat mmg cara la beb!)
    (shafik~wa tau wa tau!itu pasal wa kasi letak sama YM gua!)
    (shafik109~hampeh natang berok....diorg tak layan aku)


    as usual blog reading and hopping gua membawa kepada blog suria yg nampaknya dalam keadaan berduka....kesian diri beliau.tapi takpe aku rasa tension keje tu...
    (shafik123~anak dia comel,suami pon penyayang....so alhamdulillah aje...happy famili.bagus didengari)
    (shafik101~engko lain tensen lari hutan, main batu......terjun sungai!)
    (shafik~bujang trang tang tang begitula.....)
    (shafik101~paling tenang pi masjid,semayang jemaah,baca quran...confirm!tapi hati mau ikhlas ah?)
    (shafik-shafik nampaknya sgt bersetuju dalam hal ini......contoh jawapan confirm betul)

    so if you call youself an 80's baby like me.....then kalau rasa down pergije kat website yg aku syorkan itu
    (shafik1234~hidup captain power and the soldiers of the future)
    (shafika says~CARE BEARS STARE!)
    (shafik101~POWER X-TREME!)

    dah dah tak larat aku.....kalau forum filem kartun zaman aku kecik-kecik sampai esok pon tak abis!so selamat semua....selamat meneruskan kehidupan di dunia yg fana ini!sekian tq

    Sunday, May 25, 2008

    perjalananku

    setelah kecelaruan diri shafik agak reda seadanya beliau terus membawa diri ke taman negara pahang pula...

    sidang pembaca,maafkan shafik kerna beliau tidak dapat mengupload gambar sekitar adventurnya ke redang dan kini beliau my merah kehitaman dibakar panas teriknya matahari pahang darul makmur pulang membawa sedikit kisah rentetan coretan secebis perjalanan adventurnya

    so there i was, kuala tembeling.invoking memories of the past when me and my buds first organized our trip to taman negara pahang. kuala tembeling is one of the entry points to taman negara pahang exiting via kuala tahan...a 3 hrs long boat ride!fuyoh

    anyways, this trip is all about melayan kerenah pelancong dr singghporah yg telah dapat beberapa ketulan batu dan insyaAllah sebahagian johor kerna sibedebah hanjing hitam dari jelebu,nogori sembilan yg telah bersekongkol dgn bapak imam hadhari ada hari pirah lu boleh belah...~jual air kt s'pore 3 sen...pahang nak jual kat selangor pon 5 sen!?apadaaa(sedikit selingan)
    (shafik-shafik bersekutu sama2 bersetuju dalam hal ini!)

    ya tidak dinafikan hati ini masih terluka tatkala mendengar lagu dr budak AF yg dulu gemok tapi sekanrang dah kurus
    (shafik1~kalau tak tak commercialla)
    (shafik2~idokle sgt....sebenonya itu persepsi pepsi je....aku rasa media cetak dan media elektronik yg suke wat cite.....paper malaya ibarat sampah yg hanya kerjanya mengampu bukannya sebagai wacana minda,wadah pembina ketamadunan.....nasib baik ada blog!padan muke pemerintah)
    (shafik3~korang dah menyimpang la beb!*ye aku pon nak tgk najis kena tindakan mahkamah*)

    so aku kena handle budak s'pore yg kena berbasikan 58km dr kuala tembeling ke kuala tahan sebab cikgu diorang suruh dan ini adalah sebahagian kurikulum sekolah mereka!haaa.....kat bab ini aku rasa betapa tak rock nya kurikulum kita...so bebudak ni dtg dr sek catholic high.Sec3.
    (shafik101~Sec3 tu kiranya mcm Tingkatan 3la.....Secondary 3.....)

    Kat bab ni aku salute syllabus diorang.Sec1 diorg wajib camp kan sekolah mcm yg kita dok wat tu....pastu Sec2 kat siggahporah ...pastu ni kire overseas tripla!menarikkan?
    (shafik101~time2 nila aku rasa nak jd menteri....nak pegang portfolio pelajaran.lagi satu yg aku minat adalah yg berkaitan alam sekitar.....tak ke best kalau sume sekolah kat mesia ni offer 3rd language.watla sek yg khas ajor french ke,tamil,mandarin,jepun,german,dll.....kang aku sembang politik susah pulak................)
    (shafik2~ko sembang je lagi baik dr taip.....silap taip masalah problem pulak kang!)

    so pendek cite berkayuhla mereka.aku kesian pon ada
    (shafik2~kesian sebab mcm bebal semacm tatau kayuh basikal....aku taula penah,tapi adaka kayuh naik bukit duduk!dey kalau ko pandai main gear mountain bike takpe jgk...berdirila bagi extra torque kalau pakai low gear....as you reach the top nak turun pakai jela tenaga keupayaan pastu dah build up speed....kayuh lagi layan naik bukit!!!!!aku dgn member baru aku Bala si pemandu lori tak abih2 geleng kepala!)

    so trip kali ini banyak membawa kesimpulan iaitu bebudak rakyat malaya yg sebaya dgn diorang bak di kampung atau bandar kalau berperang confirm kita tapau diorng bigtime!

    syllabus diorng lagi mantap ......woi hisham apa yg ko bikin?hayun keris pandai!!
    (shafik101~jgn tiru aksi sedemikian kerna ini menunjukkan betapa rendah dan sengkek pemikiran ahli politikus kita yg masih teraba-raba dan ditakuk lama)

    org2 kat kampung sgt muhibbah!aku sgt seronok duduk kat sana....abg wan yg mukanya mcm cinakui tp melayu amat fasih berbahasa cina kanton.bala boleh layan lagu ramlah ram dan dangdut amalina dalam lori 1 tannya bersama-sama aku dan zam!Sulaiman aka uncle man..layan ckp tamil baek punya!!!mmg syiok.....lepak dgn guide Ah Hi,hullamak ckp melayu kalah org melayu beb...ini baru truly malaysiannya feel beb!

    ye walaupon aku makin hitam kerna trip2 aku ini...aku rasa puas.....tak dinafikan ia turut membantu heal my soul
    (shafik2 yg nakal~boss rasa nak makan tapak tak?sole!hahahahah)
    (shafik yg boss~nak tapak ko!)
    (shafik2~adei!)

    hahahahaaa....padan muko!

    anyways,thesedays mmg aku dok layan lagu aizat sebab ada kena mengena dgn story of my life la......gua main copy paste jek lagu ni....takdela hapal seketul seketul....hati aku rasa like thisla...this is for the special sumone.....i do have a problem la.....erm

    Ku cuba redakan relung hati
    Bayangmu yang berlalu pergi
    Terlukis di dalam kenangan
    Bebas bermain di hatiku

    Cerita tentang masa lalu
    Cerita tentang kau dan aku
    Kini tinggal hanya kenangan
    Kau abadi di dalam hatiku

    Harusnya takkan ku biarkan engkau pergi
    (aku rasa bunyinya "
    Harusnya nyatakan ku biarkan engkau pergi")
    Membuat ku terpuruk rasa ingin mati
    (membuatku terkurung rasa ingin mati)
    Derita yang mendera kapan akan berakhir
    (derita yg mendera takkan berakhir)
    Hanya engkau yang mampu taklukkan hatiku
    (bukan ke "takluki")

    Cerita tentang masa lalu
    Cerita tentang kau dan aku
    Kini tinggal hanya kenangan
    Kau abadi di dalam hatiku

    Harusnya takkan ku biarkan kau pergi
    Membuat ku terpuruk rasa ingin mati
    Derita yang mendera kapan akan berakhir
    Hanya engkau yang mampu taklukkan hatiku

    Aku cinta ooohhhhhh
    Aku cinta oooooooo
    Aku cinta ooohhhhhh
    Aku cinta oooooooo

    Harusnya takkan ku biarkan engkau pergi
    Membuat ku terpuruk rasa ingin mati
    Derita yang mendera kapan akan berakhir
    Hanya engkau yang mampu taklukkan hatiku

    Aku cinta ooohhhhhh
    Aku cinta oooooooo
    Aku cinta ooohhhhhh
    Aku cinta oooooooo

    Hanya engkau yang mampu taklukkan hatiku
    ooooo



    kalau silap ke benda ke...aku pon tatau.yup i have no idea.but i like this song....deep and meaningful......so this time.i wont be sticking up a pic coz i cant seem to find the right theme.....and yes i'm feeling a bit lazy after this trip....oh duit keje tu aku dah beli sandal teva....peah still owes me and i need it to get sumthing for her i truly care but sudah terbang(shafik shafik.....gerammya aku kt ko!)

    Monday, May 19, 2008

    pelik tapi benar.kaedah confusekan diri


    www.technabob.com

    hullamak....aku baru je balik dari redang hari jumaat yg lalu....wak tolong anta sampai umah sesudah solat jumaat kat masjid simpang 3!hari jumaat 16/5/08...kira-kiranya sekarang sampailah masanya aku patut sibuk cari kerja!

    tapi kepala hotak aku agak terganggu....hati pon agak lara...
    (shafik2 si nakal:ngok!bukan agak lara mmg lara daa......)
    (shafik3 si baik sikit:luuu cakap bebaik sikit dgn boss!)
    (shafik2:...ok sorry boss!)
    hah!dimaafkan....

    i'll give 2 ibu jari kaki dan tangan up!it was a blast...we had a GAY trip....12 jantan bujang trang tang tang....ada yg dah berpunya,ada yg ada org nak masuk meminang...ada yg confuse(bukan dgn sexualitynya tapi statusnya~sebenarnya dia ni bebal sikit)
    (shafik2 yg salah niat:huyoo!huyoo!bangkung!bangkung!)
    (shafik3:woih!)
    (shafik2 pon tersipu-sipu dan tersengih dan terhegeh-hegeh setelah kepalanya dihentak beberapa kali kt hujung katil kayu jati!)

    ha!bunyi mmgla GAY tapi ni GAY yg happy happy belaka(orang ganu kate hepi sokmo...la =D)

    disimpulkan kat sana mmg layan(nak tau pegila sendiri!~shafik-shafik bersetuju bersama-sama dan saling menganggukkan kepala...kalau cite kang panjang sangat...nak tau boleh contact org yg dok sana...tanya irina pon boleh~irina ni shafik punya gf tapi itu dulula)

    (shafik yg nakal~itula boss tu sengal sikit...bab2 aweks ni...mmg fail la dude!)
    (yg baik sikit tu berkata pulak~dah dia mmg camtu..kalau bab kire2 letrek ni dia pandaila....org mana boleh main kire2 estimate!....)
    tapi kalau ikut mamat numbers tu actually kite bolehla budget sebab...
    (shafik2 yg nakal dan agak kejam:itu film numbers dia pon terer...ko tu biasa2 aje....bos apsal tulis blog camni?)

    dah bukannya ada org nak baca sgt pon....ini kira luahan perasaan la..kalau nak bercakap hal2 ni gua fail beb..FAIL!lagipon org tak bace sgt....statistic ckp 2-3 je bace sehari tau.apa lu ingat ni MT ke?1.5mill hits sehari~link kat tepi!

    shafik-shafik bersaudara:itula boss lu lmbt sgt.keretapi dah jalan?nak keja ke?hahahaha......dah lambat...siap ada balak cinan sudah mau ngorat lagi tu
    (shafik nakal up sikit:...ehehehehhe....tah sunat tah tidak?!uweekkk)
    (shafik3 yg baik sikit:weih!jgnla camtu...kalau dah suke dia masuk Islam kan bagus!pikirla posotof....erk silap +ve sikit.itu boleh kasi adjustla)

    haah betul.tgk mcm si shikin dgn dennis tu.terharu aku siap bagi salam kat aku waktu aku berkenalan dgn dia....kan bagus!yg penting kalau tak dapat pon dia bahagia.jodoh, rezeki and ajal maut kat tangan Ilahi tau!alaaa...itu bab potong settlela...

    skang ni aku rasa lame and loser sgt ni....selalu camni.bak kate si dia...gua ni constant je.kalau bab2 camni tak expressive let alone romantic langsung....aduh aduh adeh...bila dah kena baru nak menyesal....menang sorak kampung tergadai...mcm tak kena pulak context ayat ini....sudah terhantuk baru.....erm gua tak ingatla

    (shafik bersekutu:sebenarnya apa masalah boss?)

    aku ni selalu je ada alasan.walhal kalau aku buat hal aku tak kire dah....climbing, studies, project bersungguh-sungguh boleh kunci diri kurung diri tapi hal gini WORST!logikla kalau org dah beli teket naik keretapi blah terus taknak tgk belakang so jadila aku tahap LU SAPE MAMAT!?adeh malu malu.....mungkin takde jodoh

    (shafik3 yg baik hati:sabar bos sabar...ada hikmah.jgn persoal apa yg Allah bagi.ingat tak khutbah jumaat hari tu?!haaa.....khutbah ke-2.ke yg minggu lepas lagi hah?minggu ni pasal rejim zionis la....sempena hari israel laknatullah..ala tak kisah la...)

    hmmphh betul betul......tapi menarik jugak tulis blog camni kan?hahaha....boleh bikin onar
    (shafik lagi satu:setuju!setuju!)

    itula waktu nun jauh kat pulau sambil jalan dgn alang kat longbeach yg pasirnya halus putih and bersih....selangkah teringt selangkah teringat.balik tu tk pulak aku msg I,anto kat kwn baik beliau ckp betapa rindunya kat I tapi terlambat gamaknya...

    tidak gua nak planning baik punya since lam+abah sibuk nak merisik,mama+tok dah pon approve(shafik lagi sekoq mencelah~woi sengal kalau tuan badan tanak TAKDE MAKNANYEEE................!sengal perasan...lu ingat lu abih baguih ke?ada cinakui nak ngorat beb...sure stylo mylo...takdenye selekeh babi mcm ko jumpa tak mandi pakai suar climb...anto keropok and buah?LAME beb LAME)

    erm...ye takye gak..wa ingat nak bawak dia gi "open water" pastu propose la....ala2 mat salleh gitu walaupon wa pernah ckp takmo wat camtu.sebenarnya nak wat camtu....hehee...tapi takde la aku propose dlm air....itu time nak amik gambo.tak pon tolong kutip sampah je!
    (shafik brutal~nampak gayour ko,odeng n azan jela)

    apa lagi yg ko nak wat?(ni dialog shafik2 bersekutu!mereka saling pandang memandang)
    huih.....bagi bunga tiap2 hari pon best....tapi masalah la...aku ni tang duit...erk!sengkek je manjang.main cinta pon pakai duit beb.walaupon aku tau si dia mmg tak berapa kisah(kisah sebenarnya....alasan duit gua ni boleh bikin hati panas!kat lain boleh abis kat aku?ha...jawap jawap!).....itula.gua dah silap.

    dalam aku taip pattern ni teringat pulak aku kat cite yg paling gua laya sindarela.....aku ni dreamer mcm boss dia la.last2 dpt kat org lain.yg lagi romantik....keta besa,wang besa.....pastu panas je....gi ada affair dgn org lain.mamat tu dah sikit punya gentle.tapi kena jugak dgn sharifah amani(kesukaanku itu!)......GEDEBAB!

    so kesimpulannya?lu nak kejar ke itu train
    (shafik 69:kejarla sikti....sanggup ke ko nak dia dimengorati oleh jejaka berkulup itu!?)
    zizan raja lawak mencelah"EKAU TORAILA"(engkau tryla....cubaan beliau utk ckp N9)

    aduh....kesimpulannya hati mmgla lara....tapi kalau wa givup serupa macm gua tak grad beb....fulus pon xda(shafik2-3 berbisik:bukan soal wangla).....tapi duit main peranan beb.gua dgn poket kosg,kepala lintang pukang......org dah tanak,si kulup lagi.....apa cer?mati akal beb....kalau nak sayang patutnya seamless je....nak payah la nak berkira pon(duit.....duit)...........so aku kenala cari keje gak

    bagus jgk terjumpa mr d dgn puan siti kat gmbak.ada pulak yg mintak resume ASAP lak tu.mugkin rezeki aku gamaknya.yg ni naik keretapi lu pon.....gua nak naik shinkansen...kena try gak coba.....sambil tu carila apa yg patut.kalau dpt yg mr d tu,dok perlis la kejap wat CCTV and security kat sempadan(best jugak tu!).....gaji 1700-1800 bolehla.dok umah tok,makan kat umah ngah kiah,gi urut kat umah tok long man,xul pon dok sana,ujung minggu kalau tak keje gi gua kelam......entahla....watatau watatau gaban

    shafik2~sesimple simple ko kompleks jgk kan
    shafik3~sebab tu dia fail bab cintan cintun ni
    shafik4~tak sesuai kot
    shafik69~mungkin tapi boss ni tak betul2 pukul abis!

    entahla.aku pon tak tahu.ko rasa kalau org baca apa yg aku tulis ni....agak2 diorg rasa aku ni boleh pakai tak?

    sharkpitt~this is creative writing.this is your blog.don't give a shit!
    sharkpig~urm.....please no cursing....ASSHOLE!
    shafik3(dia ni yg baik)~dah sudah sudah....

    i guess its high time for me to just grow up.give a good knock on my head.wake up and smell the coffee.you're gonno be an uncle around august.mdm mai pon pesan dia ckp you're gonna be somebody and she is pretty darn sure about that as long as i don't screw up.amin i said.nah!i'm done screwing up.so all yg baca doa2kan aku berjaya kat muka bumi tuhan ni.kaki rasa berat nak melangkah tapi aku nak melangkah jauh supaya tak selesa and complacent.mungkin inilah peluang aku.yg penting aku harap,kalau tak dapat pon biarla aku mencuba sebaik mungkin....takpe takde peluang pon biar aku try.janji gua puas....kalau aku boleh panjat,jatuh byk kali aku terus panjat sampai anchor....maksudnya aku tak boleh mengalah

    so shafik GROW UPla...sengal!

    yela yela....haha..aku tuka wallet tu petanda awalla jugak.aku ni stuck in a time warp.....
    (shafik5760:bawak sekali hati ko yg lara tu!)

    OK!

    Friday, May 09, 2008

    Ready,set and go!


    InsyaAllah I'll be kicking the sand of Redang next week.13-15 May 08. Finish uni road trip.All 15 of us. I just can't wait. RM300 only!(during peak period~it pays to have local friends).Hey what a bargain!.Seronoknya gantung hammock ku!Rahsia gantung hammock?Gunakan ikatan clove hitch atau simpulan manuk.

    Sidang pembaca dijemput berangan sekali!hihihii.....

    Saturday, May 03, 2008

    Syukur

    Finally after 3 years,
    ...Alhamdulillah...
    Now, a new chapter begins and the adventure continues.

    Ingin sekali diri ini melangkah jauh menongkah arus, memijak muka bumi Tuhan ini membawa diri menikmati kebesaranNya. InsyaAllah...

    Dirimu tetap kurindui namun apakan daya...

    The climber now wishes to climb much higher, the trekker wishes to track deeper, perjalana masih jauh

    Sunday, March 16, 2008

    buat teman



    "The Reason"


    I'm not a perfect person
    There's many things I wish I didn't do
    But I continue learning
    I never meant to do those things to you
    And so I have to say before I go
    That I just want you to know

    I've found out a reason for me
    To change who I used to be
    A reason to start over new
    and the reason is you

    I'm sorry that I hurt you
    It's something I must live with everyday
    And all the pain I put you through
    I wish that I could take it all away
    And be the one who catches all your tears
    Thats why i need you to hear

    I've found out a reason for me
    To change who I used to be
    A reason to start over new
    and the reason is You

    and the reason is You [x3]

    I'm not a perfect person
    I never meant to do those things to you
    And so I have to say before I go
    That I just want you to know

    I've found out a reason for me
    To change who I used to be
    A reason to start over new
    and the reason is you

    I've found a reason to show
    A side of me you didn't know
    A reason for all that I do
    And the reason is you

    lyrics http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/hoobastank/thereason.html
    image www.laguna-seca.com

    Monday, January 28, 2008

    Renungan


    ...saya yakin bahawa manusia itu pengembara belaka,tiada sanggup memberi pertolongan sesamanya.

    -Keris Mas, Pandji Islam No.2, 9 Januari & No.16, 16 Januari 1939-


    Fikir-fikirkanlah...
    Renung-renungkanlah...

    Sorry I forgot the title of the cerpen

    Friday, January 04, 2008

    climb

    odah once said that a mark of a good writer is his or her first line or first few lines.

    would it be engaging,captivating or utter rubbish?

    f**k it!i'm not a writer.i'm an adventurer.my current escapade~climbing



    why?

    its a good workout.

    why?

    its quite dangerous.

    why?

    its you versus yourself.its you against the terrain.it ain't about impressing others.you challenge yourself.its camaraderie.its about trust.its fighting the mental block.

    in life we all aspire to be better.move up higher!when you climb...you would always want to climb higher and higher.

    climbing = self satisfaction

    any takers?

    Tuesday, July 10, 2007

    breaking the silence

    finally,i've decided to break the silence and yes i'm contemplating on quitting,pulling the plug on this space.after the sedim rafting adventure,i embarked on another journey.an intense and interesting placement exercise approximately for 5 months.my island escapade followed suit.i'd spent a week in pulau perhentian .3 days on the big island and 3 days on the small island.big island loads of fun the small one sucked big time.i stayed at mohsin chalet.DO NOT REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKE AS I DID.AVOID THIS CHALET.THE SERVICE SUCKS BIG TIME. HEAD FOR PERHENTIAN BESAR INSTEAD FOR MORE WHOLESOME FUN.

    before i pull out many thanks to beloved irina muis for the title schafikology, the sepetlike picture that i supposed to send to her to be placed on her blogsite but i put it on mine instead.hehee.sorry.she is due to finish her masters by year end.

    congrats to an and suria Allah had blessed them with a beautiful baby ian.

    congrats to acad and sophie, ijabkabul on 070707.

    my buddy gel nun jauh di aussie.sangap jugak ko takde

    jumy...all the best in your projects.

    fiqa,perabih cepat duit k'jaan pastu cabutla.your brains are due elsewhere.

    my adventure continues.on and off course....with this i end my blog.nothing here...shoo

    Tuesday, December 19, 2006

    sambungan

    so where was i.oh yes?!lompat....dah....so in the evenig we left sedim for baling.off to kolam air panas.we make our move approximately at 5.30pm.needless to say sampai ke destinasi dalam kol 8pm.we stopped along the way solat and all.we spent the night kat kolam ayaq hangat.its a nice place with chalets dorms and all.mostly its made up of families coming in throngs.rm2 per entry.kalau tido kat situ suka hati la berapa kali nak kuar masuk.anyway....after a long hard day at sedim a nice warm dip is the right medicine.hilang all the sengal-sengal badan.there i was duduk rilek berendam dgn kengkawan,advisor,drebars abg zai and abg malik and adik2 lain.mmg malam 2 tido nyenyak tak hingat...despite zams' snoring!hahaaaa.....next day hari berangkat pulang ke kl...singgah kat lata....tak ingat nama(tak best mcm sedim) and umah irwan our advisor for lunch.mak dia masak.lauk kampung big time.gulai ikan masin,kerabu pucuk paku,sambal,ikan goreng,ikan kering...sedap sedap!so sambung la perjalanan kami melalui jalan raya dan juga lebuhraya yg berliku(chewah).....most of the time i slept.it was a slow journey back to bmi and God we all had a good time and all in 1 piece!yeehah

    Thursday, December 14, 2006

    the journey continues

    In the name of Allah Most Gracious and Most Merciful

    "Selamat tgh encik.encik nak ke mana?",tanya pak guard uitm."Saya nak gi masjid itm",jawabku."Ha?buat ape?",tanya pak guard yg skeptikal."Jumpa imam....pakcik saya keta belakang tu staf itm arau",jawabku selamba.Hey,i don't blame.dressed grunged and the car stereo was blasting Led Zep's Immigrant Song.hahaa.iklan kejap

    so back to my chronicles in sedim,kulim kedah.first day activity sumwhere around 3pm we had our canopy walk.beauty from the tree tops.the brigde is fixed unlike the one in taman negara which is the hanging type.its hard to describe.nanti aku letak gambar.cantik.....esp with the river flowing and the trees galore.basically just enjoying nature from a birds eye.nice.....yadda yadda....evening.what else?terjun tirok lagi in the clear chilly waters of river sedim.nice?!babes?ada but not aplenty.hahaaaa

    night falls...before we had our dinner around 9pm we had a minor ice breaking session since they were newbies among us.lepas dah gelak gi makan pastu sambung ice breaking and then gi night walk.the beauty of the night walk is that we had a full moon.so we have natural lighting.i brought along my head torchlight but only used when necessary.when we have to climb up or go down steep area i simply light up for others to walk and pass throught.i was in front of the pack mind you with our guide.it was nice to finally reach lata.....urm sorry tak ingat nama and lay down on the rocks.........river flowing,full moon...all missing is my irina.a very romantic setting even better to those yang dah kawin.ya know what i mean.....guides need not apply.just don't fall into the rapids!hahaaaaaa.....basically lepas tu we make our way back to camp.penat jugak....i slept only to be waken up by bob yg ajak teman dia mancing.so i went.bentang sleeping bag atas batu yg besar.....tido bawah full moon......best!sebab nyamuk pon takde....lagi la best.after a few hours i went back to my tent......pagi matki kejut for subuh prayers around 645am.....needless to say all the mumbo jumbo breakfast dum dee dum....so todays activity is rafting and tubing!finally some serious fun.semua ni aroud 9pm.so pakai safety jacket and helmet.we were briefed on safety aspects and how to handle rafts.basic stuff.then comes the "water confident".we were told to jump into the river and how to position ourselves in case we capsized.i did the first jump.so i was told to position my self like in a backstroke position....and watch for the thrown rope by the instructor.grab it and hold on tight.then the instructor just pull us to safety.easy?for some yes.some did struggle.semorang selamat menjalani kursus water confident.next we were seperated into 2 main groups.1 group buat rafting dulu and lagi satu buat tubing.i went for rafting first.a few minor training like what to do when the craft terbalik and stuff like that.kewl?!it when well.now!the real mccoy,rafting!i was seated in front with matki.2nd row occupied by sir roy and fifi.3rd row shurein and dina.skipper/instructor kat belakang sekali jadi kemudi.he is the boss.off we went to conquer the rapid!FUN!SERONOK!simply hard to describe in words.please kalau ada chan go for it!simply fun....FUN FUN FUN FUN!wohoooo......test your character big time.fifi sampai pucat.tu baru level 3.haahaaaaa.teamwork at its best!macam macam gelagat!hahaaaaaa.....next was tubing.i had a brush with death the day before gara2 of unsupervised tubing.sakit jugak la badan ku yg bertulang tak berisi nih!but i just went through this time around despite the incident before.i enjoy the rafting more.highlight of the day was some of us took a plungh some 30 feet way up there!we jumped off a bridge.yup i did that!i was awesome.the free fall feeling....hahaaaa.the water was 15 foot deep.out of 26,3 guys jumped off the bridge and yes 4 budak pompuan followed suit!hahaaaaaa......pastu kena sekolah dgn advisor!hahaaaa.....tapi tu hari lain...nanti gua sambung cite.

    Friday, December 08, 2006

    i'm back

    in the name of Allah the Most Gracious and Most Merciful

    Fellow bloggers its been a while since i last blogged.hectic needless to say.i'd just finish my kick back and relax theraphy....i went camping after my finals which explains why i went missing.in the forest,birds singing,rapids and waterfalls,cengkerik here and there just laying back and relax.next year?InsyaAllah Mount Kinabalu.then maybe just maybe off to Pulau Kapas or back to Sedim,Kulim Kedah for some serious fun in the water.So there i was in sedim kulim kedah.its an international spot for some serious river rafting level 1 until level 5(offers 90 degree drop)-we only hit until level 3.i would love to share my adventure with u guys unfortunately i don't have the pictures with me just yet.so the initial plans began some 3 months ago.after all the hardwork of planning and such we made our move on 3rd dec 11pm from bmi.initially there were 50 peeps on the "i want togo list" in the end only 26 decided to really really go.2 advisors and 2 drivers.so 30 in full gear.1 bus and 1 van.i took off in the van with matki(prog. mgr).we left the 2nd official driver because he is a slowmo and sir irwan got his commercial license.so off we go.irwan handed to walkie talkies to the bus.dina held 1 and zam held 1.the bus took of at 11pm we followed suit 1130pm....the driver yet to show up....basically i slept for most of the trip.up till tapah i didn't sleep.i had yong tau foo tgh2 pagi.ada yg tala nasik lemak,goreng and such.shurein joined up with the whole gang.so bersambunglah perjalanan kami.....pendek cerita we reached kulim by subuh.after solat subuh we move on.so tibalah kami kat sedim....around 845am...we were greeted by scenic kampung,then hutan getah,small stream and suddenly deruan air yg WOW!WOW!WOW!WOW!the water is damn clear!so what to do.....set up camp....lite breakfast and kabooooooosh!blurrrrrr......sejuk siut sejuk siut!sejuk gedik...hingga ke tulang sumsum......whoaaaa nelly!as we reached lunch semorang pon melantak dgn lahapnya...........chronicles ini akan kusambung...i need picturesss : (.....kengkawan sendla kat aku!

    Saturday, November 04, 2006

    inspired

    hmph i guess,i'm not blogging as much these days.so are my other blog buddies.yesterday,i went over to nadrul's open house after fixing ahmad pongko's blown fuse which i fixed after sending irina over to kak ija's place because she had to attend fazs' akad nikad and we went to the kenduri today.the great news was suria will blossom i found out sortof accidently which i'm really proudof because my technique of looking like i know but actually i don't really know or don't know at all~actually its part of my jedi mind trick technique~works like a charm!so be warned!so Gee i practically going to "blow" anytime soon and 1 is growing.which reminds me of jumy wanting to be the Godfather of my child.he said that bout 1~1.5 years ago.so anyone interesting in having me as a Godfather?rest assured when that time comes i might be wearing hakama and carry a full blown katana.i nearly bought a carbon bayonet.rm80.bargain!but i refrained because the set of katana with the stand looks more tempting!but nothing beats the real very limitedly produced pure japanese katanas!so limited only 2 are produced in a year by a single urm....sekolah pembuat pedang?i don't know the japanese name.forgotla.so basically there are 5 schools that makes it so approximately 10!these are the very rare and utterly expensive.so where was i.....oh!the subject of pregnancy.pregnant women are sexy!serious.i feel so and apparently matjoe shares the same idea.i hope i don't scare people with that statement.not like sexy mouthwatering lustful sexy more like graceful beautiful sexy!so don't get me wrong.beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.so nothing serious or mind bending.so till next time i'll dive deeper and into the darker realms of............tataaa :P


    Sunday, October 15, 2006

    selamat hari raya

    when was the last time i blogged.some time ago.i'm at home as usual for the weekends.sent alia to umkl and i nearly got myself into an accident so some creep suddenly decides to stop and watch an accident on the fast lane!lucky escape.i might be off to perlis for the raya festivities.hahaa.hoohoo.i have to drive i guess.ah!malas malas...today sunday i had my 2nd part of autocad class.kinda cool.managed to finished a house plan minus the small details but it was worth it.rm60 for a 2 day course.cheap!hahaa.i thought i had stuff to write but suddenly i just went away.so urm urm.....nothing for now i guess.so everyone selamat hari raya.God bless and majulah sukan untuk negara!haahaaaaaa.okay i'm f!@#$%!bye

    Sunday, October 01, 2006

    ramadhan al mubarak

    so there i was.armi's and nuril's,mr and mrs armi's new lovely home.i was there for a housewarming kenduri and breakfasting event with their closest relatives and closest friends.great company and excellent food.hmmph,i missed another tarawikh session.twice already.darnit!there goes my ambition of not missing.actually,i can do it on my own and not missit but too lazy to do so.so blame it on myself.hahaa.so ramadhan is so fun and festive.i breakfast with friends on weekdays and with family on weekends.what a combination. and hmmpphhsss again.its been a while since i last blogged.so a week recap.missed a few classes due to a series of unfortunate events.the high voltage/high tension lab was exceptionally fun.smokes aplenty!smoke ahoy!1 workbench got smoked and the smell was seriously seriously awful!hahaaa.still i was fun screwing the machine esp when the students aren't at fault.we just followed instructions!hahaaa.apparently the current rating for the workbench is way off the scale althought the voltage is deemed suitable for the experiment.highlights?urm no.irina is having her big big really big presentation on tuesday.she is all hyped about it and i'm happy for her.speaking about happy.

    here is a thing,in a class would you chose to be the quiet don't ask don't respond type or chose to be the responsive type.well,irina told me a case where when she tried to help peeps who need help because they couldn't get the exact word in a presentation.some peeps "shhhshh!" her and say out loud how annoying she is for doing that(she is helping out actually).when a lecturer asked her to interpret what he/she said~rephrase what he/she said because majority can't understand she got the "look" from other peeps( the minority).sad isn't it?the truth is i'm not the quiet type in the lecture hall too.so i kinda feel for her.i don't really get the "look".that is a plus point.i think this type of people is not good(sadly they do exist).its not like she goes out asking stupid silly q's?!kesian.she finds it quite disturbing because all she did was responding to the situation.hmmphhh.i said yelah kalau tak tanya mcm mana nak tau?because usually ramai yg tak tahu tapi malas nak tanya so species-species yg bertanya pon tanya but lain pulak outcomenya.so irina ckp patutla hermione jadi mangsa keadaan.just because she wanted to know and she knows a lot~surprisingly happens to annoy some peeps.sedih2.i think this is a disease(sad oh so sad esp among sebilangan org melayu).when people do good stuff we should support them.kalau kita tau tapi org lain tak tau we owe them an explaination not shun them.tapi kalau tanya soalan bodoh memanglah nak kena.tapi what may sound stupid to you might be not stupid to others.oh well...

    so disamping itu kita rakyat malaysia yg dok aman,bukapose dgn cukup makan,boleh gi semayang dgn senang lenang ingat-ingatlah kat,remember our brothers and sisters at palestine and lebanon.don't waste food,pray hard and bersyukurlah dgn nikmat yg Allah bagi day in and day out.so insyaAllah selamat menunaikan ibadah Ramadhan.may Allah bless us all.Amin.nanti-nanti ana blog lagi dgn bahasa rojak!hahaaaa....